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Jan 28, 2020 1:07 AM
harleysuperglide
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Kodaxmax
The fact you think children don't already swear and drink energy drinks implies a great deal of ignorance.
mattdmon84
LurkandJerk
This is how Kyles are created
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
So? I've listened to my nieces and nephews. They already have that at home.
slinkhi
Joke's on you, I already did this before leaving my kids unattended.
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
frannis1985
Fuck...
TheMellowPeril
I’m waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you, bud
chrrripper
Then sent back to where they came from
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
*large cold brew coffee and a strong opinion on politics, religion and taxes
AtsaMattaForMe
my kid's already named Kyle
siizthemage
Jokes on you! My kids first word was dammit and his name is Kyle.
ThePanGalacticGargleBlaster
Ah yes college
Rocktleague
They should be hiring me then.
Korkenknopfus
A bar in my city has one with “unattended children will be sold as slaves”.
ThatPhotoGuy12
Alright, Ben Folds.
DwaneDibbley
menotu
My kid could probably teach you a few swear words
gitchu1000
shankelstoff
It's 2020. They all walk around swearing with an energy drink in their hand.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
My 8yo’s new year's resolution for herself was ”to swear less”
clonetheory
Pretty much schools in Scotland.
ZebraThree
sauerteig
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
ZandarianBloodfang
Unklefuckeeeeeeeer, suckmymballs!
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
Kyle's mom is a bitch.
Syrpynt
Energy drinks have enough caffeine to put small children into cardiac arrest.But I'll let the shitty parents figure that 1 out the hard way.
CourtChops
Right... but feeding them mt dew n McDonalds till they're 150lbs at age 5 iis totally okay
CourtChops
Seems like that'll lead to cardiac arrest jest as quick
Syrpynt
Never said that was ok but also the caffeine literally changes the pace of the heart rate beyond normal without external stimulation VS the
Syrpynt
kid having clogged arteries. If they have any physical activity, their heart is likely strong enough to pump through the cholesterol.