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aaronthe7
we need something like that.. its too rooted in everything. we need an alternate, but it will ruin after time as well.
7dk80okt
Facebook is a virus spread to far and it will reconstruct itself emidietly after demolition
PietroAretino
Wice187
That would be hilarious. Back to calling people on the phone and showing up at people's houses.
inzane
I'd be for this, but I need it to stay in touch with friends overseas.
arsecheese
If someone deleted Facebook, would lots of proxy Facebooks pop up like with ThePirateBay?
aaronthe7
player one type stuff.. nooice.
acmeyakko
IsaacHernandez098
MightyIink
Holy fuck, this post aged horrible...
toffeecoffee
MudrubMaker
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
Can we not repost this anymore? Like, I get it, and it would be cool, but I think everyone has seen it by now and useful reposting is over.
C141Clay
"...And then remake it, with hookers and blackjack!"
cab435
Fucking do it
1Camuyelninja
Maldraek
Please?
SemperFiZero
Please do, then snapchat as well.
Ikeepseeing1111butidontknowwhatitmeans
Aww... ok. Fine I guess.
Mushbeeguy
Wasn't it Ted Nugent that tried to buy Muzak until they found out he wanted to shut it down?
narniasreal
yeah, easy to "offer" lots of things
BrandtKadin
Its going to be very interesting to see how Facebook dies
mexifra
I'll throw in on this
dancfontaine
I got $8 gogogo
100PercentLatex
Does he have 100 billion?
helluvasparkplug
I believed this for a half second
attackofthequokka
except in the real world it's zuckerberg that can afford to buy and delete ol' musky
Raikupath
Check again.
dancfontaine
Neither of them are going to sell lol
Geniefromdownunder
neogothic
Only on April fools
haveyouheardthetragedyofdarthplageiusthewise
But it says March 30th...
FluffyMcPeePeeButt
Date on the article says March 30th, but yeah probably April fools.
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SamanosukeOnimusha
That’s cute. You think people can’t lie on the other 364 days of the year
PhosphorusWhite
You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
GodEmperorOfImgur
Considering it's Elon... I wouldn't actually be surprised if it turns out to be true.
elonmusky1234567
Fuck mark hes a douche
TangledMess
Whoah Elon, he'll hike the price if you keep that language up
GrammarBolshevik
You simply can not match his stoyle
pronoun
What a brave comment.
Rapturr
Oh hi Mark
JaXm
I did nAHt hit HUUr. I DID NAHT...
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
I want Tom back.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Who's Mark?
dostoevskyfan420
he's johnny's best friend
PotatoLord7000
The Zucc
dan144
Embrace the Zucc
tReasonoustRump
Zucc Succs
somedudedude
On the one hand, I could see how that is a very Elon thing to do, but it is simply not feasable
JackalopeFromNeptune
And there wouldn’t be any point. Some competitor could build a site that’s similar enough and people would flock to it.
Spikelf
They said that about landing the rocket on a sea platform right.? Let’s keep saying things can’t be done to old musky
jeckd
thats whAT yoU THINK
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Do you know how easy it is to delete the servers? Just ask my coworkers.
somedudedude
Accurate username is accurate
bolshevik09
How
skepticalhippo
Facebook is worth more than 20 times Elon Musk's net worth.
FamousestAnus
neither is putting a tesla on an escape trajectory...see a pattern here?
somedudedude
that's entirely feasable, that only costed him as much as the roadster, no more. Facebook would cost around 500 billion
FamousestAnus
You're forgetting SpaceX. It cost him spaceX dollars to do this. however many that is.
Zaayl
The launch was a test they needed to do either way, strapping a used car to it turned it into a successful marketing maneuver.
JAFIOI
First Paypal, then space travel, now this genius plan? Mr. Musk is batting 1000.
grovberg
I’m always puzzled by this attitude—PayPal was shady as hell for a very long time.
usernamehidden
Don’t forget flame throwers!
KharnApproves
Facebook is worth about half a trillion dollars and Musk is worth under 20 billion.... so good luck with that. Oh happy April fools btw
am0k
Tesla couldn't afford Snapchat much less Facebook. Facebook could buy tesla though...
MongolianGod
And next President then King of Earth then Mars Conqueror then...RoboMusk
flappyjackins
i figure somewhere before that will be muskmusk, his line of manly fragrances
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Next seems to be Internet through low orbit satellites n shit.
cynicbot
What space travel?
mendrak
Never heard of SpaceX?
cynicbot
I have, that's why i'm asking.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
They are working on space travel. Starting with reusable rocketd
cynicbot
By that logic everyone is working on space travel.