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Jan 3, 2018 8:30 AM
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ASRieper
I was hoping for a 120 one second gifs. Or even better 880 .25 second gifs.
SaltismySugar
See, I've tried to do the same kind of thing #1 does and I just about chopped off my pointer finger. Lotta blood, lotta hurt...
chewbaccawakka
- Hello there - General Kenobi
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imsorrynotsorry
I'm well known for my 120 seconds of awesomeness amongst a few disappointed women
MrBananaHead
Isn't the candy cane guy Ivan? The demon summoner?
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
yes it is!
icantthinkofanythingoriginal
#nameofmysextape
showbobsandvagene
My fingers fell off just watching these
ButterfaceTaintClown
DickPicEnthusiast
I want to watch beginners attempting the same things.
MrSpeedycola
The one with the post has a downvote gif available
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robotmonkeypilot
Well it was 120 sec of OK I guess.
tonyjarrets
Hyper focus
onefaller
negative - massive repetition
mightyfp
Sauce https://youtu.be/494dUevcqJM
knotjoking88
The lady with the flyers is putting junk mail in everyone’s boxes. It’s not awesome, she is a nuisance.
rghtwo
The original shit posting.
WilliamHuskerAdama
She's likely just doing her job.
knotjoking88
That’s true she is paid to do that. What would you call unsolicited advertisements overfilling your mailbox everyday? 5-10 ppl a day?
Niggorai
120 sec of awesomeness, 300 sec of frustrating load time
vashito
all of these were awesome except squeegee guy whos just flailing about in one spot bless his heart
ambiencenever
I used to clean windows, his squeegeeing was purposeless.
LadyNetrex
That pizza cutter,it annoys me that it's always among all the fast and skilled people.It's super inaccurate,and not a difficult thing to do
huthvir
And look at that second pizza, his horizontal cut was WAY off from center.
DuderOrElDuderino
PoultryInMotion
“Sprezzatura”
gujuganjagirl
Bless you!
NR97420
I can do several of these things, but I am the worst hammerer in the farking world I think. Weak eye/hand is more precise AND accurate.
drivokintobor
i can do the plate thing... it's not difficult, really
onefaller
confidence is key. make the hammer an extension of your hand. hold it very firmly, and drive through the nail.
KaiyinYang
DEJA VU, I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Sleepymomster365
The person cutting hair is seray jackson. Look her up on facebook. shes from Germany. Shes amazing!!!
bigkingdingaling
Pancakes wasted time resetting to his left. Should have gone back and forth
PeteSolsoRussell
Window washer fail. (But he was having fun????)
Jinxies
Was that first guy the inspiration for Fruit Ninja? Cause I'm pretty sure he's a fruit ninja..
jhawker27
Is.... Is that a human-powered ferris wheel?
Apelehamamama
That's long term back aches right there.
Lilithet
Indeed... I saw one once in Myanmar. And they don't just stay at the bottom and spin, they will climb all over it an hang off of the seats.
twinrider1
raidleadergutts
Kerrisimo
I want to know how that downhill train of carts ended.
cbarnhill92
Has to go through a lot of shoes
MetaSomma
Smoosh
LurkerMcLurkface
He's fine. The ground at the end is level and he stops.
GorgeFloyd
Hasn't ended yet, he's still sliding to this day.
RobinHorn
Poor old charlie
slightlyhotcontents
Yeah! I was thinking he couldn't stop and had actually just accepted his fate.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Perfectly. Also I think that it wasn't the first time he did that.
EkkuZakku
You can tell by all the scratches on the wall.
MartyMcNugget
His soon to be fiancé threw off her knickers and they did it right there.
maximuminnovationstevejobs
... Sauce?
RadRac
What is the dude doing with the Ferris wheel? Propelling it? Stopping it? Doing some weird sort of full body lat pull?
WhyEvenHaveAName
Yep...
Lilithet
Usually their are multiple people and they will climb on it and hand over the sides to propel it.
CatCollision
you guessed it the first time. human powered ferris wheel. pretty common in some parts of the world.
modalnode
for some reason that candyfloss guy makes me irrationally angry
froggyc19
It's cause it looks like you're going to get all kinds of shit flying into your cotton candy while he goes for a stroll with it.
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modalnode
uh, what?
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Nice, but I'd really rather the pizza slicer took his time and made accurate slices. I hate mis-cut pizza.
Muffdiver9
You hate it? Really?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Well, not STICK-A-MOTHERFUCKIN'-FORK-IN-THE-FUCKER'S-EYE hate it; more like a moderate disinclination towards poorly-cut pizza.
fydelstyx
always hated that gif. gets the first one right then just randomly slices the shit out of the rest of them, like fuckin cmon shithead
CatCollision
Look closer, he does a radial cut on the first one and square cuts on the rest.
fydelstyx
ive seen this gif many times, the second cut with his left arm is always diagonal. hes just a shithead trying to go fast for no reason.
