Thund3rbolt
532008
16951
1122
"leave my husband alone you jerks"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN3f62hjmCJ/
Dec 11, 2016 6:28 PM
Thund3rbolt
532008
16951
1122
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN3f62hjmCJ/
OntarioTory
So the idea is to get her so upset that you seem like a good idea?
Tchukkelz
He proposes to her. #StopClickbait
imrizzy
Aw what an asshole! Also congrats
testinit
Str8Grizleh
I want to know what the plan was if she didn't step in between him and the cops
somedaystherejustarentenoughrocks
Zackly.
MarvaNipp
Willing to stand in harm's way for her man. She'll be a good wifey.
pinkmilkyway
the whole thing reeks of bad foreshadowing of an already too interesting marriage in the future
itwasthedog
WTF
pinkmilkyway
i thought he was gonna offer the lady a cigarette for her saving him from getting shot. what has we becomed?
Justyouraverageman
AmishGangsta404
TheHengeProphet
fuck your clickbait shit
GenerallyKenobi
I was hoping for a fiery explosion caused by tazers....
PSUTerra
At least I wasn't alone in that...
TheLoofahKnight
I was thinking the same thing. That's pretty bad to go there by default haha.
MerToo
Yeah I thought she was going "nonononono no taser he's covered in petrol!"
justbecauseicantdoanythingtomorrow
Kinda disappointed was waiting for someone to catch on fire
Mendovian
Was expecting fire.
TheePerfectComment
anythinganything
What is happening
Squanto229
AchilleonV
Could tell it was fake from the "camera" work.
Boobs4Wade
Real romantic . . . at a gas station pump and cops with tasers drawn.
PxC4
And what exactly had transpired earlier to have all those ppl standing around them?
StandingOutsideABrokenPhoneBoothWithMoneyInMyHand
I was expecting something to ignite and not in a good way.
Breginor
Yup. First thing I thought. "Oh shit these idiots are going to use their tasers and kill everyone..."
iwillmessagerandompeoplegifs
My exact thought
ITdepartment
I was all like 'this bitch about to get taxed!'
Wander1236
7% taxed?
Iamlordofspuds
No 8.5%
chinakat
Let me confess my love to you by faking an extremely stressful situation. Fuck that.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Freddy67h
International hostage rescue?
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
"It's just a prank bro"
bannyd
CrazyCatLad
I downvoted for 2 reasons. Clickbait title and stupid proposal.
Josedude
imgurforants
I need this. I'll be taking it now. Thank you. Please use it more.
bannyd
I appreciate you, but what I say next will astonish you!...... you're welcome!
imgurforants
:O
MysteryX95
gavgavo
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
Give us the sauce @OP motherfucker
Thund3rbolt
Here u go! https://www.instagram.com/p/BN3f62hjmCJ/
ChallengerDeep
Real + staged: she wasn't in on it: http://news4sanantonio.com/news/nation-world/police-encounter-turned-marriage-proposal-goes-viral
KeeleonOhms
In on WHAT? why would she think he was the polices target in the first place?
thatsSoHufflepuff
Fuck your click bait title
SafetyCarrot
How can it be click bait if you've already clicked on it? You want him to spoil the whole surprise for you?
EclipseMF
I dunno why you're getting down voted man but I agree, even if it does seem clickbaity it's not in a bad way, im glad it didn't ruin the end
ZeeX10
Do you not know what click bait is?
EclipseMF
Well I mean I'm glad the title didn't say what was gonna happen. Sure it seemed clickbaity but it drew me in without disappointing.
SafetyCarrot
What I'm saying is that if you're already looking at it without being influenced by the title, then how can it be click bait?
poets
This seems really dangerous and stupid to me.
GTimgur
I suspect there's more to the story than the clip suggests.
AmishGangsta404
How so?
Ryebread91
I agree though. Unless all the bystanders are friends/family, with the way cop/citizen interactions been these last couple years someone 1/2
Ryebread91
else could've got upset or overact and get involved and got someone hurt.
poets
Yep this was my concern
governmentgavemeagun
Taser high voltage electric spark next to a large source of gasoline and vapour...
poets
This too
AmishGangsta404
You -DO- realize the cops were in on it, right? They never had any intention of discharging their tasers.
poets
Yeah but what if the wife to be went nuts and pulled a knife on the cops. Stranger things have happened to 'normal' people under stressful s
IAmTheKillingHand
Dangerous?
GitRightStik
Black people and cops, great combination. Tasers and gasoline go great together too I bet.
