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CaptainVolume
another day, another Dave Grohl post
WalksWithNoFear
FRESH POT!!!!!!!!!!
ZeKiller
DeadliestBigfoot
Man, what a cool kick-ass dude.
Cortezdelanoche
We don't deserve him
itspronouncedjiff
I mean there are good people, then there is amazing people. Then there is Dave Grohl. There is a beer for him at mine any time.
toffeeonion
I hate that every time that fact about the Aussie miners comes up it still has the actors fun the movie not the actual miners
latinsaint
Awesome down to earth man! Everyone can learn something from him.
JeanClaudeVanDamnIt
\m/
Xen300
Oh lordy, here it comes: the Imgur spontaneous wankfest. See also Bill Murray, Keanu Reeves & Elon Musk. Dicks out, boys!
GeorgieThumbs
If i ran the rainforest is not a Dr. Seuss book. Seuss had nothing to do with it
elinveronicap
Well it's in the Cat in the Hat's Learning Library series, so it's a bit Seussy.
mrweekend
Dave gets it. Bands make money touring, not from selling songs in iTunes or whatever your preferred platform is
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
here’s our monthly fp post about how amazing david grohl is. circle up everyone.
StormCrow71
I have a non-gay boner for this man.
lokishadowgirl
Dave Grohl is a treasure
FutureFriedman
As much as I like him, #8 is stupid. A show without working mics is no fun. A show where the singer has shit dripping on stage is no fun.
just4thelolz
I was gonna say the same. A broken leg is probably easier to perform with than with diarrhea.
effector
Joe Walsh wore rubber fishing pants on stage after getting food poisoning. To get paid he had to play every single show in the tour.
pres2pond
The one bit I disagree with is learning to play. Go learn the piano. Don't matter what you want to play eventually, LEARN THE FUCKING PIANO
pres2pond
Why? Because it's the simplest stupidest instrument ever. Press key, get note. One key, one note. You'll learn the structure of music.
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
When in doubt, ask yourself: What would Dave Grohl do?
canucklostinnewyork
I am going to use this FOREVER. Ty
RupertR
MeteorD8
I never realized that was actually him... wow
NotAmused1001
Wut
asm80dfa8sdfj
#8 Honestly, diarrhea is a damn good reason to cancel a show. If you can't go 30 minutes without shitting, how will you sing and dance for
asm80dfa8sdfj
several hours? jumping around, tensing your stomach, pushing yourself physically. All while feeling like shit, at that. Can't knock 'em here
TerriMessy
I don't think I'll ever go to a better gig. Foos supported by motorhead and qotsa. Oh and Queen made an appearance! Glorious.
yuriicide
I thought I’d skip Motörhead in 2015 and see them the year after, then Lemmy passes. FML
TerriMessy
Oh no! That's awful. Lemmy came on and stage with the Foo Fighters for a song, it was amazing
yuriicide
I’m very jealous. I can imagine how awesome it was
KixStar
That last one makes me so happy. He's right that his kids don't care at all. She's just like, "dude. Swimming. Let's go." Love love love
Velonici
IIRC thats the take they used and you can barely hear the kid in it.
soapghost
I feel like Dave Grohl wouldn't like other musicians being put down for their medical health issues
ComicUpgrade
Criticism is only a medical health issue if you make it one
IAAShRaPNeL
It's always hilarious looking his dorky, younger self.
CrimeBrulee
A good beard hides a lot of ugly
Imhereforthelurking
He's still dorky, just looks way better with the beard. Someone got him in pink-ribboned pigtails below, sans beard... fucking weird looking
IAAShRaPNeL
The one from Learn to fly?
OpticalPanda
Flight attendants always stop him after that video debuted. It's hilarious.
ScottishPower
Did he get hotter as he got older?
NicoloMoretti
It's the beard
homoerection
Yes
Lorithias
longbottomed !
Imhereforthelurking
Beard helps. He looks way off without it.
