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Jun 2, 2020 8:01 AM
Nemifly
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Shadowhawk000095
Splinelock
Is this the start of planet of the apes?
idimmadontgiveadamn
That's not a rich old lady, that's a drag queen. Good lord that wig is hateful.
BanGurHeaD
protectAgainstNull
Thulsa Doom. Niiiiiice.
LanceHol
I suppose it doesn't matter if they're both happy.
verganas
Found here they say it's from 2016, syrian refugee and dutch bride (of frankenstein)
Bolegdah
RichardPicture
https://imgur.com/RffRKhE
slyvic
"Syrian refugee and his Dutch bride". I think the money isnt the motivation here.
Maaatth
He could be her son walking her.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
sarahkat0
DanSandy
Good thing the relationship is based on love and affection, or they'd really be in trouble...
speculaas
Why so mean?
Enigma3780
All of a sudden I feel like playing donkey kong
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
I feel like watching Conan: The Barbarian
PlatonicSex
Y’all don’t know shit - what if she has mad pussy game?
SquareRootofInfinity
RaZorHamZteR
When are people gonna understand that bangs is not the way to go...
lemmonjello
no one looks good with bangs Im with you that and light skinned people with clear framed glasses
KelbaNembji
I am sure that is the missing link.
JstAnothrLurkr
jesusedgarhoover
At least she's hot.
Atlasguitar
You're hot.
Sphinxycat
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Omg, he blinks upward
Icedtorch
how in the fuck would you know his intentions when marrying anyone, this is not just bullshit, its toxic grade bullshit
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
What if he said it?
disagreeable
Hahah are you okay?
pineapplecatastrophe
Hunh, even gender swapped this joke is boring and stale
jennym123
It's kinda boring and stale now.
4noku
"Hu hu hu, people ugly." I'm with you on this.
OPGotDatSack
They both look a little bit like when you hit that Randomize button on Oblivion in character creation.
NeonDemon81
I laughed way too hard at this
SquareRootofInfinity
That's what I was thinking!
raggamuffin132
The community is full of hypocrites.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
My hideousness will not stop me from making fun of other ugly people.
VagisilToothpaste
I always feel like such a fucking hyprocrite. But also like we earn a badge being ugly that makes it ok to point out ugliness in others.
raggamuffin132
That's a healthy, uplifting attitude ?
VagisilToothpaste
I never said it was a good thing, dude. Don't be a turd.
raggamuffin132
I think you're being the tard.
DiesOnLoadingScreen
Ultimate Viagra test
boltactionjake
He just puts the will above the headboard
Nuka7up
Just laughed out loud at work thank you
Toolbone
Viagra don't just make your dick hard. You still gotta get it up.
Styxwash
You are only half right. It does require some stimulation, but it's minimal. Unless you have seriously bad erection problems.
Toolbone
I mean arousal isn't a light switch for all. Getting your Weiner played with doesn't auto mean arousal.
Styxwash
Well like I said, it depends on the individual, but if you take viagra as a performance enhancer, you can expect random boners.
Toolbone
I have used it and it didn't work that way for me. Though everyone is different
Styxwash
I know it from personal experience, even the day after using it, I get erections for no reason what so ever without even thinking of sex.
illeatassbutnotthebruisesonbananas
which one is the dude tho
raggamuffin132
The one that looks like your mom
MadnessMad
Yes
gregorclegane
The one that takes it in the bum I presume. I'm not well versed in Planet of The Apes law.
K47A
The photographer obviously.
Bassman3478
EnigmaticVigoss
This ??
2CraZyXTiRed98
The one with the bigger mustache! It's gotta be that one, right?
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
lncorrectGrammerNazi
SlightlyNormal
The one that's not in the dress, it's pretty obvious if you are not completely fucking braindead.
illeatassbutnotthebruisesonbananas
Who hurt you
SlightlyNormal
The lizard people.
hoistedbymyownpetard
A lotta anger over a throwaway joke...are you okay buddy?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Your stupidity makes me lol
ticktockbent
Do you know what a joke is? It's pretty obvious if you are not completely fucking braindead.
InAWheelchairForTheParking
Slightlydumbass
SlightlyNormal
Holy shit comedian of the year right there, you and the guy I replied to must've been through the same school.
hotrodny
I am just curious; are you familiar with the concept of humour?
SlightlyNormal
Yeah, are you familiar with concept of having some fucking standards?
hoistedbymyownpetard
I’m fucking your Mom , so probably not...
LarvaLamp
The groom obviously isn't.
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
i surely have fucking standards, but humour standards are different
SlightlyNormal
So that's a no then.
ondinea
She could be brilliant, she could be kind, she could be funny. Doesn't matter, she's still going to be judged for her looks
Zuegma197777
Yes.
sordatos
Is a picture, where any of those things cannot be seen.
PinkLlamaShark
You would never see this kind of comment if the roles would be reversed, funny how that is.
intolerabletolerance
Your right! Its almost like appearance is important when searching for a mate. Crazy old human race.
DaveElfstaine
Found the smart, kind, funny ugly person! ?
Nicodemusthefirst
Same if it was an old slightly ugly dude but yeah, judging people by their appearances isn't exactly great.
