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Apr 19, 2018 8:44 PM
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CharityQuill
why can't this happen to me? ;n;
taylaw84
Let’s set the scene. Dude in hoodie & random button. Bunch of dudes hangin around with chairs & a table dressed as waiters. Perfectly normal
UnicornofPeril
I'd be very down for this, but I'd kinda prefer the mostly naked guy.
seco4800
I think I would be extremely startled... Then I would cry cuz it's such a nice surprise. Bon appetit my dudes.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Did he not notice a bunch of dudes in white clothes holding random items?
superfeathers
Looks like Robin Thicke
PhantomGeek
Woulda been funny if a chubby pasty Pacific Northwest woman waddled by, instead of tight ass McGee
Theniyaal
I think that's twice I've seen him doing Internet pranks. Does he do that instead of magic now, or along with that and the wrestling?
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norill
almost 2 years?
shoe47
SirPoopyButtholeTheFirst
Never has this been more applicable lol
7500
sauce?
foo2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2MGE6R2Bk
fuqHALO1
woulda been awesome if his hoodie didnt tear away when the cable pulled on it and he went flying too
TwitchTitch
Just like Madona.
nutmegwolf
That does happen in the video, he doesn't go flying but the strings get caught and don't tear the hoodie apart.
PUNKem733
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm calling the cops.
ENayChuck
I would just have my junk hanging all out
SirBlades
Where can I get those shorts?!!?!?!?!?!?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
I mean does he put out on the first date?
FragileDonkey
LookingLikeASnack
I'm impressed that he got pushed backwards into a backless chair and instead of falling he assumed near flawless posture.
LordOfTheDownvotes
Buns of steel aint going to mess up his posture.
Ambeam
That's not a prank. Pranks need deception and a victim. This is just dumb
frogglesmash
The man is the victim, and the unexpected nature of the "date" is the deception.
eggsovermiami
His clothes just fly off?!?!
Bob64
TheRicM
Nah, he's just wearing shorts the entire time
Yepitsausername
Um.... I would never approach a drinking fountain with a random man sulking near it.
guywhodrivestheJeeptoCrystalPalace
...in just your underwear.
Jensaw101
I feel as if the person who goes to the beach in a small skin-tight bathing suit is not the kind to be uncomfortable approaching a person.
TakamiStitches
It's called daredevil trait. And recommended by 7 out of 8 game masters.
PowwerOrb13
The 8th actually likes your character and is actively trying to keep the idiot alive despite your actions and suicidal plans.
bilateralunsymmetry
That's why you'll never have anything exciting happen to you. Like a free dinner or rape
bomboy23
It's not a fountain, it's an ominous big button. Like the Staples easy button
jrellis462
*skulking
LanaDelReyy
He could’ve been sulking.
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Idk, he looked pretty sulky to me...
CallMeVoodoo
Not gay but flattered. Free dinner? Deal.
ABPSEUDONYM
In those shorts? I'm not so sure that would be his tune.
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Free dinner and I give a bj? Deal
SeeBeyond
I give a BJ? Deal
PathologicalLier
im not gay but.. a blowjobs a blowjob.. and better than no job
barf1189
I have TMJ issues so i'd just give up the hersey highway
SomeDetroitGuy
Nowhere near as good
Bob64
celestedrake
Great movie.
Bob64
I guess we both like it hot.
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
I also like it hot.
quattroformaggix4
Brava
celestedrake
Some do.
OsteoArch
The real question is why is a mostly naked man pressing a big red button in the park?
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Venice Beach ma dude.
maststick
Why the fuck aren't you?
Tafkam96
Cause they script told him too
Esdog
Probably the same reason that famous singer was masturbating in a public toilet
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
The important question is, why not?
stinkbeaner
For an instant date
jhsuber
They set up by the beach if I recall this correctly
FirePrinceZuzu
It's not a button. It looks like there are things there you can take. What they are, I leave to you.
wraiththinks
You don't know?
Scyxurz
You can see the beach in the background in the first half second.
TanDumpLord
Yes
sliveroflight
Look friend, he's a grown man. He can do whatever he wants.
osilvers
TheRicM
Definitely looks like a beach, not just a park, so that might answer your "mostly naked" part
boskonetwo
What else would you do with a mysterious big red button?
OsteoArch
Good point
ThomsonI
Having grown up with 90s FPSs, push it and immediately step take three big steps back.
Sneckz
All this time I thought it was a water fountain. I'm dumb.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
They're by a beach.
1WouldSmash
He tryna get some dick
kernelzklukz
Venice bruh... everyone is almost naked
brunnichsguillemot
Sounds like the stuf heaven is made of
Posssssssssssssssssssssssssssssum
No you're thinking of clouds
NZSheeps
Depends. Consider what 'Everyone' includes
myotherbikeisabike
Yes people are ugly but you would be so comfy! Clothes are the worst so worth it
jeeeps
NZSheeps
I shared that selfie in confidence!
Jomini001
It's a beach dude. Look closely.
MBdub210
I so thought it was an MLB game ...
Jomini001
Really?
flamingling
Do you have laser eyes?? How do you see that?
Jomini001
It goes quick but you can see water and sand. Bunch of people in bathing suits in the background too.
TheInternetWoah
I figured it was a water fountain
mysteryperson
Me too
SevenAngryTortoises
It is a water fountain
OsteoArch
It looks like it's just a button
TheInternetWoah
Fight me!
OsteoArch
I'm on a laptop, I enlarged the gif, it looks like the staples button, there is no room for a fountain head
TheInternetWoah
So the whole thing was staged, are you happy??
ThePornhubTitle
Are we discussing the clitoris?
famousamosa1
Mine is big, red and out in public
OsteoArch
If that's the case you may have some legal issues very soon.