WazertFromBlueSky
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The bull can jump
Aw damn, well see ya
May 2, 2025 1:15 PM
WazertFromBlueSky
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Aw damn, well see ya
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#6 I always root for the bull.
MagnumRadhard
#3 Will the octopus try to bite while doing whatever the hell it is he's doing here? https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzY0eTcwbXByZXViM29tMTU4YzBnNXI3aHAyMW50cHIxZGh3NzRudCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lSnXdjZrmHompzatfh/200w.webp
PacMan4Life
#1 There's a second chair in case he wants to try to pick up the spare (difficult with the 7-10 split he created though)
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
the 2nd chair
mintvis
#7 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld3JxcTN0Y2M3NHhrZTc4eDMzbDRxd2I1Z2Zhd2cwb3lwMXdkenVieiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZwriMXSKKgVkUA9rJJ/giphy.mp4
IronicBrother
I was also wondering if that was a tooth I saw flying away.
MagnumRadhard
Oh, most fuckin' definitely.
Brlingblank
Love a good fail compilation
derrymerbles
#1 I will never understand how people set up this absolute predictable disaster waiting to happen. To place them in a row like dominoes is just…is amazing the right word?
thatlamer
Not particularly different from a warehouse setup & having someone run into the supports with a forklift. They definitely should have isolated the shelving from the work area with some sort of bolted partition though.
StellarJay77
There's a reason warehouse shelving should be bolted to the floor, to the next rack over and to the wall. Also there should be a partition between where the work area is and the first shelves. Completely preventable accident.
CaptCrobar
Thats what happens when there are no pessimists nearby. No one thinking whats the worst that could happen.
thatstfan
Yeah I feel like bolting them to the ground might have prevented this. But that costs money so no
TheIronPenguin
Not sure bolting them to the floor would do much at all. Seems to be a bunch of stacked modular baskets given how they break apart.
PredictablySilly
Yeah, the modular baskets would make lots of parts of the job easier.
But they needed shelves or wall supports of some sort to avoid this mess.
acetothermus
#6
The bull to the woman in red: "Get wreckt!"
putcleverusernamehere
#1 the moron that stacked that should be the one to clean it up
pyr0max
#6 yeah! kill them all!
LordVonHater
#6 the bull hates that fucking song too.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
#6 That person in red wore the wrong color with a pissed off bull on the loose.
levelor
#5 OMG! Bike cleats to the face would be gnarly af
Eucrow
#7 Augh, you can see his tooth go flying.
cryborg
Thanks. I had not noticed.
WhoUhz
Teef (plural)
HsuDoNihm
I'm hoping that's too big to be a tooth and is just an airpod or some shit.
stillnotelf
why did I go back and watch this?? augh
cre8majic
went back and watched - you're right! owwwww maybe broke the jaw too
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Lmaoooo yes that's what I thought it was too!
MoreAwesomerDan
DocWino
Came to say same.
MajMalfunction2
platypusab
Seems like a harsh thing to wish on a stranger.
mrsparkle001
#6 and #7 have a good chance of featuring people that were unalived. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOG16MGNrdGFidGw1dnczOGlhNTBvZDNmcW85cjc5azRvMWYzYnYwOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU/giphy.mp4
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#4 Hmmm, the way he’s holding his butt, I’m going to go with broken tailbone.
FinancialRavioli
Probably. But even if not broken that impact really really fucking hurt. You're gonna grab your ass.
Septcanmat
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZmt6c2JsMWpodmhoa2w2Njk3aWVpMmRlZWl6aTJtaTBsZTRqdTllZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2Z3lgZOhISkYU/giphy.mp4
Griff3923
#7 was that a tooth?
madjo
#10 mom is pretty cute. Shame she keeps her son as a vegetable
ChikaChickaBowWow
Yeah that's borderline a deal breaker
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
#3 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXd2ZmR6ZmViYzlyNWVyMDA3aXlzdzQ3b3QybTd2bHV4ZWZ0Z202OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3V0d6rmSuzSwcb0Q/200w.webp
LordHaemher
Actually didn't like this one at all. He was definatly hurting that squid pulling on it arm like that.
