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I probably use this DQ commercial quote once a week. Oh well, his body, I guess.
Fp edit: He wasn't overly amused with my meme at first, but he's warmed up. Thanks for proving other people think it's funny! Original commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/70Uh/dairy-queen-flamethrower-cheeseburger-last-time
playingdead2022
Hot sauce with pizza......
ZaWarudoWRYYYYY
I used to love spicy food. I think fresh jalapeño is mild sauce. But lately it’s been fucking me up. Idk if I got an ulcer or something.
elderthing24
"I'm in this meme, and I don't like it ...."
Zootsoot
This is a time where I just leave the pepto on the table with a note saying, "No, it's the hot sauce" and go to a double feature movie.
GoodGraces
Get a clue @op hubby!
GoodGraces
My ex used to eat way too much rice anytime we had rice. Then he'd hiccup for an hour. Every - damn - time!
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
The cold pizza counteracts the hot sauce. It's true because science.
TheObviouiator55
It may counteract heat going in, but going out....
immakinmywaffles
BigDaddyLove
BababaMoooya1
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TapToRetry
"Are you sure you want to save this image to Pics to show grandkids?", hell yes
whyisallthecheesegone
Had ghost chili salsa last night, can confirm, feels like the eye of Sauron. 5/7 would eat again.
MrGrumpy5000
Brazilian dictum: "one who eats nails, knows the asshole one has."
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
That lady is in a ton of commercials, I believe she's the voice of Bee in Bee and Puppycat.
jimmythehat1
you are correct
ballstotheceiling
If the pizza was cold and the sauce was in the fridge, wouldn’t it be cold sauce?
TooFewGuitars
I use a lot of really hot sauces and the lower East end never seems to suffer
AbsoluteThunderMuppet
What hot sauce?!?
registeredtoproveimawesome
But now he knows it's not his appendix so why not
MayorMcWeed
I love DQ
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Perhaps, but once a week is wayyyy too often to use a quote from a seldom seen commercial regardless of its frozen custardy.
MayorMcWeed
True that
NASABitch
So that’s what happened to Monday
Gravybutt
I do the same thing. My wife thinks I'm an idiot.
ColonelCrabs
Recently I’ve been just drinking the rest of my Franks Red Hot when I finish my pizza... I use a whole bottle on a large dominos pizza.
Wolfe65
Ive developed a high resistance to the hottest of commercial sauces. In my mouth. My butthole suffers today as day one and i fear death.
tywilson87
Don’t give up, m8.
Mimsey
Weakling. Gorge on the hot sauces until your WELCOME death. Then great it as a friend.
nomean
I've either learned to like that part or at least trick myself into thinking I like it to survive
iamthemachine
I eat chipotle all the time and i've never pooped blood...
TwoCheese
Is chipotle spicy to you?
CrispySea94
My fiance is the same way about coffee.
fullbodysweater
https://youtu.be/RfTuMxf2-ps
thabuschwackerOG
I put hot sauce on my hot sauce
Shenaniganz80
Its different on cold pizza
Flyndaran
Me and dairy. I swear my GF has all but slapped cheese out of my hand sometimes.
PersonaAuGratin
Dairy Queen RESPONSIBLY people!
itiscalledsource
What did they expect to happen holding it upside down
mattycakes1077
What kind of hot sauce?
pyronoia
tywilson87
mattycakes1077
Yes that is nice sauce. The new black label has a nice almost bbq sauce flavor.
DeadeicPrints
People who put hot sauce on Pizza weird me out, and I love hot stuff too.
cheekybuttcheek
Have you had pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch?
Combatmatt
I put sriracha on everything, pizza isn't a safe haven
ScrooblyDoobles
I'll put taco bell fire sauce on reheated pizza. That's about it though.
thesplashingblumpkins
What's wrong with chili oil? I make mine very high concentration
missbelled
Its double-weird for some, but a good bbq pizza with some Franks red hot for dipping is, as the kids say, lit.
drakewarnock
Depends on the toppings. I wouldn't put hot sauce on pepperoni, for example. Well that's a lie but there are better combinations for pizza.
KaJuN
I have a garlic hot sauce I use on pizza and pasta. It's amazing!
angrybook
I'll do it unless there is pepperoni on it. That's just a recipe for disaster and major heart burn.
barnaclebillthesailor
Try Chipotle chulula. Very good.
BattleaxeMacaroni
Sriracha on pepperoni pizza is really good.
TehStoner
I love it on shitty frozen pizza
PandaWaffleking
Swap sauce to bbq...have hot sauce added. With pepperoni and chicken. Maybe peppers idk its your pizza? But yeah its baller.
DrBruleSaysYes
my gf puts tapatio on everything. I came home with a pizza last night and she was like
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LivinginLuling
That’s me. But I use different hot sauces for different foods
DeadeicPrints
That made me laugh way too much. The gif and the idea. Yeah I was being unreasonable, but still lol.
