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Isoagoodname
I will outlive everyone I ever loved- him probably
MommaReese
Zoomed in... I have a hard time believing $5 Keanu is Real Keanu.
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Wisdom os my favourite brand of cough syrup
ArbiterCalypso
Keanu Reeves is best
Snooj
The camera on the back of the phone used to be a far better camera than the forward facing camera. Harder to aim, but better selfies.
Stickysyrup
I could watch him drink and tip over any day of the week.
StealingmemeslikeKrombopulosMichael
MusicPirate
I kind of watt to kick it with Keanu.
Soufange
I want a snuggle human like Keanu. Because no one can ever have the real Keanu
xMrALX
KanyeWesticularCancer
Keanu Reeves seems like a super super cool dude. I just wanna sit down with him and swap stories over a beer
Kightzeareau
We should all aspire to be Keanu Reeves
Rynestrm
I don’t know if I would love to hangout with him or if I would hate spending time with him.
deltajesus
I'd probably be happy just staring at him if the conversation was shit, that or just watch him shooting.
Ryebread91
Hats a very good thought. He either blows your mind or you’re just like “dude not again” just one wine and he’s on the ground.
MadMen07
memeofficer
Keanu Rreves is unhappy. And you all laugh like its not on the table and never seem to notice...
MyFavoritesDoNotDescribeMe
I want to give this man a hug. I'm a big guy... I give great hugs.
dogonplane
Keanu Reeves eating a slice of pizza and contemplating life again
undead4life
something about pizza
Pupusa
It's almost like he's a normal human being... Like us! This can't be right. There's a trap somewhere.
ayoungerdumberronswanson
It’s strange what kinds of things bring you joy after several millennia of life.
owlest
#2 the fuck?
LiamNeesonOfficial
Drinking seriously fucks with how your body handles sleep.
Sammyv17
He's not well.
GetCurious
Keanu Reeves is like an animagus that turns into a dog, except the reverse of that.
LordoftheLulz
Keanu Reeves knowing Kung Fu
vitaminalgas
Prove it...
ZombieDreamcatcher
pookieeatworld
Show me.
WhySoCereals
He looks lost... I think we need to get him out of the Matrix again.
DeadyBearr
His fiance died
WhySoCereals
Tell that to OP.
leopardspotster
He's so elegantly dorky it's so cute.
FoolishDomin
So inlove
leopardspotster
FoolishDomin
Not with you but +1 lol
TedTheMan
Butt!
catapulter
he seem to be eating alone quite often :(
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
Stop
nonstopfox
Yes listen to firefire, I can't handle the immense pain keanu can handle
Ahabsbeard
I think he must be a pretty chill guy, unless you kill his dog.
VulpineAxiom
yea he was so mad he shot my neighbor in the church. (1st guy you see praying with glasses.)
AbsoluteNonSensicleBanjoNinja
DildorTheWizard
rafaelfy
Sounds pretty normal, yeah
chickenooddlesupsupsup
https://imgur.com/ybqyswo
GregoryMegatron
MarioPoppins
Seems like he is just kind of passively observing his own existence
thornofhearts
Considering all the actual training he did... maybe?
CraggyIslander
Keanu Reeves noticing his versatility
Zixtank
Even still I have trouble realizing this is Keanu Reeves.
Ellimem
I didn't know Keanu Reeves liked dick.
Ellimem
I'll be honest, I am not expecting many people to get this joke. It's not a good joke.
notsgnivil
It’s okay, I got it!
MiniatureBoxer
am I aloud an explanation
Ellimem
In the queer world, being "versatile" means you are good with being a top or a bottom.
Angrynortherner
Where is this "queer world"? Is it like a Narnia type thing or what
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
Dude... Where's my lunch?
thedon89
Where's your lunch dude?
GeraldofNivea
Dude... where’s my lunch?
MadKingsDaughter
Sweet!