CrumbyCake
#6 The Oklahoma version of running with the bulls. Equally as terrifying but only mildly entertaining
HarperLee
Unfortunately, that's a different state that starts with O
CrumbyCake
?
HarperLee
It's not Ohio
Higure
Ohshitlahoma?
rmellis1112
#6 this bull is officially named FAFO.
RElGNMAN
#7 The front teeth can be seen flying.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#7 I’m going to go with bare minimum broken jaw, broken teeth, and a concussion. Potentially subluxation of his neck?
AverySomething
Yes to all, that could easily break his neck in fact. Pretty sure we see a tooth literally fly out.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Wow, good eye.
Midgarmerc
#5 Probably a good thing he didn't actually kick him even though old dude probably deserved it.
mastertmo
It looked to me like the old guy started to reach for a gun after the kick. Looks like he stopped himself, but the clip ends before we can be sure. And I may be reading too much into his body language.
FBISurveillanceTeam
Old guy was lucky and doesn’t realize he should be glad that his distance was off.
PacMan4Life
I think the miss was intentional. When I was doing martial arts, there was an older guy in the class who got accosted by some teens one night. He just showed them that he could possibly kick them in the head, and they all backed off
Midgarmerc
I thought that too, seemed more like an intimidation tactic
TheOneThatGotBanned
I would bot like to be kicked in the head, but alot less with those bike boots
cloudstrife046583000
#10 man to still have a sense of humor in that situation, that guy is awesome.
LeYuno
one could say at that point it's the only thing left
WhoHim
Dudes just living his life
originalhuman
She’s keeping him drugged!
LittlePinkAnimal
#6 I guess the bull agrees that's a stupid fucking song.
thisismysociallife
My question is how the fuck at a rodeo that shit doesn’t get stopped immediately. Isn’t the whole point to be a cowboy and catch bulls.
pleaseuseotherdoor
"Where at least I know I'm free..."
shankelstoff
The funny thing is how this freedom looks from an outsider's perspective...
PathologicalLier
The bull.seems more free
VincitQuiSeVincit
"free-faallingg...."
DarthWaiterSE
It's the worst, most jingoistic, obnoxious, fake-ass, wannabe patriotic, self-aggrandizing, puerile, vomit-inducing, cheesy, shit-tastic gathering of sound that was colon-spewed out of Satan's Marketing Department .... I just hate that song so goddamn MUCH!
countbassy
Leave Satan out of it
derrymerbles
That, my silver-tongued friend, was poetry.
sphericalworld
Clark Griswold would be proud of this rant. The song is fake patriotic dog shit.
EstoyPoopis
And all those assholes are chanting it.
JockoV
Ok hold up I'm a little confused. Are you saying you don't like the song?
AdrianMole
Good question, no way to tell.
BonkyMcSignFace
#6 that woman yelling “what the fuck!!?”
You stupid inbred fuck, you paid to watch a caged animal abused for entertainment and are shocked when it escaped its captivity and hit another ticket holder responsible for its abuse? Fuck you
Charlawilliams70
All while playing some song about patriotism.
Mansooratyale
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWVlZjZkeWp2a3lheWRyb3MxbXE3YmNwaXNuMHd3MmZ0NjB0dGF6NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29/200w.webp
Warutteri
This! Both bull riding and bull fighting are cruel and inhumane practices that have no place in a modern civilised society
Woestkonijn
Yeah i think she called it out about herself being there. I can find no other way why you would yell that in surprise.
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Yup, I'm definitely Team Bull...
ComoSeIguana
IBTCUnite
I could watch people get stomped by the animal they abuse/watch get abused all day.
