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hikerguytaco
I can hear this image
GentleTex73
Science is the creation of the Devil. Don't you know that? But cell phones are a wonder... must be magic.
iidky
Science was the one class I always did well in
theDogter
A lot of the people who are researching their opinions, failed science
OCTAVlAN
I just said that same shit to someone yesterday telling me that there is real science to prove scientology is legit. ... lol real he says?
gamer2k4
But if you made something up and called it "science," it wouldn't suddenly become right. The word isn't magic.
Copperbrat
iliketrains1990
Jesus this woman's voice cuts like a knife.
WhatD0thLife
What a glorious mane she's got.
giveusalol
My sister has a masters in science. I call gravity “physics ghosts.” I insist I get cold in cold places because I’m “room temperature.” 1/2
giveusalol
2/2 I knew the science before she could read. I just like making her laugh and yell “YOU ARE NOT ECTOTHERMIC!” at me. Always a hoot.
meatsmokertx
I love her
Dondarian
She has some glorious moments, indeed!
Shaodyn
Science doesn't care whether you believe in it or not. You're thinking about fairies.
fartharder
And I bet you'll find a lot of people failed science
TheCHIinChicago
Lies. They don't teach science anymore.
ejoedjoe42
Science has nothing to do with belief.
SleazyBijou
This flippin dumbass kid I knew failed the high school graduation exam science portion 4 times… I was Lauren Boebert…wtf
SleazyBijou
It wasn’t ** gd phone
MrHappySmiles
Science was fun. Math was not fun. Math is not science!
MrHappySmiles
Do not quoth the idiot ;)
phonoodle415
i didnt believe in history
foxyfaice
Believe and being able to repeat what you're told are different things.
VictusVonGuyver
During the early 2000's they successfully started pushing creationism to be taught to schools instead of evolution. It is quack science >
VictusVonGuyver
Disguised to teach religion. https://evolution-outreach.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12052-020-00126-8
Comatose1737
Nothing is ever true in science. If it's well established, it's a theory until proven false. Science continually evolves with new evidence.
imyourrealdad
It still is, but instead of failing a class, you are failing at life.
nickwinters
Now the parents who failed high school science show up at school board meetings and yell at the board.
MikeKeyser
And then the kids who never got the hang of math became artists...to avoid math
Copperbrat
And sometimes infuriatingly, we need that math to do our art jobs.
MikeKeyser
I make and sell my woodwork. I know exactly down to the square inch or 10ml of glue everything costs me so that I can appraise and mark up
JahNoodles
Modern day if you fail in Spanish you get to murder your teacher
DanFranzen
That reference, I understood it.
PatrickDiomedes
i don't
hellothisispeggy
https://apnews.com/article/crime-homicide-iowa-des-moines-fairfield-42eba22bc42bf9e52a165478916072c4
MSGinSC
I believed in science and still failed. I was just a terrible student.
NeSwXplant
Dude, You just can't be dead and alive in the same time.
DadddyWarlord
Dude same. I love science but fuck I was pretty stupid at it in highschool
DJEvilBunny
I was a terrible student as well, but I still believed I was being taught accurate and correct information.
jimplaysgames10
A necessary but not sufficient condition.
OdeToBouncer
Did you blame the science for your failure? No? You're still intelligent.
xj4low
Loved biology but chemistry is magician level alchemy. "Why did this liquid turn blue, smoke, and burn my lungs? Now my teeth are itchy."
notkvothethebloodless
(1)Yea but do you now resent smart people for being good at it and openly deny their findings and talent to try and make your own shitty
notkvothethebloodless
(2) existence seem valid? Cause if you dont then congratulations! You are already better practically all US republican voters.
DCA4242
It's okay. I believe in you.
MSGinSC
Aww shucks, thanks!
TheHuntedSnark
"I believe in you -- i.e. I think you exist." ~ Alex Horne
MSGinSC
We'll see where we stand in that regard in about 30 minutes when the gummy kicks in.
Syrpynt
NodYourHeadToThis
Aside from her almost annoying voice, she's quite funny.
CNChapeL
Not quite Fran Drescher but getting there
pinatafarmer
Along with her hair, she described herself as a shrill lion once, she's great
TalkingSnake
Jeff Ross has a career and he always sounds like he either recently vomited or will soon.
