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Fishkeeper
How dare people *checks notes* want to see a concert.
Anaphriel
I got this mad once about tickets. Ed Sheeran. Concert sold out in minutes, and a few minutes after that resellers were already selling them at triple face value. I would rather Chloe have the tickets than assholes just looking to make a buck off of fans.
flicman
Imagine waiting on *Oasis* to "re-form" for 15 seconds. Wonder if they're hiring.
dashriproc1
I like remembering old bands as the crazy young musicians I saw in concert at their height. I do not want to see Depeche Mode or any other past fav as old men. It tarnishes the magic.
theshinobi23
I am sorry. Truly. I do have a very strong, neurodivergent imagination. But even I cannot imagine the suffering mentioned by this guy...I mean, what he must have gone through to think himself worthy to be able to gatekeep the entire Oasis fandom so hard that he would be upset that their shows are selling out...just wow. Poor guy.
littlecoatfatguy
"NAME THREE B-SIDES", demanded the man who's told himself a person has to earn the right to enjoy art as much as an older, wealthier man does.
theobituator
Wow. To fuckin care about Oasis...
tucker148
At first I thought this wasn’t a reasonable reaction, but then I said maybe
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
I'm 49 and said fuck it and have seen Phish 33 times since April 2023...go see any live music you like...life is short
ChefHannibal
Twitter's format is still stupid
NopeMagnet
Blur is better.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
I heard about it. “Don’t look back in anger” I heard her say.
acridweasel
At least not today.
starkiller34
..You guys think they'll actually go through with it or redecide they hate each other and cancel everything?
TheGoodKevin
Does she look back in anger?
Columbus43219
lol. I remember going to concerts for like $5. Now you need a second mortgage and a fiber modem. The acts used to play 70 venues in a year. Yes, I'm an old man with a bad memory, but things were cheaper and more available.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
We know this whole thing is made up because we all know oasis is never getting back together.
ikeseff
Imagine being less of a wanker
geotard
More likely Brandon who got corporate tickets and has no interest in Oasis but digs the free drink in the tent
purpleparli
I'll tell you what she does next...enjoys the concert.
huffnpuff72
I remember a skit with a guy singing like ALL the oasis songs with the same basic guitar chords and tempo. An oasis medly that might as well have been one song.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
anyway...
AnythingMuchShorter
If the entire list of available concerts have totally sold out odds are they're going to do more.
weeniebeenie37
That's if they haven't got into another fight after doing two.
TurdBurglar3000
They already announced a tour on "other continents".
Tomigami
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
DdCno1
No wonder the old Lego competitor is failing.
Spoonland
Perfectlynormalhumanbieng
Imagine gatekeeping a band and complaining that you deserve the tickets more than someone else.
chiefrunswithscissors
Some bands are actually aware of this though. They will open with the super popular song so that everyone who was there just for that will fuck off. I've seen a crowd half when a band has done this
Munchman347
'But, what if you're "Special"?...'
Hoiloidl
Imagine all the people
EchoPMIM
Living for today?
Gayforbae
Shut the fuck up Gal
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
Imagine paying money to see Oasis.
Monkeynutsjoe
I'd pay if it was to watch Noel and Liam fistfight
ProcrastinatingWork
Nightmares!
Congegazzayoutwat
Nope
Hexrowe
Imagine losing out on tickets to someone who just wants to hear the concert. OUTRAGE!!!
MyRespectableAlterEgo
What an absolute turd - it’s not even like they’re gonna play some obscure B-sides: it’s a cash-grab arena tour, they’ll play the hits and go home. The fictional Chloe from Stockport would have a much better time than this random dickhead who thinks he’s surrounded by fake fans.
newsguycraigevans
blackmetalcoyote
SnakeskinJacket
thedudeman519
I poured champagne on me golden grahams !
mmodlin
As someone who was able to take the time to drive to a record store when I got around to it and then pay like $12.75 to go see Steve Miller Band, I am 0% jealous of today's concert goers. Y'all have fun paying $500 dollars for a ticket if your internet connection is fast enough to beat the scalpers and bots that buy them all in 0.8012 seconds.
trickflo
I was never a big concert person I always thought it was crazy expensive to watch someone play music but like 20 years ago I feel like bigish bands were under 100 dollars and now they're thousands.
mmodlin
After doing some historical research, my ticket was more like $30-ish. It was July 31, 1992. But yeah, you just walked into the record exchange with about ten hours of minimum wage money and you could see anyone save, like, the Rolling Stones level bands.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Oh yeah? Name 5 Oasis songs!
darkhalfbreed
Wonderwall, Champaign supernova, bang the gong I mean cigarettes and alcohol, morning glory, Don't look back in anger
Nexodaedalus
Sandstorm, Sandstorm, Sandstorm, Sandstorm, Sandstorm.
Hexrowe
"Silk Road", "Caravansary"... um... uh... "Night Boat to Cairo"?
Blunderwriter
The only song I recognize from all the ones listed below are…none. Other than Wonderwall which if that’s as good as it gets…please. Keep them away. Fucking hate that song. It’s not even good. Stay retired. I would rather see a Taylor concert. 🙄 As my son calls all these old bands (so many of “my” 80/90’s head banger bands have had new albums(?) lately it’s nuts. We’re 59+ and still got it!) getting back together…”it’s the ‘we’ve run out of money’ tour”.
LoopStricken
The Importance of Being Idle, and I don't care about any of their others.
FarceMajeure
Supersonic, Don't Look Back in Anger, Like a Friend, Song 2, High and Dry
BradysButtBoy
Not sure if sarcasm or not?
FarceMajeure
/s
BradysButtBoy
Sorry, I thought so but sadly you can never be sure
FarceMajeure
Yeah I'm just being a smartass about Britpop
EmanNiemThcin
"Mmm fresh water" "Boy, that's a lot of sand" "I like me some dates" "Camel come, camel go" and of course "Yet more sand it seems"
Wylf
Don't forget their hit "Coarse, rough and irritating" from the "It gets everywhere" album.
MithridateEupator
And of course their debut track "Is that a pool of water out here in this desert?"
Relayu
Or a merigue?
Omnimorph2112
You know how many generations have that level of outrage whenever they miss out on rolling stones tickets? Just because a band is from your time doesn't make them any more inherently yours. Put your entitlement back in your pocket, pal.
WeeHuaHua
And how cool is it that a band that a generation loved 20 years ago is still reaching people. That should be celebrated and shared. Get your Google alerts set up, Billy, and stop complaining.
Filanwizard
The Rolling Stones. You hear them on the oldies station, classic rock and the modern rock station. probably one of the few bands to achieve that kind of broad audience spectrum.
thotterpop
Green day en route
Filanwizard
Feels so wrong to hear them on classic rock stations. Like WTF i remember listening to them in my first car using a shitty Koss portable CD player and a tape adapter.
Hexrowe
And then the same people complain that younger people have no taste in music.
poppypooley
They don't!
ImAWeirdMom
They forget that when they, too, were young they had "no taste in music" to the adults in their lives.
samwyze
Gatekeeping is weird
ImAWeirdMom
Especially when it hurts the bands.
Omnimorph2112
Damn youths!
SnakeskinJacket
theshinobi23
"Talkin bout my generation" - moron in the post
MantisTobagganMD
Who sang that?
BluePaladin42
The Who
BluePaladin42
DAMMIT I FELL FOR IT
MantisTobagganMD