honestly his songs are kinda meh except for those phonk kordhell ones with scarlxrd, which are absolute fuckin slappers. kordhell makes everything into gold, even made a fucking song for valorant for some reason
unique? brother it's the same low voice rap as night lovell or suicideboys (early), his more screamo kinda shit like daywalker with mgk and code mistake with bring me both slap. he really needs to lean in more on his vocal fries if it doesn't fuck up his voice too bad . i think his last single was more in that direction anyways
I mean, it's fun to dunk on the vegans, but it's also one of the only ways to avoid certain allergens. e.g., if your date is lactose intolerent, you want a place that serves a good vegan ice cream
I'm not "dunking". Here's how I look at it: When I see vegan cheese, vegan bacon, vegan ice cream what I'm seeing is "This item is NOT cheese, bacon, or ice cream". These food products will tell you what is isnt but finding out what it actually is is a lot more murky. My issue is not with vegans. Eat whatever you will, be your reasons health related or ideological. My issue is with the lies being told by consumers the food/labeling industry.
Why would I try to explain to somebody that I've smoked, fried, and salted a pile of thin strips of carrot to act as a flavorful topping or garnish when I could just say it's ...vegan bacon? Who's actually got time for that?
Yeah, it's halfway funny to complain about, but you're still making a joke at the expense of the weird minority taking a moral stand. That's not a great look
There is actually vegan soy nog that taste almost exactly like eggnog and it’s quite good. I would rather be able to drink eggnog but I’m lactose intolerant so it’s the best I can do
plant based protein is a lot more accessible these days than it was even 10 years ago. making a steak shaped plant based protein item that is edible and somewhat resembles steak is easier than ever today, while simultaneously being the hardest it will ever be also today.
+1 for the username. Reminds me of a comments section that I thought was hilarious, until I realised it was my own comments history. And not that hilarious.
I can talk! I can call the waiter and tell him/her when there is something wrong with the food! I LEARNED TO SPEAK WHEN I WAS YOUNG! just let me enjoy the food in peace... 😭😭😭
I came here from reddit a long time ago, because I noticed most of the pics posted there were stored here, so I figured I'd just cut out the middle man. There was all kinds of depravity here back then. Usersub newest was an absolute cesspool, and I loved it. As long as it was marked mature, most things were fair game. It was a fairly gradual transition from that to what it is now.
Sylviastout
She seems nice
gablestout
Sylvia with a big D?
DisneyCountdowns
I’m not getting my wine off the roof, but “Big D” can serenade me any time she wants..!!
FisheswithDynamite
Can you send Sexy Silvia back to the table please?
Bigemedic
Yesh
BreakerSwitch
Man Sexy Silvia changed a lot since Viewtiful Joe 2.
tzahtman
Wait, is that Sylvia with the big D!?
ifindthingsinteresting
https://youtube.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes If you would like to see her other videos.
thekeyofe
Ma, no.
turdfuerguson
Ailaughatmyownjokes on YouTube. Probably on other things as well. She’s pretty funny
KiraNamida
But if this was an actual thing, people would.
drGrafenberg
Fucking around and finding tips!
WinchesterTavern
Bigemedic
I love the flinch at the end
Redshadow09
same
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
oh I like shekshy shylvia, I do
RicheTheBuddha
Her YouTube channel is @Ailaughatmyownjokes
Her series of shorts about Harry Potter is some great stuff!
OldBikerDude
FireSolvesProblems
Viewtiful
newsguycraigevans
Ok, pretty obvious that Sylvia is awesome
MrBismarck
MFsatan
https://youtube.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes?si=-nbC3bIzaRXxxE0d give credit where credit is due
derrymerbles
.
BORGALOOGIE
DildoMussolini
"PLUS, MY VALET WILL GIVE YOU SOME HEROIN"
Drakesfear
Best waitress
andpotatoesforall
Silvia seems fun
arikelrecords2000
D'Silvia
ToonamiT0M
uden10
It's weird how I'm only noticing now she's barely covering up her Italian accent.
TellusEidolon
Drix1942
"Choke me like you hate me" is from "E-girls are ruining my life" by Corpse Husband, if anyone is mildly interested. It's a cool song. :)
Morsalbum
honestly his songs are kinda meh except for those phonk kordhell ones with scarlxrd, which are absolute fuckin slappers. kordhell makes everything into gold, even made a fucking song for valorant for some reason
Drix1942
Unique is meh?
OwlXiozee
All edge. All the time. Corpse.
Morsalbum
unique? brother it's the same low voice rap as night lovell or suicideboys (early), his more screamo kinda shit like daywalker with mgk and code mistake with bring me both slap. he really needs to lean in more on his vocal fries if it doesn't fuck up his voice too bad . i think his last single was more in that direction anyways
overcookedchickennugget
LeekofLegend
Ok this was hilarious! Who is the comedian/where did you find this?
mormacil
https://www.youtube.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes
Lyonsbane2000
Took me a few minutes, but found her!
https://www.tiktok.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes?_t=8pPmZ7LvJ5S&_r=1
LeekofLegend
Thanks y'all, I'm gonna see what other funny videos she has later today!
NuclearMonk
Her “Saw” sketch is pretty great too
LeekofLegend
That will be where I start then!