BandiMoonDriver
We all love Elon Musk, Dave Grohl and Keanu Reeves
dogfashion
They're good people, it's true!
jesusmcpleasus
I say "okaChompsey" to my kids all the time
halucid
Fuck that watermark
PumparumTheCrow
"We're going to watermark this meme/image that we took from public domain so that nobody can steal it!"- Page admins
ellywashere
Can you explain this for my friend who doesn't get it? What's okaChompsey?
jesusmcpleasus
Look at the second picture
ellywashere
Ohhhhh. My friend says thank you.
jesusmcpleasus
Tell her "anytime" :)
TheShadowBoxingAssCrack
Kate62
I'm going to see this glorious bastard in 2 months I'm so excited I can't stand it.
slasher88bravo
I saw him back in December. It was FUCKING AMAZING!
thepacksurvives
Me too! Heading down to Atlanta in April! Enjoy!
ScottishPower
Saw him at Glastonbury. The most amazing show I've ever been to hands down
mobileimgurlags
Welcome to Rockville is three days long this year and the Foo are playing Sunday. Looking forward to this awesome weekend in April
Gravityballs
Here in jax myself, I'm excited.
ChillyPilly
I'm going to Noblesville in July, second time seeing them!
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
I'm extremely fcking jealous, you glorious bastard
zakmonster
Saw them a few months ago for the first time. When the crowd started singing along to Big Me, he started tearing up. Beautiful goddamn man.
cullen0013
You will get your money’s worth. Those bastards put on a hell of a show.
schoofy00
Are you going to pinkpop!!!!!!
Kate62
Just a 1 day show here in West Palm Beach. Nosebleed grass seats but I don't care. Can't wait!
Sweetcharade83
I saw them in 2001, they were fucking amazing.
Chibi105
I just saw them finally back in November. Dave had a sore throat, but still rocked a full set+ 3 song encore
TheDazarooney
Saw them a few years ago in Ireland and they did a 3 hour set in the pouring rain. Dave even ran out on the catwalk and got drenched himself
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
Seeing them in June, first time, this guy is the reason I picked up a pair of sticks. I’m counting the seconds.
Girldavina
I’m seeing them in June too!!! I’m close to squealing every time I think about it!!
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
Nice! Olympic Park yeah? Gonna be so good.
Girldavina
Yes, 23rd June!!!
kofjfsfsf
i mean Diarrhea seems like a very valid reason to cancel a concert. What is he just gonna run to the bathroom every 10 minutes?
bugeyetex
Didn't stop Iron maiden
Savanna55
He could have taken an Imodium and gone on with the show.
mcbotulism
Put a cork up your ass and deal with it. THAT'S SHOWBIZ, BABY!
Quizz25S
Hey when I get diarrhea it's one horribly long trip to the porcilin throne and then I'm good to go.
BritishBatman
Cork
Whiskey7delta
I bet it sounds the same.......
rebeliousboob
I mean I don’t go to work if I have diarrhea
NotActuallyAMemberOfTheThirdReich
People reading that would have done the same exact thing as those celebrities. Easy to talk shit
srs00
He dances too so that could have been bad for everyone
nezdower
Well, that Depends...
VagisilToothpaste
ThinkPad1886
He could sing the poos
Snooj
You don't need your legs to play guitar, but you do kinda want to not be straining your core to sing while holding back the shits.
TroubledTimes
My s/o told me about this metal singer who shit his pants on stage, wiggled it down his pant leg, and them just kicked it off stage.
sneakypenguin
Imodium.
hamjamm69
Id be more likely to go to a bieber concert if there would be a good chance he would literally shit on people
Spottedcowz
Strip club DJ here. Diarrhea is the worst illness you can have behind the mic. Easier to power through losing your voice than the runs.
Roserapaine
As much as I dislike Justin Bieber, yeah. Diahhrea is actually a valid reason to say 'Hold up, guys, maybe I shouldn't do this show'
ygohomer
Lol i was thinking same thing. Broken leg hurts!... but a broken leg isn't going to explode poop out of it every few moments
gracieanne146
Or take some scrip-strength Imodium...
