Jul 14, 2016 4:55 PM
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
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DJMalashir137
37 pushpops is a lot of pushpops.
jumper34017
*beavis and butthead* diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
If this was my kid, I'd frame these and read them everyday.
loungeking1
Kinda makes me wanna be a kid again.
poop273
This is gold
PorkTheChop
I want someone to look at me with the same amount of pure ecstasy this kid feels while looking at steaming shit.
monkeyhugs
"You shared a toothbrush with someone and don't even know their name?! Oh, he can burp the alphabet? That's ok then." - mom
AStaleDonut
the ridiculous-ness of this kid is just right :-)
Elpaco313
If this is a letter, why are there no creases from where it would presumably be folded and put in an envelope?
watchoutforlooseseal
Glad @op acquired a safe toothbrush
BrutusEt2
Learning the REAL lessons...
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I don't often call posts on imgur fake, but this feels fake.
deathtoduckface
CorneliusCornwall
Walter you fartin fool
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Hello muddah. Hello faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada
UsernameNotVerifiedForAccuracy
Camp is very entertaining...and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
VonSnootingham
Fake as hell.
AnnaNimitee
That is one valiant effort at spelling "diarrhea"
obligatoryguy
- Walter, 41, PhD.
thecrawlingdead
These look like an adult attempting to write and spell as a child would. For up votes.
ChipmunkHunk
charlesxavier
It's weird. Decent vocabulary. A lot of spelling mistakes but the use of the hyphen in push-pops and the attempt at using pps?
SalvalecRhaplanca
I have an old notebook from 2nd grade and it looks a lot like this but with proper spelling. I can believe this.
ethox
I'd tend to agree. Kids don't sign a letter with "W"
filopaa1990
Fake
IJustRide88
Totally. The hand writing is messy but the lines are too straight.
cluckythehorse
Thats what I was thinking. But ill roll with it.
Pops are sweet-y. Farts for week, rowing arms are heavy. There's diarrhea on my shoes already. Mom's spaghetti.
FuckYourJortsDude
this is fucking genius
Thanks. I try.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Timmy, PhD, 42
TheBioengineer
Die hard Donald Trump supporter
gnarlygus
Major: Trollogy
fe1od1or
*Feminist dance theory
NOINITIATIVE
Fry, Age 21
breezecakeyum
"Tell my brothers to have lots of farts for Saturday" The post was golden but this right here made it even better.
Sledgewolf1
"This right here" cue the banjos
mrskeItal
whenever i see that stuff I question if it's real (not that it matters) but most kids would say the brothers names, not "my brothers"
ilovewebsites
My thoughts exactly.
3dartwork
And we have a winner!
mannequinmolester
Get the fuck outta here with your clickbait title.
No way in the fucking world would I believe this. Between handwriting and what was said and how it was said. Total bullshit.
d65vid
This is definitely fake. Windsurfing is hard as fuck!
byzantium42
Sentence structure is good and spelling is that atrocious? Sorry, I don't buy it. Nice try, though.
dragonandnighthawk
I a elementary school teacher, I quite agree.
Hyphen and attempt to use pps? Me either.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
I'm leaning with you here. Most kids who go to school can spell and use better Grammer than this
Justabuckeye
The mail from Camp Imgur is really slow
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Rufin
O-H!
I - O
DradBones
Looks suspiciously at username
YesImProductive
I really wanted their to be a second one :/
RGEpicMrT
there*
Mom later that week
PopatoMc
v
lowfunctioninggenius
Had a teammate nicknamed 'Bushfire'. She's still alive btw
Natiim
Nice @OP
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Forced anal pounding
litsitsogxohxkys
Don't double dip op!
PyroDragon
That's one way to get a gal to take her pants off...
waitdoyounot
Wait. There are other ways?
wardenclyfe
That's want she gets for lying
Liar liar, plants for hire!
cuap
PyroBeast
AWESOME
spokejesse
Jeez why didnt she just sit?
In my experience, I've found people who light their farts on fire are generally not in the upper half of the IQ range.
TrĂ¼
UndeadDickCheney
Hey I have you know I'm just a few points above average!
scopegoat
not even the upper half of the lower half
Therearetoomanyusernames
Do people not learn about Drop And Roll anymore?
[deleted]
Eh, it's something that always stuck with me. I dunno why. But don't ask me about anything else from school. I don't remember! Lol
Oops...STOP, Drop And Roll. Guess I didn't learn it either. Lol
theredbully
It's STOP drop and roll. Never forget the stop people or else you will fucking die
Dude, I literally just commented under my own after I reread it. Lol I'm embarrassed.
GuardsmanMiku
wait why? was never taught stopd drop and roll, but I just know it from the internet.
ICantThinkOfAU
Seriously? Never? Good lord man, where did you go to school? The USSR? I jest. But seriously it's the fastest way to smother the flames
I dont think the teach it in the UK. still, what is the stop for?
murlokotam
Um i went to school in USSR. Whats the stop for?
