MoxieMonster
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American measurements
Apr 9, 2026 1:03 AM
MoxieMonster
871
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6
American measurements
Gindipple
I see nothing wrong with using Dachshunds for measurements
nimeton0
I give that crew credit. They've been able to get as far away from Trump as humanly possible.
Kyzyl
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
UNHchabo
The funny part is that among college-educated and military-veteran Americans at least, they're fully fluent in both systems, and can do rough conversions in their head when needed.
A meter is a little longer than a yard.
A kilometer is about 0.6 miles.
A kilogram is about 2.2 pounds.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Everyone knows how big a dachshund is... no one knows what a klickometer is.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Also, I just realized that the US Army taught me to count klicks via pace count... for me it is 64/100m... so, I guess I do know how far it is....
androgenoide
What is that in Smoots?
Exyr
A dachshund is like .3 smoots