Clitastrophe
Playing on stage with a broken leg is bad ass; Shitting yourself on stage is not.
CharlesFosterLime
This is what superglue was designed for.
norwegiansilverfox
Biebs quitting a show in Norway after 1 song due to water spilt on stage would've been a better example. Sauce: https://www.tv2.no/a/7567263
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
To be fair, how can he keep singing if it shorts out his auto-tune?
PraiseThePook
YES DAMN IT!!!..... Actually... No. No, no one needs to see that. Go get some rest buddy. Stay hydrated and stuff...
interiorcrocodileferaligatr
Well, yeah
JustALullabi
As well as the technical difficulties. Ain't shit he's gonna do about it. Seems like a valid reason to me.
NeatoCompletoDuderino
I read "technical difficulties" as "this venue isn't up to spec and the audience won't get the show they're paying for."
Okebel
In the Court of France in the 17th century, servants used to give enemas under the ballgown of the queen because she needed to be there. 1/2
Okebel
2/2 When you have to be there, you're fucking there no matter what.
DoorToDoorHentaiSaleswoman
Well it's not the 17th fucking century, is it?
CISMaleScumLord
Yeah, you don't want shit pouring out both ends
WalksWithNoFear
It's bad enough coming out the front.
Grennanz
This... This is gold.
WitchyVixen
Cakesndots
Comments like this is why I get up in the morning +1
Mikadomea
yueker
Underrated comment is underrated.
just4kickz
IndigoWendigo
JESUS CHRIST best comment
thebloody
HillbillyHereNow
Ha! You witty bastard. Well done. +1 to you.
kattyjaxx
Silbonito
DuderOrElDuderino
jonnieMPHCOY
I laughed so hard at this I almost shit myself!
sillysallysusans
Teaflings
You deserve a wonderful life for that comment. Treat yoself today
wingnut98
Grudgebearingmidget
Saving this so fucking hard
Martellus
Peppersworth
It's easier to sing with a broken leg than diarrhea
floatationman
That's what wireless mikes are for. https://youtu.be/sRHVIcesOH4?t=72
ProfessorMatt
That's the weirdest Deep Thought ever.
zackofspades
NBA players occasionally hit the DL for “gastric distress”...almost always assumed to be diarrhea, no one wants to see that happen in game.
mrread55
I’d pay to see that
PootsMcGraw
I do. And I want to see those players called for double-dribbling.
AliitOriShyaTalDin
Your comment deserves much more than just my upvote.
Lorithias
indeed ! No one !
SawhorseJackson
An entire post about the many reasons that Dave Grohl is one of the coolest humans on the planet, and this is what you focus on?
VagisilToothpaste
The dude's a Belieber...isn't if obvious?
CrimeBrulee
It's as Dave would want
AManWhoWasntThere
It would be worse if a twerking artist did a show with diarrhea.....
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
Well, there are some people into that.
PeopleDoNotThink
Nutkin
NobodyofParticularConsequence
Insert that nasty canned chicken gif.
AManWhoWasntThere
NOOOOOOO!
xomoosexo
That's what I was thinking too!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"Twerking artist"
Snowf1ake
A fine example of an oxymoron.
AManWhoWasntThere
Hey...strip tease is a kind of art in a way....ahah
ricoadelante
Wear a diaper. Walk it off.
Pinkelet
Surely a tampon would be less obvious?
lookingOknaked
Or brown pants.
Spiritsue
He actually wears shit that looks like his bums in a nappy...I see no problem
meatylegend
I suggest not walking with a diaper full. Might leak places.
cosonfused
But he just got potty trained though
Eomund521
Unfortunately only on the lower half. Top half still spews shit all over the place.
CloudberryMoose
Does anyone have that picture of Biebs wearing pants that look like he shat himself?
BitchButcher
Are you really aware of what you just asked for? Is this what you want to do with your life?