LeekofLegend
Ok I haven't found the always ones yet but the harry potter ones are a hoot
NuclearMonk
https://youtube.com/shorts/iecIgzmSU_U?feature=shared
WhatUpDog3000
So hard to find a good vegan steak these days
KaJuN
Did you check the roof?
jojoyojimbi
no it's not, all steak is vegan, cows don't eat meat
trigonman3
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=14
Lampmonster
You joke, but they exist and they're getting better.
ArcaneM37
Right that was my thought. It is a weird concept, but the food exists, so why not ask of they have it?
trigonman3
stonecoldstevebuschemi
lordsupafly
Well, most steaks come from vegan cows as far as I know...
TrazynTheArchaeovist
Technically most steaks are at least vegetarian. Dunno if cows eat critters like chickens will.
PobbitBreakers
theyll eat small birds and animals like rabbits once in a while.
MechKelly
If someone asked for a vegan steak, serve them a piece of cardboard. It'll taste the same.
trekkie1701c
There's some mushroom steaks that you can get so it's surprisingly actually a thing, but I *think* it's a fairly new thing, however.
OppaGangnamPyle
People have been putting mushrooms on steak for a while now..
Syko73
Whenever a food item is preceded by the term "vegan" I just know that whatever comes next is a lie!
Fastjack2056
I mean, it's fun to dunk on the vegans, but it's also one of the only ways to avoid certain allergens. e.g., if your date is lactose intolerent, you want a place that serves a good vegan ice cream
Syko73
I'm not "dunking". Here's how I look at it: When I see vegan cheese, vegan bacon, vegan ice cream what I'm seeing is "This item is NOT cheese, bacon, or ice cream". These food products will tell you what is isnt but finding out what it actually is is a lot more murky. My issue is not with vegans. Eat whatever you will, be your reasons health related or ideological. My issue is with the lies being told by consumers the food/labeling industry.
Fastjack2056
I mean, it's a cultural convention, innit?
Why would I try to explain to somebody that I've smoked, fried, and salted a pile of thin strips of carrot to act as a flavorful topping or garnish when I could just say it's ...vegan bacon? Who's actually got time for that?
Yeah, it's halfway funny to complain about, but you're still making a joke at the expense of the weird minority taking a moral stand. That's not a great look
andHeLaughed
They're next to the eggless omelettes
Type17
and the dehydrated water.
DaveSamsonite
There is actually vegan soy nog that taste almost exactly like eggnog and it’s quite good. I would rather be able to drink eggnog but I’m lactose intolerant so it’s the best I can do
Vamp13
To be fair, it's probably a lot easier than it used to be.
Syko73
genuinely curious...how?
Vamp13
plant based protein is a lot more accessible these days than it was even 10 years ago. making a steak shaped plant based protein item that is edible and somewhat resembles steak is easier than ever today, while simultaneously being the hardest it will ever be also today.
Syko73
Granted...but edible, steak shaped, plant based protein is still decidedly NOT MEAT!!!
sketchyjoe
Sooo... What restaurant is she at? I gotta make reservations with Sexy Silvia
trigonman3
It's just "Silvia".
DaveSamsonite
When she says yes about the vegan steak, it seems like it’s in a different accent and I cannot place the accent. Is it Russian?
ventiseii
She’s Italian
DaveSamsonite
Thx!
ThrowingSchadenfreude
I *think* she's Italian but I'm not certain. https://www.instagram.com/ailaughatmyownjokes
DaveSamsonite
You are right, it’s an Italian accent. I just didn’t have quite enough to go on. I can name that accent in 4 syllables.
madeejit
+1 for the username. Reminds me of a comments section that I thought was hilarious, until I realised it was my own comments history. And not that hilarious.
crodrigues
you know she will always come up to ask you if your food is good WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL! EVERY TIME! just let me eat in peace, please 😭
Gremlynn4023
2 minutes / 2 bites is what we're taught.
Jimbo64
It's customary to check on the food after you've had a chance to try it. Catch any problems early in the meal.
crodrigues
I can talk! I can call the waiter and tell him/her when there is something wrong with the food! I LEARNED TO SPEAK WHEN I WAS YOUNG! just let me enjoy the food in peace... 😭😭😭
cenfou2tout
Especially for the big D...
gablestout
XA10
Obi-Wan?
WhatInTarnationMyDudes
TicoMachi
More like
theshinobi23
Haven't seen this gif floating around in a long time. Surprised the mods aren't on it like "The Gif" ever since they've gotten so prudish.
drunkbs
I've had a few warnings about it years ago. Kinda dumb if you ask me, there's nothing inherently sexual about it.
FingertheWound
you can see the tip of baileys dick.
drunkbs
looks like a shitty compressed video with some pixels. I'm not seeing any dick.
Santorrr
The haven't gotten prude, Imgur was just bought out by a PoS advertising company. Yay!
YoudSwearImAVirgin
That reminded me to change my dns to adgaurd
theshinobi23
I came here from reddit a long time ago, because I noticed most of the pics posted there were stored here, so I figured I'd just cut out the middle man. There was all kinds of depravity here back then. Usersub newest was an absolute cesspool, and I loved it. As long as it was marked mature, most things were fair game. It was a fairly gradual transition from that to what it is now.
apairofpetducks
Imgur began as the image hosting site for reddit iirc so yeah everything uploaded to reddit (rather posting a link) was actually going here.