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Aug 28, 2017 10:47 AM
TheTurtleHermitt
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darthbiscuit
I always assumed the anthropomorphic animals in cartoons had just evolved differently than the regular animals. Goofy=Man, Pluto=Chimp.
OtroBarry
ducks and chickens will eat anything they don't care about cannibalism or poisons
Bambi577
In the Spongebob episode they call attention to the fire being underwater and then it goes out. Watch the gosh darn episode.
Gotbread
more please
OrkfaellerX
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DdsEjfCbzk
LooseVALVe
#5 is just really kinky.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
#5 the radiation only spread through part of the world, only resulting in the mutation of part of the population.
wickedlamb
You missed the part where, children grows up!
ForrestIndustries
Are you sure that's a chicken? What if it's a duck?!
PudgyPinkiePie
Or goose.
demobytom
Humans are evolved apes, and some do keep monkeys as pets. Goofy has evolved from dog, while Pluto is not.
FjordFiskursson
#10 is smoking with his nose, of course.
WhenIcommentyouknowImtakingadump
Maybe Goofy and Pluto are just into BDSM
the12thletter
Or maybe it's like a human owning a pet monkey.
LegendMasterX
I kinda get the goofy one. Its like if someone decided to keep a orangutan as a pet. The owner and pet are both primates.
LegendMasterX
But one can talk and one can't.
DasFerrus
But birds eat other birds all the time
kurtesyofmyfist
This same logic applies to when we look at women in a bra & undies & they freak & cover themselves. But we can look at them in bikinis.
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RGisSatan
That's weird , what the fuck is Goofy?
azmyth1
A cow.
FjordFiskursson
OP doesn't understand humour.
supertruffles
It's just cartoon humour.
Potatopeelerkind
#10 That's what nostrils are for, right?
BluishCat
That still doesn't add up!
Zixtank
For the last one, I'm pretty sure it was just an excuse for Jerry to hit Tom in the face.
roads88mph
FWD:FWD:FWD:HILARIOUS!!!!!
ChiefBeefyBoner
Every one of these cartoon writers knew exactly what they were doing. It's called comedy
kailton
NecronomiKane
In the Disney universe there are regular animals, regular people, and "funny animals". Mickey and Goofy are funny animals. Pluto is not.
SKELETONMAAAN
It's the gloves. The gloves turn you humanoid
fr1080f
Isn't that the case for most people too?
TheBroble
I thought Mickey owned Pluto. Still weird though.
igobeder
I could explain all these, but it wouldn't be logical.
shiftingillusion
"They are for entertainment, not science."
CaptainPawfulFox
DickPicEnthusiast
I guess the "Chemical X" from Powerpuff Girls was Thalidomide.
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Haha I feel horrible for laughing but got to give credit where due
DickPicEnthusiast
There's not a big audience for phocomelia jokes, I'm afraid.
Somanyquestions
A wizard did it.
Sauroctonus
And that wizard's name? Darth Vader.
Sizzlord
K I'll bite. Explain Bubbles holding chopsticks
cjpthatsme
It's a sight gag. Same as their Rock Paper Scissors game. Most of these are.
ToastedVanilla
Visual gag
igobeder
Super glue, but don't ask how she managed to squeeze the tube of glue.
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
With her vag.
Shmooglybuns
There's that
Sizzlord
Mystery solved
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Elconquesodor
Came here to post this.
hertta
fr1080f
"Ducks eating chicken" I don't see a problem there.
ForrestIndustries
That's like a human eating an ape, while technically fine I think it would be frowned upon.
kerms
More like a human eating a monkey. Humans are apes, chickens are not waterfowl.
LXA591
Mickey owned Pluto....get your shit together OP. Now Mickey is a mouse owning/walking a dog and thatbisnwierd
chrisinsocalif
Goofy is not a dog, he is a Goof.
Sauroctonus
I always thought his two front teeth were meant to be like blunt hippo teeth. I've never seen them from the side.
LXA591
He's neither he's a cow that's why his female counterpart was I think called Clarabelle cow
Pasphae
I thought he was a donkey which is why he made those sounds
Pasphae
according to the wikipedia article tho, he's a dog