UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
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Nov 6, 2016 12:59 AM
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
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PuebloPueblo
I don't get it
Trynottowakeuponfire
apearthenbananas
Hey I work in a kitchen too.
Blackcat85
I got 2 mini packs of pink . The fates misused my luck on starburst . # oh' Well
Ergand
well they all have one pink one already, so it's only like 1 in 4?
mstalltree
Sorry you already used your luck on this.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Why do you have starburst in packs of two
theplagiarist
ALL STARBURST ARE EQUALLY GOOD
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Why? Because you used all your shit luck on this?
spaceasaurusrex
Boo. I love the yellow ones. There. I said it.
Rayduh562
Red is better
vvp24
It's just crazy how much money they could make. If they sold a bag of just pinks.
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
JenWilson84
Holy shit..
SergeantDonnyDonowitz
Red, pink, orange, then throw out the yellows.
thirtyhelensagree
Same for me, except switch the orange and yellow! I hate orange everything (sorry)!
timeloveandyarn
I got the same thing the other day. Only got me 95 points though.
SemiC0L0N
Are you kidding me?!? This is every time for me!!! I hate the strawberry ones.
mojoesodope23
Go for the combos lemonerry or chorange
admiralbenson
I remember when they were called Opal Fruits
DontforgettobuyQtips
I had to tear through ten of these to find one pink ya bastard.
skippinjoker
I just had this 10 minutes ago. I'm off to buy tickets too!
Derfalke
Cherry 4 lyfe, bitchez! ::throws gang signs::
IronicUsername
Represent!
superkamigurutfs
You only get one in life. Winning lotto ticket or two pack pink starburst
aaaaaa123
You should have bought a lottery ticket BEFORE this, now all the luck was used up on this starburst.
DrBarrelRoll
See, this is what I keep telling people. Everybody always looks at me like I'm crazy.
screamingwinemaker
And here I am thinking the glass is half full.
TheAlphaBoggs
The conservation of greatness...
ClandestineIntestine
thefrayedendsofsanity
#worthit
HandBananananaTime
This is the only thing better than getting strawberry and lemon, then eating them together to create strawberry lemonade
DaMinah1337
*insert random starburst flavour* IS BEST FLAVOUR, FUCK YALL FOR DISAGREEING
kingkongplayspingpongwithhisdingdong
YELLOW IS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR FOR ANY STANDARD CANDY
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Are you calling Starbursts *gasp* BASIC?!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Banana?
ruferto
this might be the only exception
notwastingtimeiswear
I wish I could knock you for naming a color as your favorite flavor, but I feel the same way.
renodegeneric
Finally someone with tastes as good as mine.
IronicUsername
But this isn't any standard candy; this is Starburst and red clearly reigns supreme.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
I work with a guy who only eats yellow. He also loves the ends of bread and high-pulp OJ.
JackMolotov
Satans coworker
lolzomg123
Satan's co-worker before Satan got fired maybe. Taking the things no one wants isn't a terrible thing.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
Okay but it's not just taking it's requesting. Which to me is even better. Like regular slice vs end piece? He wants the end.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
Does that make me Satan?!
JackMolotov
The only way to find out is to perform an exorcism. Get the Vatican on the phone
IjustWannaParty
You monster
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Orange is my favorite. No body ever talks about orange.
iwanttomountndewya
I like eating orange, red, and pink at the same time. Mmmm
crashdummy35
Agreed. That orange is like a party in my mouf....
FirstPersonSingular
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Dalumbr
it's so good to hear someone actually say they like it too.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
Orange is 100% my fave. I actually like pink least.
bashline08
Well, your parents like you the least
ThePornBroker
Orange or green are my favourites.
NotGenericName
I didn't know there was a green one
ThePornBroker
Green is lime flavoured, well in the UK anyway, don't know about anywhere else.
Buhder06
My SO is allergic to oranges.. I've lost my favorite flavor thanks to this woman:( LET ME LIVE THROUGH YOU
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Buhder06
It's been tough:/ but almost worth it
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
Buy starburst on way to work. Eat all orange ones last to thoroughly enjoy. Destroy evidence.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Real oranges? Does anything from oranges end up in Starburst or other candies?
SuckAnElf
My friend is allergic to citric acid. Like carry an epi pen around allergic. Could be something like that. Citric acid is in everything.
Buhder06
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's more the citric acid deal. Because she has an epi pen everywhere she goes too
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I talked to my wife about this. She's a nutritionist. She explained the citrus allergy to me.
squidbastard
I hate the Internets love of all shit, #allstarburstaretastyIeatcandywhendrunkwhichIamnow.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Tasty leat candy? An I reading that wrong?
Sentinelricce
"Tasty I eat candy" I believe is what he was trying to say.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Ah, the well designed l/I issue
Sentinelricce
Yeah, no idea why the people who designed keyboards didn't make a capital i do the fancy thing where it's two T's combined.
thegayestunicorn
I'm allergic to red dye
27yoUGLYvirgin
I'm sorry :(
thegayestunicorn
It stinks but I'm alive! :)