Dingdingturkeysdone
Your girlfriend and I would get along. Tapatio is my favorite and my husband gets annoyed with how much I put on my food
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DeadeicPrints
That's because anything to cover up that you're eating NY pizza tastes good.
raaadshark
Nah dude. NY style pizza is the Odin of pizza.
bigdaddyfatpants
Shoots fired... Maybe from chi town?
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DeadeicPrints
I dunno, I tried not to go there often as 18 wheelers on those streets are a nightmare. I just dislike thin pizzas that are too wide.
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Aysling
Pizza hut or Chicago style. Won't eat anything else. Haven't visited NY, though, and I will try actual NY pizza when I get the chance.
tywilson87
This was Domino’s pizza. We had a coupon. But in all honesty I put hot sauce on everything.
FartsAtUrinals
What do the pineapplelers do to ya then?
TheCrappyDetective
Pineapple on pizza is not bad to those who have not tried it dont judge instead give the fish pizza guys a hard time
Psilocybinertia
So it’s a lie, stormtroopers don’t always miss
WaitWhatNope
I order my pizza without sauce or cheese... just straight pineapple and crust.
Aysling
I'm pretty sure that can't be considered pizza at that point, but you do you.
WaitWhatNope
It was a joke. You people...
DrBruleSaysYes
DeadeicPrints
Nothing because it's delicious and the main topping I use.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
That explains that. You disgust me.
DeadeicPrints
It's okay. You have shitty taste, but I won't hold that against you.
Balisarius
There's no accounting for taste pineapple dude.
SadBoner
I hope people don't get upset with me, but I like ranch and red hot on my pizza.
ilikeyourpics
MartialLol
Ranch + marinara = Americanara
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
Get out
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
I understand the appeal, just not too much otherwise you can't taste the pizza.
loth1c
a hot red on pizza is always a nice addition
XAMANDER
When i was a kid i put peanut butter on my pepperoni pizza.
StarwithoutaSky
bpetersen
I'm pretty sure these are the signs of a villian
LowFucntioningSociopath
Your toilet doesn't.
Incidentally
I'mma be an add real quick but next month DQ is getting Frank's Honey Hot glazed chicken strips. Fuckin love the honey BBQ so I'm excited.
Incidentally
Incidentally I'm not sure supposed to share this info but I'm fuckin stoked.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
My favorite thing at Mod Pizza is their blue cheese buffalo sauce chicken pizza. I *love* frank's red hot sauce!
DarkAngelWarlord
I put artichoke on mine I like the taste
quattroformaggix4
You are all disgusting with these nonsense pizza sauces. Napoli-sugo-garlic-herb the end.
pokepika01
Chaotic Evil.
Lulabel73
Oh I’m very upset with you!
PandaWaffleking
Alsonwhat about taco pizzas? Thems baller yo
boratpajama
Pretty much anything savory that I eat gets a good dunk of ranch.
kittykat
I gotta go with Sriracha, but red hot could do.
Oxycodont
As do I. Sometimes I mix the two
expendableemo1
I love ranch in my pizza. I can eat any sort of pizza I just have to have ranch
Belaco
Only way i can stomach my school's food is hot sauce and ranch
CodyJC
3 cheese ranch and sriracha
OneHundredPercentDone
Ranch on pizza is great!
Origamurai
I think I've found my people
GennaSansJ
Then boy oh boy do I have the pizza for you. Jet's has a buffalo chicken ranch pizza. It's what my dreams are made of.
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
I like ranch and love pizza but it grosses me the fuck out to watch people smother a slice in it
100KushUps
Dip the crust in it though.
tangybreath
Well, you dont smother it. You just dip it like fries in ketchup.
Ginkawa
honestly.... I would have used to think that was crazy. but now? nah. a little Sriracha and ranch is all good.
Ginkawa
sometimes the sliced Jalapenos from the jar are also good for that in place of the hot sauce.
raaadshark
Always.
SeaHagg360
Oh Yeah! And put some pineapple on that shit. Yum yum!
adeptNYC
XAMANDER
Blasphemy! Begone foul creature!
iateanentirecakeonce
who am I to judge? I like pineapple
onecowboytoo
only with canadian bacon, or canadian bacon and pepperoni.
Cheeyoh
stinkingyeti
Used to work at a pizza store, had half the staff convinced i was allergic to pineapple to make sure they didn't put it on my pizzas.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Pineapple is awesome
SomewhatSoberSometimes
Cocaine or regular?
cottoncandybingo
Reds hot and blue cheese
Jaanzi
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
theuberkevlar
Plus one for ranch, minus one for hot sauce on pizza for a net gain of zero.
SluntBiggums
What's it like being wrong?
SadBoner
+45, -22 for a net gain of 23 points
theuberkevlar
Can you view comment statistics or are you just making that up?
SadBoner
I'm looking at the total upvotes and downvotes of your comment and creating a similar reply format as a satirical play.
theuberkevlar
How do you view comment vote totals?