VetVed
Woah there, not all of have a problem with cops, ok?
UmbralEntity
The cops were in on it, and the tasers weren't loaded. But yea... agenda.
SjorsM
Was everyone at the gas station in on it? This made me think of a Dutch saying: "A cornered cat makes weird jumps."
UmbralEntity
Everyone but the girl.
ChezzieTheQueen
She didn't even know what was going on but was willing to get tazed for him. A+ wifing already. +1
whitepolarbear
If you watch the video, she doesn't do this on instinct but rather to grab his gun--kinda prompted by the cops. I guess this guy carries?
Sasuuni
I have a feeling that if this didn't end in a proposal people would instead be calling her an idiot, let the cops do their job etc
RaynWisp
Not really. Good wifing is making sure you both don't get arrested because if you do they'll tow the car, and nobody can afford that shit...
canibFrank
This! She put herself in between cops with drawn weapons and her BF. Going to be some mom and wife. Congrats to both of you.
[deleted]
[deleted]
sakkehattu
There's a psychiatrist in Florida that would most likely argue.
Artoris
"Mom...how did Dad propose to you?" "Well child, it was 2016, the world was in turmoil..."
justanothercarmechanic
Apocalyptic*
JARKB
+1 for "Well child".
Artoris
Thanks, I try to get inside the characters head.
buttcrackel
I laughed so loud my tables saw me and realized why I forgot about them.
KeeleonOhms
A marriage born in deep seated fear and racism. So romantic.
lostnortherner
"For an engagement present, I decided to give your mom PTSD"
tenqyu
Good god! I am listening to High Hopes Pink Floyd and this year was rough. Then this.
Omegarighteous
It started with this gorilla, harambe...
Vaanhalen
This could have turned out so bloody
HighrockTendales
Ahahahaha
SpeshallKay
"With clickbait"
GogglesGreek
"The Incident" had just occurred one month ago.
Ezbeat
When Trump decided that wingin it was the way to go.
CristhianIR
We have to go back!
gregorclegane
CristhianIR
*depressive high five*
TheFrodo2
CristhianIR
Good God.. Locke was the most tragic character ever.. He really died for nothing in the end.. Plus the freakingly tragic life he had..
CristhianIR
But I'll always remember one line from him.. When Sawyer asks him about going back in time and prevent him from all the mistakes and suffer
luminousbeing
"War was beginning..."
Gildenopa
and the fire nation got also involved for some reason
PearDeer
"Pussies were grabbed..."
gingerbreadwitch
What happen?
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
War were declared
JustFeedMePieDammit
What happen?!
Lunchbox007
Someone set up us the bomb.
abcDelicious
War... war never changes.
CristhianIR
See, books will tell you it was 2017, but it all started in 2016 really..
myndzha
Books? There won't be anything left.
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
"It all started with this damned gorilla..."
SOGGHD
"They thought they killed him... but you can't kill a legend..."
Zreen
"When the world needed him most, he vanished..."
NovaSpartan
"I had no chance to survive, I made my time with your father. He set up us the bomb."
governmentgavemeagun
What happen?
NovaSpartan
How are you gentlemen?
looloopaa
If you hadn't said it, I would have
NovaSpartan
Don't let your memes be dreams! Gotta keep it alive!
MotherEffinSatan
"All your base are belong to us."
SwarzeTrauer
"For great justice."
domin8or32153
"Take off every ZiG"
luminousbeing
Fucking thank you! Somebody got it! Christ, my memes are old.
MrWoodchip
To be fair, it is the best meme
NovaSpartan
Bro! <3 Your memes are dank.
luminousbeing
That old school dank. The throwback dankness.
espressoandpostrock
I was gonna say "In AD 2101..." but then it would have been all out of order. "Main screen turn on."
Outmention
I don't get it :/
NovaSpartan
WHAT YOU SAY? FOR GREAT JUSTICE, TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!
CaptainWhoosh
My heart sank when I saw him digging in his jacket, thought someone was gonna get shot. Pleasantly surprised.
Ryebread91
I thought he pulled out a book of matches and assumed he had gas on him.
SpecimenSpiff
That's when I knew it was a proposal. Cops would never, ever stand around while some dude digs in his pockets. He'd be down fast.
undercovergiraffe
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the best man's speech"
blusau
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you for the rest of your life."