CatCollision
No, you just don't know what you're looking at and you're apparently too stupid to understand my simple explanation.
fydelstyx
good stuff you thought up the perfect reply to your own comment! pro tip: a square has 90 degree angles! gold star for effort though.
UlicQelDroma
The kebab vendor video is much better with the music https://youtu.be/GYXCQhL6mLU
NoTengoNingunNombre
Kebab vendor, doing tricks... Sounds pretty normal for Turkey, but wait, it's actually Russia O_O
Lilithet
Owner is probably still a Turk.
NoTengoNingunNombre
Nah, turks mostly come to europe.
Lilithet
Turks are all over the place... I've traveled quite a bit, and you see the Turkish flag above most kebab shops. Europe does have the most...
NoTengoNingunNombre
Well, in russia it's mostly post soviet republics like azerbaijan, tajikistan, etc. Not turks. It's not even called kebab or doner
NewmarketMTB
I really enjoyed the grass cutting with the scythe
ButterfaceTaintClown
Til awesome = sharp cutting edges.
AlRichardson
As satisfying as it is, we all know he's known locally as 'weird Chod with the knives'
McMikio
This comment needs more upvotes.
userfriendly19777
Our Great Grand Fathers did this 16 hours a day every fall
IMostlyCommentInGifs
He missed a spot.
Elriuhilu
I got to try a Serbian scythe once on holiday. I asked a villager if I could have a go. It was really fun and he got to have a break.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Ya, do my wrists next
Chr1990
Some folks calls it a sling blade.
ThisIsGod
Mmm...I like them French fried potaters.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
There are official competitions in UK.
mole12a
The year that was filmed my brother won so got to be filmed scything in Anna Karenina.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Now that’s a cool story mate!
housev1l
I found one in my attic when I move into my current house! But it's too dull to use.
icewindzg
But... Where's all the rupees?
nonCanadianGoose
Scythes are all good a well until you have to get close to anything
TranscendentMan
Watch this: https://youtu.be/VVn1kiZnldQ?t=2m
nonCanadianGoose
Seen this guy before, but totally misrepresented the scythe. The health of his grass has more to him using native grass than a scythe.
nonCanadianGoose
Comparing a scythe to a weedwacker is unfair. Its closer to lawnmower by function. I'd never want to use a scythe near a sidewalk
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
Usually weeds a d small growths all that would blunt the at the and stop his rhythm.
ino84
Scythes were used for grain fields, they are usually kept free of other growths. The benefit of the motor scythe is that you don’t need 1/2
ino84
Practice to use it efficiently. A good scythe swing also has the benefit of keeping the grass/grain long for easy pickup and transport. 2/2
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
I get that for grain fields it's easier, just seems in that scenario the strimmer was set up to lose.
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
That's a pretty stupid race though, he could only keep that up for about 10 minutes. Also there is very rarely just grass there's ...ctd
TranscendentMan
Check this out my dude: https://youtu.be/VVn1kiZnldQ?t=12m38s Its not a lot of effort scything at all, if you do it right.
onlyalittleoffensive
its called stamina you lazy twat.
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
I'm sorry... have you ever used a sythe?! That's shits hard man.
onlyalittleoffensive
no i have not. but I do know that stamina is built over time, and his form tells me this isnt his first time using one.
OneNutBandit
He could very easily do a whole field. That's what they're designed for. Plus, you're mostly just turning your torso, paired with the 1/2
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
On our farm a sythe is redundant. Grass like the we use a bailer or a rotary tractor mower. A sythe is .ore of an ornament these days.
OneNutBandit
scythe being insanely sharp. 2/2
FlyingButtPliers
At that rate he would do my front and back yards in 5 minutes. Anything bigger the weed whacker wouldn't be the right tool either.
creaothceann
Scythes were used for entire fields.
oldarchive
You could also burn the grass but that has unforseen consequences
2020Gamer
I'm pretty sure the consequences would be stuff being on fire.
BishlamekGurpgork
Incorrect. I foresaw that.
BishlamekGurpgork
Different tools meant for different jobs. You don't clear a field with a weedwhacker, and a scythe won't keep up as easily when they have
BishlamekGurpgork
to edge around fenceposts and rocks, either. A fairer test would be a scythe vs a lawnmower, and they do relatively well in those tests.
BishlamekGurpgork
The do take a bit more skill and conditioning to use, though.
doubleaxle
Sythe if handled well can do fenceposts, trees, and rocks relatively well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVn1kiZnldQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m
BishlamekGurpgork
I have no doubt that they're capable of it, but they won't keep up as easily, and will require much more skilled use. Just the wrong tool.