How not to behave in 15 countries

May 19, 2017 8:09 PM

Xahni13

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Front page edit: send nudes
Also isn't it funny how posts that are semi accurate or not accurate at all hits the front page while quality content and real facts gets lost in user sub.
Just goes to show that people want shitposting more than OC and real facts

As a habitual hugger, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The three for Ireland are spot on! For the love of christ don't say "top of the morning" you may well get punched!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a kiwi dating an aussie, the go-to reaction from others when they find out: "I'm so sorry for your loss." XD

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think "do what the locals do" covers just about everything here

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

And when in the Middle East, be sure to invite people over for beer, ham sandwiches, and to settle their differences like good Christians.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Germany: Don't Stare. You'll appear uneducated or mentally ill." That is an incredibly rude way to say you seem French.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Norway should be 'Never go to a pub. It's far too expensive'

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn't everything too expensive in Norway though?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an Irish person, please ask where the leprechauns are.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

ye we love a good laugh after bullshitti- i mean ... we love to spread awareness and knowledge on the small friends we share the land with!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bullshit that France doesn't focus on teaching foreign languages. Every child is required to learn TWO languages (English as primary).

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree wholeheartedly. +1 for you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the Ireland one should include talking about the Troubles; you don't. And god forbid if you order an 'Irish Car Bomb' at a bar.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit on "Its rude to stare in Germany". Its practically a national pastime.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone from the UK, absolutely invite people to your home if just acquaintances. As long as you get on well it is not an issue.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, Mexico, that developing nation that's the 11th biggest economy in the world. Yeah, that's not patronizing.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You must not be American

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I felt like the advice was actually more patronizing than the average traveler was going to be while in Mexico.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For the Norway one the first 2 are just what.. I've never seen people change in public nor is it an issue to discuss church

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I saw a woman giving a guy a blowjob in a bar in Oslo.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

To be fair that happens in most countries..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Did you stare?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh really India? No physical contact with the opposite sex in public hmm.. So like not raping and sexually assaulting women on the regular?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are usually complete bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Real Norway: don't talk to people without a reason.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thought that was Finland.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Finland: Don't talk to anyone

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like how the UK is basically "have some manners, you scum!"

9 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

Honestly it's total bollocks. Me and my mates all ask about salary first and foremost, and we have people round all the time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either that or 'don't be a twat'

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or Mexico's "Don't patronize people." That's probably universal.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I don't know about other developing countries, but Latin Americans can be particularly sensitive. Source: all around me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The old saying: An Englishman's home is his castle - rings true. Our homes are pretty important to us, you don't just come around.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do you hang out, then?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually the Winchester, until any drama blows over.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Line cutting bit is true, other two are bollocks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where Im from in England, people tend to avoid talking about their money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third one is very important to avoid vampire infestations.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the money bit is getting more relaxed, but it's not something most openly talk about.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if anything you hit the right pub you might have a banging night out in the UK and end up at someone elses house to continue the party

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something big you left out for norwegians! We love our personal space on public transport, often 1 on a 2-3 seater on a train or bus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the love of god never visit New York.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canada: don't talk about hockey if you don't know the game, don't pretend to understand Quebec and stay on the right in escalators.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

French people don't understand Quebec. They think we are their 400years old colony.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well we do have a royal emblem as a flag so their confusion comes from somewhere. But it doesn't warrant condescension.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most French schools start teaching other languages at young ages idk where that "fact" came from

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would hope it's rude everywhere to blow your nose and pick your teeth in restaurants. Ick.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

People in the US do all sorts of rude stuff. Just be ready.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's not everywhere, particularly picking your teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ew. Though I fully accept the cultural nature of taboos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Plenty of French speak English, they're just dicks about admitting it.

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 7

I've had people come up to spatially confused me specifically to give English instructions in Paris, et je parle le français assez bien.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them are too shy or not confident enough I think.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had French people ask me "Parlez-vous français" when I was actually speaking French. Assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

All the people from France I've met speak passable English, and usually Italian or German

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Chilean here. How the fuck am I supposed to eat empanadas?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Simple, come to Argentina. Almost anything is permitted here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read that first, knew the entire list was bullshit immediately (Also Chilean)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or completos?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

or sopaipillas?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dudeeeee. Too true. Haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talking about money outside of business conversations or transactions should be considered gauche everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Dunno about other countries, but in the US people talk about business and making money all the time. American pastime.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

French schools do focus on other languages, though.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

They actually know english. they just hate it and pretend not knowing it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exaggeration to say that they don't study other languages. True that they're very proud of anything French.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It doesn't really, in college the level of some people is terrible in english. The "don't talk about money" though, you can a bit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And depend on the person

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like French?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya it's a stupid picture

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

orly? then why is it that I have to learn french when visiting a hospital to install an MRI machine in, say, Marseille? no english there

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

2/2 But who knows, really? Every interaction is different just as every person is different. Or something like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps what you do requires a technical knowledge of the language whereas a tourist popping in to a restaurant can get by. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd I'm not mistaken, they get a choice much like us. German, English, probably Arabic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never heard arabic as an option. Maybe in very few HS with chinese... Usually german/english/italian/spanish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a new Zealander, make fun of rugby and the Queen all you want, we don't give a shit. +1 for not wearing shoes tho

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

I want to move there only for this reason

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is ???? shoes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think not giving a shit is what we do best :D sup fellow kiwi

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I resent the implication that we take anything seriously.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Did you catch the chiefs crusaders game last night?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Some people might take rugby too seriously but i'm not sure any of us give a shit about the queen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My "ex-Neighbour" is from NZ and if you made fun of the haka, you were dead to him. Other jokes were fine though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who make fun of rugby have never seen rugby.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lots make fun of it since make up made an appearance

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from the US I think rugby is a much harder sport than our football it's so much cooler

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they've done it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In which case, they're no longer mentally competent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I only get annoyed at the Aussie bit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So do we Aussies getting mistaken for Kiwis.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm living overseas and get mistaken for an Aussie all the time, even after I've told people I'm a NZer. Just makes me laugh, really.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im aussie n it might got somethin to do with it but we sound so bloody different yous don't even have the same vowel sounds as us

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I understand being confused for Australian but get really get confused when asked if South African.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's because like i said with aus using diff vowel sounds, south africans use the same ones as kiwis, so it does sound similar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Germany (addition): Actually don't mention anything having to do with WW2 / Replace 'Don't stare' with 'Don't insult our beer' :) (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well I didn't mean to mention the war, but you started it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you insult German beer, you're an idiot. The same with mentioning WW 2. Ordinary people suffered in that war.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like Basil Fawlty once said... Don't mention the war!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People from northern germany tend to open up much faster than southeners / The birthday one ... does anyone even do that?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yea we do it down south in Bavaria. But dunno bout the rest. Also have to admit that you're right about the opening up bit :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The birthdaything is really a thing here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bonus round: Tap water is 100% safe to drink due to very strict regulations

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't drink it in every city though. Also in cities with many student there's female hormones in the water, but that's a bonus I guess

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never heard of that O.o

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's because of the antibabypill. Hormones don't get filtered out of the waste-water very good, so they stay in the water.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait there are people in first world countries that can't drink their tap water??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Americans always seem very concerned when you offer them tap water

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some places in the US with incompetent municipal water management. Flint, MI, for example.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'States I assume. It's fine in the UK.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's fine in the US, too, unless you're in Flint, Michigan. It might taste like chlorine, but you won't get sick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0