DJMalashir137
37 pushpops is a lot of pushpops.
jumper34017
*beavis and butthead* diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha...diyareeya cha cha cha
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
If this was my kid, I'd frame these and read them everyday.
loungeking1
Kinda makes me wanna be a kid again.
poop273
This is gold
PorkTheChop
I want someone to look at me with the same amount of pure ecstasy this kid feels while looking at steaming shit.
monkeyhugs
"You shared a toothbrush with someone and don't even know their name?! Oh, he can burp the alphabet? That's ok then." - mom
AStaleDonut
the ridiculous-ness of this kid is just right :-)
Elpaco313
If this is a letter, why are there no creases from where it would presumably be folded and put in an envelope?
watchoutforlooseseal
Glad @op acquired a safe toothbrush
BrutusEt2
Learning the REAL lessons...
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I don't often call posts on imgur fake, but this feels fake.
deathtoduckface
CorneliusCornwall
Walter you fartin fool
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Hello muddah. Hello faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada
UsernameNotVerifiedForAccuracy
Camp is very entertaining...and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
VonSnootingham
Fake as hell.
AnnaNimitee
That is one valiant effort at spelling "diarrhea"
obligatoryguy
- Walter, 41, PhD.
thecrawlingdead
These look like an adult attempting to write and spell as a child would. For up votes.
ChipmunkHunk
charlesxavier
It's weird. Decent vocabulary. A lot of spelling mistakes but the use of the hyphen in push-pops and the attempt at using pps?
SalvalecRhaplanca
I have an old notebook from 2nd grade and it looks a lot like this but with proper spelling. I can believe this.
ethox
I'd tend to agree. Kids don't sign a letter with "W"
filopaa1990
Fake
IJustRide88
Totally. The hand writing is messy but the lines are too straight.
cluckythehorse
Thats what I was thinking. But ill roll with it.
VonSnootingham
Pops are sweet-y. Farts for week, rowing arms are heavy. There's diarrhea on my shoes already. Mom's spaghetti.
FuckYourJortsDude
this is fucking genius
VonSnootingham
Thanks. I try.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Timmy, PhD, 42
TheBioengineer
Die hard Donald Trump supporter
gnarlygus
Major: Trollogy
fe1od1or
*Feminist dance theory
NOINITIATIVE
Fry, Age 21
breezecakeyum
"Tell my brothers to have lots of farts for Saturday" The post was golden but this right here made it even better.
Sledgewolf1
"This right here" cue the banjos
mrskeItal
whenever i see that stuff I question if it's real (not that it matters) but most kids would say the brothers names, not "my brothers"
ilovewebsites
My thoughts exactly.
3dartwork
And we have a winner!
mannequinmolester
Get the fuck outta here with your clickbait title.
3dartwork
No way in the fucking world would I believe this. Between handwriting and what was said and how it was said. Total bullshit.
d65vid
This is definitely fake. Windsurfing is hard as fuck!
byzantium42
Sentence structure is good and spelling is that atrocious? Sorry, I don't buy it. Nice try, though.
dragonandnighthawk
I a elementary school teacher, I quite agree.
charlesxavier
Hyphen and attempt to use pps? Me either.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
I'm leaning with you here. Most kids who go to school can spell and use better Grammer than this
Justabuckeye
The mail from Camp Imgur is really slow
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Rufin
O-H!
Justabuckeye
I - O
DradBones
Looks suspiciously at username
YesImProductive
I really wanted their to be a second one :/
RGEpicMrT
there*
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Mom later that week
PopatoMc
lowfunctioninggenius
Had a teammate nicknamed 'Bushfire'. She's still alive btw
Natiim
Nice @OP
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Forced anal pounding
litsitsogxohxkys
Don't double dip op!
PyroDragon
That's one way to get a gal to take her pants off...
waitdoyounot
Wait. There are other ways?
wardenclyfe
That's want she gets for lying
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Liar liar, plants for hire!
cuap
PyroBeast
AWESOME
spokejesse
Jeez why didnt she just sit?
YesImProductive
In my experience, I've found people who light their farts on fire are generally not in the upper half of the IQ range.
spokejesse
TrĂ¼
UndeadDickCheney
Hey I have you know I'm just a few points above average!
scopegoat
not even the upper half of the lower half
Therearetoomanyusernames
Do people not learn about Drop And Roll anymore?
[deleted]
[deleted]
Therearetoomanyusernames
Eh, it's something that always stuck with me. I dunno why. But don't ask me about anything else from school. I don't remember! Lol
Therearetoomanyusernames
Oops...STOP, Drop And Roll. Guess I didn't learn it either. Lol
theredbully
It's STOP drop and roll. Never forget the stop people or else you will fucking die
Therearetoomanyusernames
Dude, I literally just commented under my own after I reread it. Lol I'm embarrassed.
GuardsmanMiku
wait why? was never taught stopd drop and roll, but I just know it from the internet.
ICantThinkOfAU
Seriously? Never? Good lord man, where did you go to school? The USSR? I jest. But seriously it's the fastest way to smother the flames
GuardsmanMiku
I dont think the teach it in the UK. still, what is the stop for?
murlokotam
Um i went to school in USSR. Whats the stop for?