SacrificialClam
@elbowdeepinahorse has entered the chat
NarratesTheDarkerStory
oh my God it is soooooo satisfying. although I always invent a little ending where they break free and find a stud farm down the road and just get buried in cow poon
RevRagnarok
HAHAAHHAHA
GOOD.
blamiesnotfree
Do you really think cowboys abuse bulls? Bull riding at the animal abuse equivalent equivalent of "annoying your cat." If you want a high horse someone, go after bullFIGHTERS, bullfighting is actual abuse.
BonkyMcSignFace
Ok, Cletus
Righteousdew
You don't need to attack the validity of one thing to raise the validity of the other. Both are bad.
TheMountainIsBreathing
cambam3000
A lot of people probably don't know about the abuse and you can super die from a bull attack, so I'm never excited unless they attack the event organizers, but yeah..... More or less agreed
VinnieJonesDiary
How could they NOT be aware of the abuse??? They are watching the abuse. They paid to come see the abuse, they cheered the abuse!
cambam3000
Look I get that as a sentiment, but the older I get the more I realize..
Some people are absolute fucking morons. How they manage to tie their shoes is a mystery. Never doubt a person's ability to not see the thing directly in front of their face
VinnieJonesDiary
Stupidity does not excuse abuse.
cambam3000
Did I say it was?
I said something along the lines of not wishing death upon them if they don't know about the abuse. I can still wish for them to be non-lethally hit by a car, or for them to fall down a flight of stairs.
Bulls can and have gored people to death. I would save that painful experience for the organizers of the event, and not the stupid people
PatronSaintofKillers
Im not afraid to die, but to Super Die? Not so sure about that one..
SacrificialClam
Wow that sounds fun
GlowstickJedi
#6 fuck every single person involved in that bullshit.
MapleSyrupMafia
"I came here to see people mess with animals, but the animals messed with me!!!"
Hekatombe
#8 higher quality: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/xn0mmd/dont_forget_your_seatbelt/
TheOneThatGotBanned
Over confidence and stupidity not having you seat belt on, guess he put it over because cops will monitor stop signs
Arcanum3000
Oooh, yeah. That one makes it obvious the crossing lights were flashing. Hopefully jackass lost his CDL.
dbox
Lights on at :31s when he was reaching for the seatbelt.
Last chance to stop ~9s later.
Sorry to be an armchair trucker. I couldn't be a judge, I feel bad for the guy.
Hekatombe
He definitely carries most of the responsibility. Given he was the driver and probably distracted by the seatbelt. With that being said I am honestly surprised that a rail road crossing on such a complex street would only have a couple of flashing lights.
MrStealYourGiF
#8 Wild, whole pile of stuff in that. The driver is gonna be dinged for putting his seatbelt on while rolling, but I think he was done with that a few seconds before he needed to look up and see that the crossing lights were NOT flashing or if they were, so dim they didn't show on video. Then some numbskull put a (temporary?) stop sign too close to the crossing. Also the train seemed to be going double the speed that is usual in built up area without barriers on crossings.
gablestout
They were flashing. He then looks left, then right, then only left (4 more times) while the train is approaching on his right. He didn't want to stop, so he tried the "ol' well it's not here yet so I can still get through"...except it was on his right...
MrStealYourGiF
Got it fullscreened and still cannot see the flash, from way back there's an artifact where the white windows in the building behind pass behind the lights but no flash.
jqubed
The angle is bad on the exterior camera but in a couple moments looking closely you can tell that the lights were flashing, on the side and overhead. Going through with flashing lights is really the end of the story, but his second level of stupidity was only looking right once, before he could really see very far down the track, and then never looking right again while repeatedly looking left.
jqubed
In this higher quality copy shared by @Hekatombe it’s clear that the lights are flashing: https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/xn0mmd/dont_forget_your_seatbelt/
MrStealYourGiF
Thanks, much better vid, flash obvious, the one posted starts a couple of seconds after the good headon view of lights and is cutoff on the left side too. Even knowing the flash is there I still can't see it on this one, some frames where it looks a little redder but that could just as well be light angle changing on the lens of the light.
