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FP Edit: Wow, I will always cherish this lasting internet popularity ;) Send me whatever. Peace.
Akt118
Hahaha omg thank you for that last pic!! -every wife ever.
OPLurksAtWork
Homie went from 50 year old biker to 23 year old college student with a Honda.
H3T2YB0Y
Wow. FP. Thanks for all the love. Seriously, the funniest people I’ve never met live here.
stimelstomo
dig the Tom Selleck stash
transord
Do you have a Patreon to help support you regrowing the beard?
Twichy
Character facial hair selection.
Synchiropus
I looked for this comment :D
ndmaster
I was hoping the Hitler was the last pic.
forreallyandfortrue
Cos bitches love Hitler, amirite?
nukethelizards
As a woman, can confirm the last pic is sexy af.
JoshandMegs
As a married woman, that last one...
WanPannnnnnnnnnnnch
That last pic.
ZomBaeee
That sink....
archaeologyRocks
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
TheLadyKoi
You cleaned the sink?! Take me Daddy!
QQTrain
+1 for cleaning the damn sink. I police the hair when I shave and it is disgusting when others don't.
mtallmen184
I put a small carbage can in the sink and shave over that
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mikeatc
I'm guessing he means he polices the sink area for hair ensuring that it's clean and hair free.
samsonguy920
In my case I use a metal bowl to rinse my razor in. Then it gets poured straight down the drain. I still rinse the sink after.
khaytsus
Homeless, harley gang, harley gang level 10, harley gang '77, magnum pi, nope, stop here, bruhhh
sumayMovieMonster
I like the mustache one best.
stimelstomo
Def
TableDemon
Stash and stubble is best. You really should stick with that. no homo.
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Stash and stubble looks like a WoW human character. In other words, not good!
DrSharkbite
kah929
"Dammit timmy you fucked 8 seconds in, now we have to wait another 2 fucking months for this scoundrel bullshit! Fucking twat!"
NotSoIndependentGamer
Why did Hitler have to ruin the toothbrush for everyone. It's so neat and tidy!
ilovemyslippers
Mugabe didn't seem to mind.
DrasticBastard
Congratulations, the toothbrush mustache makes you look like Charlie Chaplain and not Hitler.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
You look much younger/better.
CraicFiend87
Think the hat helps in the last pic cuz the hair is kind of wild in the others.
breanimal9
*waits for handsome partial nude* *sees something better*
smyleefacewink
EXACTLY!!
emilyjjobot
I like you. last week my boyfriend trimmed his beard on the day it was my turn to clean the bathroom.
BalmDeBono
He did it on purpose you know.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I assume you mean that he was your boyfriend last week.
emilyjjobot
I cleaned the whole bathroom except the sink. He got the message
Cabronmalisimo
Pakemania
This is why I will never shave my beard again
KamSolastor
I have to shave every month for work. I’ve pretty much decided to stay clean shaven for life now.
Pakemania
Damn that sucks. What kind of a workplace makes people shave themselves?
KamSolastor
Heh - the US Army (reserves)
Pakemania
Oh. Makes sense. Been there too (not in the US but still).
Heavenissize17socks
So, apparently I can arouse my partner by cleaning the sink after I shave. Heard and Understood. +1
iklu
What are you a robot?
kah929
He's much more sophisticated. Through mathematical equations and scientific studies, along with a BBQ lighter as a penis, he's a manbot!"
VioletMoonRising
Only if no one asks or tells you to. Same with doing nice stuff in general for your SO usually.
forreallyandfortrue
The opposite is surely a turn-off for me; nothing arousing about finding a mess left for you needlessly, makes you feel unappreciated.
WeeBabySeamus22
And unpacking the dishwasher. And getting up to a crying baby. And vacuuming. You get the drift.
FeralBurnett
It’s called “choreplay”
samsonguy920
I like that.
Verycreative123abc
Lol god thats good.
Heavenissize17socks
chelseagalileo
Wow your jaw line is amazing, don’t hide it in the hair. 10/10. Would make babies
JeSuisIvre
Yeah, if you're blessed with great bone structure leave it uncovered.
Silliosophical
Right?!? Whole reason for growing beards is to hide an absent jawline. This jawline is gorgeous! Let it be seen!!
VoteMegatron2020
My wife looking at this album: OMG HE LEFT A HAIR IN THE SINK!!!!!!
HODLBTC
The one dislike ..enjoy the couch
ForSomeAbstractReason
belligerentrightdoer
Let that sink in...
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
What the fuck does it want now!?
thatbaldguyswife
Same
2sday
Holy shit, that's some eye
IndianaSteve
Two.
SV99
3 actually.
IndianaSteve
Chrishankhah
I must just be at the point where I would be GRATEFUL if it were just one or two hairs, haha.
Anima925
I didn’t even notice...my boyfriend had to point it out to me ._.
SmurfStain
Went back and looked
stormegedendarklordofall
Ditto
Blackwoods13
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CapLox
Jebaited
Derpybearr
SAME
iklu
Goddamit.
HODLBTC
????
kittenkatt
So close! But yes; that self-congratulations wasn't counting on the zoom-in.
Stoobers
You think you go all the hair and then another one appears out of no where
MissDashLisa
I thought it was a crack on my screen
NotAHomunculus
My s/o didn’t think it was his sink till I pointed out the stray hair!!!
mtgjbone
Not a facial hair.
bitchgotaname
I can see it too!!!
AshyOz
littlemissmaura
Plz keep that third to last pic. Sincerely, most women. #fiveoclockshadowlover
collegekidblues
Got a Mark Ruffalo vibe goin there! (who I think is a handsome dude)
Kieralynh
Me too! I’m just like
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
If it’s not a beard, I’ll take the 5 o’clock shadow any day.
Silliosophical
Yep. It triggers my nibble & pounce response move.
lyricallove
Same. Why is it so attractive?
CheshireCad
It's become associated with men that shave every morning, but are so virile and masculine, that they start to grow it back by the afternoon.
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missastromccluskey
i agree :)