DunderGifflin
"Remember the proposal. He almost got arrested. And what is marriage after all but life in prison! Congrats to the happy couple!"
firehurtsmyeyes
*gif loading* 'I guess I'll read the comments' "proposal, proposal" 'I guess I'll swipe left.....'
4sambucas
anything you say, will be used against you in another argument
GeneCode
You have the right to be silent, anything you say should be yes.
UsernameAttempted
*in the divorce
WelcomeBackDodos
This is such a weird...scary way to propose 0.o
brnz3
it is alittle weird but if ur in the biker scene, i mean cops always beef with bikers so it is kinda cool
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Have you ever seen the one where the guy faked a serious accident to propose? In both situations I'd punch them for scaring me to death.
KeeleonOhms
What could possibly be the logical reasoning and context of this?
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Agreed...I don't find anything humorous about the situation. In fact I'd be really mad.
Kuhmeister
A kid in my class did a similar thing to ask a girl to prom, I believe
at0micSunflower
It's just a prank bro
Thebae
think the story was he used to fuck around and then he got his life together for her, so he pretended he was fuckin around again to propose
blurgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hya9xxn7CA0 could be worse/more hilarious
raidleadergutts
Haha, been a while since I saw this. Imagine if he had missed.
Edgemaze
Damn! I've got mixed feelings about this, it's extremely cruel and kind of hilarious/cool at the same time.
drenix
"Officers, take him, maybe a night in jail will give him time to think of a better proposal"
GTimgur
I suspect there's more to the story than the clip suggests.
andyandthetuna
open and shut case Johnson
Voidkilla
Sprinkle some crack on him
iHaveToPoop
Agreed. Yet, she did show how much she cares about him by stepping between him and the cops like that
allmostthere1234
Its was a finaly test of her love. If she didnt the bros taze HER ass
SaraSlaughter
I think that proves she'd take a bullet for him.. just the thing he needed to know for sure.. perfect. I actually liked it in a twisted way.
Boredoom
As things are right now, I'd say she was willing to risk getting 7 warning shots on her back, but yeah, he should wife her ASAP.
TheSwedishStag
Well... at least take a taser for him
SaraSlaughter
Sheeiittt that actually scares me worse. Quick death or excruciating pain and possible cardiac arrest... nope.
psych0bunneh
Not to mention all the videos on YouTube of you pisssing yourself to help relive the memory if you survive. Yay!
oheina
Hey, those things fucking hurt. And they'll make you shit yourself.
TheSwedishStag
Oh I know. One guy I know (brother in law) when entering into the police force, withstood the taser test a full five seconds w/out dropping
youdonegoofed
murica
DidItForScience
Damn, that's actually fucking traumatizing knowing how some shit goes down. Glad she took it well.
GTimgur
I suspect there's more to the story than the clip suggests.
MarkRavingMad
Well Morty, if you wanna move rings you gotta, you gotta pump the gas a little
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Well he is black..maybe he just wants her to get used to cops showing up during marriage? Ok that was dark...Like average American prisoners
WelcomeBackDodos
I'm just saying. A girl at work wanted to hire a guy to show up for Halloween and scare us with a chainsaw. Same level of Yikes imo.
Kalid19
Seriously, she should punch him for scaring her like that.
GTimgur
I suspect there's more to the story than the clip suggests.
orbitduck
the ring case shoots a single dart containing the enhanced venom of the south sea cone shell, conus purpurascens. A powerful neuro toxin.
SpartaWolf117
memorable, at least
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Yeah, this is like, what the fuck?
GTimgur
I suspect there's more to the story than the clip suggests.
Jufasa
I was scared for him when he started reaching in his jacket and shit
Hauthaimsanwich
So was I! Thought he was reaching for an inhaler or something
elbischediester
Things that only negros do
redorkulator
How to craft a memory
MrRandom314159
I mean, if that happened suddenly, I might propose too. Woman I love standing between me and the cops? Hell yes.
GTimgur
Right?!
keioto
Well you know... the implication if she says no. Taze and boom...
AdditionalPants
You know... the implication.
Mypatronusisyourmother
Are you going to hurt these women?
AdditionalPants
I'm not gonna hurt these women! I'd never hurt these women! I feel like you're not getting this at all!
Mypatronusisyourmother
Don't look at me like that. You clearly wouldn't be in any danger.
SecondDude
Relax, its a prank.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Valedicktorian
rangerdaddy
Obviously they were in on it...
QuackMagicAndHerMagicalBeer
They way they were acting, you can tell that they were in on it.