Arcanum3000
Ooh, yeah, he fucked up big. I couldn't tell if the lights were flashing in OP's clip, but that one makes it obvious. Hopefully he loses his CDL for that.
Conz
#8 Too much sound isolation in the cab, non functional railway crossing, too busy eating and looking only in the direction he intended to go, bad stop sign placement, bad intersection design overall so close to a railway crossing. too many trees for an unguarded crossing if the lights HAVE been decommissioned, Train not adhering to 'Broken crossing speed restrictions' if the crossing IS broken.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
what gets me is how he clearly only pretended to put his seatbelt on
iamgnat
Rarely do we see Karma act so swiftly and decisively.
nintyuk
Yeah those Trees really shouldn't be there, and that stop sign AFTER the railway crossing.
Yeah he wasn't paying attention and watching the track as a risk but that crossing is crap as well.
Evadare
Seemed like a Zoolander problem to me. Trucker can only look left
FinancialRavioli
Hart to tell but it looks like the red lights on the crossing are flashing. That crossing doesn't appear to have cross bars. Dude really should have buckled his seat belt instead of draping it across his body.
SacrificialClam
If you can install flashing lights, why can you install crossbars?
FinancialRavioli
you forgot this --> "n't"
Money, maybe. Feasibility, possibly. Infrastructure, could be. Maybe not enough traffic to warrant it? Corruption? Negligence?
AverySomething
So you're saying it's entirely the poor trucker's fault and all corporations involved can pin the blame on him as owner/operator?
Conz
I know you got downvoted but it REALLY depends on if those lights were supposed to be working. There's not enough pixels to tell. The only way the guy isn't at fault is if the crossing wasn't working without being indicated as being non functional.
AverySomething
It was sarcasm.
huntakiller
yes
AverySomething
Glad someone got what I was doing. I really need to stop gambling with whether or not to include /s tags on posts like that...
CaptSchmidtGaming
the traffic arms didn't drop. its 100% the train company's fault.
huntakiller
My gf is pregnant. This is all your fault Trojan Condoms!!!!!!!
Trollero
Weird, people usually know when I'm trolling, go figure it pfft
AverySomething
Your username might give away the game just a bit...
Barkinsons
You can see the overhead signal blinking, he's literally running a red light. It's just hard to see because the quality is shit.
Conz
I looked at that but there aren't enough pixels for me to tell for sure
gamejeepboi
It might be the camera, but tbh I didn't see that from the low contrast. It *maybe* pulses, but even rewatching it's hard for me to tell.
iamgnat
The ones on the post are flashing too. It took a couple of watches to be sure, but he totally should have seen one or both.
Hopefully the authorities saw this video and stripped him of his CDL. So many stupid things he did in that video. He is clearly a danger to those around him on the road, so he shouldn't be able to drive heavy equipment again.
CaptSchmidtGaming
who cares if he ran the red blinking... there needs to be arms that drop and stop traffic. trucker is 0% at fault.
oobidoobscoobydoobybenubi
This is why school buses stop and open their doors at train crossings regardless if the arm is up or down.
tallroses
Commercial drivers are required to come to a complete stop at all railroad crossings and check before crossing
supervillainsevilmoustache
. Show this to Bobby
dreammer243
It's at least some percent
CaptSchmidtGaming
negative. needs arms.
Barkinsons
Brother I grew up so rural we didn't even have lights at some crosses. Do you know who has the right of way? The giant metal choo choo train with the big horn.
CaptSchmidtGaming
rights mean legally protected. SO you're telling me that because the train has more momentum and can't be stopped... IT THERE FORE has the legal ability to crush anything that gets in its way and no one has any power to legally challenge how or why the crushing.... do I read you correct?
Barkinsons
Right of way means if two vehicles enter an intersection, the one without the right of way has to yield. In case of a possible collision, you still need to attempt to avoid it, but if you faild to yield, the collision is legally your fault. The reason trains always have the right of way is because they are physically incapable of stopping in time. Trains have their own signals but it's not like driving a car.