HumbabaEpic2
AManWoman
I don't mind the voice, I do mind that she continues to defend serial sexual harasser Louis CK just because she's dating him
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
I thought she was gay???
JHRD1880
Did you hear that on Fox? She's not dating him...
AManWoman
She was when the allegations came out. They've never been public but it was an open secret in the stand-up community
AManWoman
And anyway, she's still supporting him in his comeback appearances
UseTheForceLuke
Fuck yeah Michelle Wolf
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YannC
It's brilliant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDbx1uArVOM
ThisGuyHere
Oh my god, she went after them all.
ButteryBiscuitBass
Awesome, I thought she looked familiar, "you should have done your homework before booking me".
RevengeIsIceCream
I'm kinda hoping she'll take over Daily Show when Trevor leaves...
TheDrunkenWrench
Oh that would be STELLAR
TeelMoobeel
Her voice. Bless her but her voice isn't in the right pitch.
LateNightBunnyParty
That would be amazing!
whitebbwolf
oooohhh ohhh - yes !!!
TrueTalk
Gee, a female comedian joking about material without relying on sex (I thought, in the post), what a nice surpr- oop, nope couldn't avoid it
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
You're a sad little shit aren't you?
kristProblemLord
Sex is objectively hilarious. Why wouldn't everyone joke about it all the time?
thedudeman519
Wait till you see most male comedians material
blessedarethecheesemakers
mushroomking
What male comedians don't joke about sex? Nate Bargatze is the only one that comes to mind and even he probably has a couple...
thedudeman519
Jim Gaffigan?
alaest0r
Who hurt you?
ShutUpMeh
A lady comedian
CptRobotNinja
So fucking ead
CptRobotNinja
*rad
ElRealElGuapo
rod
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Team RamRod.
ICollectReactionGifs
They've been trying to get creationism in the science class for decades tho
FaithAlone
“Tach the controversy” is so stupid.
giveusalol
Imagine trying to sell the concept of “intelligent design” to anyone with the experience of having a spine. THEYRE TRASH, O LORD!
ICollectReactionGifs
1) It was so bad, the original ID documents were creationist documents with creationism parts replaced with a search tool, right after
ICollectReactionGifs
2) creationism was struck down in the courts. They basically just made a new account after being banned with a 2 at the end of their usernam
DJEvilBunny
The science of creationism?
ICollectReactionGifs
And after that got struck down as religion, intelligent design
DJEvilBunny
Ah, yes. The wolf v pug conundrum.
DCA4242
That doesn't make any sense
TheMouseOfMadness
It does if you understand their goal. Religion took over Europe, we call it the Dark Ages now, but during that same time was the Golden Age>
TheMouseOfMadness
in the middle east. Until religion stated to take over there and math somehow became evil according to leaders. Whole lot of decline. >
TheMouseOfMadness
Science and reason start to come back in the West and we have the Renaissance and religion loses a lot of power. They want a new dark age.
ICollectReactionGifs
Here, have the beginning of a rabbit hole https://youtu.be/47XLxMz-JHE
theios84
Oh, man...here goes a day in my life I will never get it back.... ? But overall...oh. my. god.
ICollectReactionGifs
Doesn't stop them tho, and its part of why GOP is pushing for private school vouchers cause they can't get it in public schools
DCA4242
Why don't people just pay for private schools instead of vouchers? If they don't believe in public education, I mean.
ICollectReactionGifs
Because it let's leadership say "any of (their voters) can get into a private school", when in reality the vouchers don't even cover 100%
Vallete
The vouchers are a way to funnel public money into private pocket, also cause the public school system to collapse
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's taking money out of the public system and handing it to their buddies in the private system. The goal is to undercut and get rid /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
of public education and make it all private, so they get all the money spent on education, *and* can control the curriculum. /2
maybeamonster
They already decided what they want to believe is true. Their goal is not to accept new info, but to attack anything that disagrees.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Isn't that just having an axiom? Some base everything on the axiom: there's nothing supernatural, others don't.
maybeamonster
If you want to put it that way, ok. But axioms are just big ass assumptions that when wrong lead to paradoxes. These guys ignore paradoxes.
BigFatFailureTurtle
I'm just playing devil's advocate (ironically). What paradoxes are there?