PlantyThePlant
That doesn't make it any less weird imo. It's like they're making fun of a really negative thing and trying to turn it into what should be--
PlantyThePlant
--a really important and special moment. It'd almost be like pretending to commit suicide and then, "surprise!", it's a proposal.
mellowdrama
And was this shot by a Hollywood steadicam operator? Weird.
IraqiWalker
If I was a woman and my SO proposed to me in this manner, I'd probably pummel him into the floor.
CrimeBrulee
Maybe don't do that in front of the police.
GTimgur
Why don't you propose to him instead then? :3 Go ahead, buy the ring! Think of something that won't trample on his expectations decades in >
GTimgur
making! And you still might get rejected. With a lot of people watching. Hehehe!
nouseforaheart
But would you say yes?
IraqiWalker
Because of a proposal like that, the odds of me saying yes drop by 50%
lurkvoter
I would almost certainly say no
nouseforaheart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM
RickFlist
Black ppl amirite.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Yet unforgettable. And who knows. Maybe it means something for them!
dkevox
Also not original. This was done and posted on here about 6 months ago or so.
butterection
Even her reaction seems staged to me.
at0micSunflower
Really tho WTF
gonesurfyn
Black wifes matter. ......I'll see myself out.
DJCurry25
In the booty
customcartoons
Not without your high-five, sir.
Zak57TR
sweatypepperoni
no, no...stay
Snarkywisecrack
Why are regular people funnier than professional comedians? Love it!
BeerBatteredandBold
slcdirtmerchant
Maaan, beat me too it
artimusdeath
Hell yeah!
mumumumumysharona
Yesaye94
Chakrabrah
So close to perfect execution.
Rejukem
The puns have just begun. YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Mike drop
kauljp
I like this
McGiglio
Dont go...
ArmenianLivesMatter
Good job dad
NinjaSpork
+1, and even so, I feel compelled to say:
MarvaNipp
Wives* ?? lol
Artoris
Thank you.
IATTM
That's why he/she let themselves out.
T5Kyle
No, they right....
KingDingaLingOfHouseHymenHammer
hadji
Let's get married.
MarvaNipp
I'm in
CynicalDeino
Can I be best man?
0hmymymy
No, no best man. No bridesmaids. We ALL gettin' married.
AncientTotoro
Me too
LordHentai
Me three
JadawinUK
How stupid must one be to think this is a great idea....
PistonATF
Do you have any idea how stupid average is?
JadawinUK
Yes. Less stupid that 49.999% of the rest. They are even worse.
JadawinUK
Who ever downvoted this, is part of that 49,999 and has no clue about maths.
ffilm
I have a so-so idea.
KeeleonOhms
And half of them are below that.
JAFIOI
Average is the cream of the crap.
PistonATF
Sounds delicious. True story though. Unfortunately.
iH8myPP
That... I did not expect.
garrzillars
I saw it coming about 4.5 seconds before
Radioactiv369
The IG says Worldstar....
HyrumGraff
Wait, you don't spend 100% of your time making metagifs? What is this madness!
FlyingMonkeyShits
Literally the next post is your gif. Goddamn
ILiveInStateParks
Never thought the day would come i would see your comment in usersub
uusseerrssuubb
I know this name
MeisPip
Wait... he is an actual user!? I though imgur content creators only post
DragosTalus
Was expecting fire, then heartwarming situation defusal, or flash mob. Proposal, not so much.
ProxyPlayerHD
i Expected an Explosion because of the Taser... and Benzin/Diesel/etc
Fairdinkums
No counter gif?
iH8myPP
sodomizingtheshitout
Boondocks Saints!! FOCK YEAH
Fairdinkums
Hahahahaha
GerberLegalTeam
I was expecting the tazer to start a fire.
conquest4one
Exactly! There's no way cops can be stupid enough to use a taser near a gas pump! Then again...I'm pretty sure they can prove me wrong.
conquest4one
Also, sparks + gasoline = ignition. The whole reason why an engine even works.
GerberLegalTeam
Sure is.
dudestream
mrgaydicks420
Josedude
mrgaydicks420
SFCrawNik
Was expecting either someone getting tazed or flash mob.
espasmato
I expected a flash bomb.
iKon2000
I expected explosions
ZuIthar
Woah, calm down Michael bay
shutterErv
THAT SENTENCE HAS TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
cbjfan
*TOO, MR PRESIDENT
iKon2000
Make me
Danishlmgurian
I will come into your house, and I will rub your nipples in such an awkward and uncomfortable way that you will. Close. Your. Account.