Cheetahwerewolf
This is the way
Denturedog
I don't fuck a personality
evilsnuggles
this is more about an age gap than looks, nobody bats an eye when young lady marries rich old guy...
cornedbeefeternal
Because we get it. He’s rich. Thats why they marry them.
nobodywhatsoever
And when men are closer to her age, more will see through the bullshit.
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
Oh right, let me just evaluate her personality and hobbies, and have a nice talk with this still image to find out more about her.
Krogher
It's almost like the only criteria of judgment we could have for A PICTURE is the appearance of it.
sadn00b
uh... i thought the image caption was angling towards - "dis guy goldigger"
ZT369
Yes, because this now plant of the ape, plus that how aids got start.
lemmonjello
oh no its retarded
ZT369
Yes you are, but it ok you still live a normal life
ASexualTyrannosaurus
This is the way.
Jesspress0
I mean. On an image sharing site? Absolutely!
BIDWK
I bet she give mad blow with them lips
MemeDissector
Go on then. You marry her.
frahnseeskoh
Top 2 comments so far apart in sentiment, and it shows what people are all about
genericuser666
It’s a transaction signed on by both parties.
Renza0
Thats kinda human nature, on some level we evaluate the attractiveness of everyone we see. doesnt mean its how we rate them as people.
anyoneiwanttobeornottobe
Does she really look like any of those things?. Darn I judged her for her looks.
Popspoppingit
Same thing for incredibly beautiful women. Men too for that matter. Different scale probably, but it is a thing for all extremes.
WhoCaresMan4realz
She released covid to trap him inside
StealthyRPG
millions of people to choose from, gotta decide somehow who we are going to spend time to get to know.
fritzwell
And she could be my grandpa if she had balls
Zerod
'snickers' looks like a monkey. but yeah sure, but just like with food, first you see it, then you smell it, then you taste it..aand if
Zerod
it looks real gross...... gonna take some serious convincing for me to take a bite
kheltan
Yeah Imgur is so mad about prejudice and then LOOK AT THE FUNNY UGLY LADY
mwbowen
Wow how noble of you to point that out.
Silverforte
People want to get on their pedestals when convenient.
SoVeryThirsty
Same goes for making fun of the president's physical appearance. But when he makes fun of someone's look the nerd rage begins
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Youre right, she could have bomb tits and a fat ass, but people are judging her for her face
Lionskull
guys, golddiggers are not gender specific. sugar parents come in daddys and mommas
GregWells8
Sugar parents... well done?
sordatos
Is something really odd about seeing that word
zeo868
Glucose guardian
cornedbeefeternal
Found the ugly person!
ChikkenandFrikken
Did you look in a mirror?
cornedbeefeternal
Sadly I’m pretty good looking. Shit personality though.
circlebreaker
As is tradition.
KHARLOLZ
Kinda reminds me of Wanderlei Silva.
seenweirdthings
Trustrup
In Canada and therefore the world.
squeedilyspooch
And now the man is falling in love with her after time spent in quarantine together, this certainly going against tradition.
FuckingTurtleBear
this is the way
DatUncle
It is known.
Ymgurian
It is known. *nods*
HowLuigifeels
It is known. *nods*
circlebreaker
It is known. *nods*
slinky104
Oh come on, she looks like a chimpanzee
Midgarmerc
Well yes. But hey... maybe shes funny
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Looking
irrevocably
I have dated many chimpanzees who treated me nice and made me laugh, and eventually thought they were cute. But mean guys end up looking ugl
slyvic
KrakedUp
International animal smuggler?
Thesomanyethcrazycatlady
QED
Nexus763
Lol, a lot of hypocrites answers over here. You only stated an observation.
slinky104
Haha it’s okay. It’s insensitive to make fun of people for things they can’t change about themselves. I, however, also think it can be funny
ThatRandomCanadian
I mean... Plastic surgery?
raggamuffin132
I'm sure you're a stunner.
CyberShardik
Stunning can go two ways. Stunningly beautiful or stunningly ugly.
raggamuffin132
Take your pick
slinky104
That’s surprisingly nice of you to say after I said something mean...
WastedSkater
raggamuffin132
No better way to lead than by example ?
Berlinbornandraised85
Ahaha... Downvoted your initial comment but this was smooth.
Cuckoldcameraman
Bet that pussy bomb though
RichysImgurName
secgoat
mymanmaverick
What pussy is worth getting lupus over?
mmartin762
Pretty sure that's how aids got invented
Shazzwazza
Chimp pussy!
Importaku
Chimpussy
GiantSizeManThing
CaptainThePirate
Jamie pull that shit up.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
grinner
hey, that's racist
DLK20
No
awkwardpuns
I take it he doesn’t like his new step dad.
thispleasesimhotep
Brutal. +1
JustStopTalking
PoopdidiScoop
Damn you, I didn't even see the comments and I thought of this. Well done.
HowlHatler
Last time someone made this joke there career was ended.
mcfowlpants
Perfect
Jellypeppers
ShitFornB
efemral
I upvoted this even though it means hell
mindolluin
omg you're perfect
Importaku
Fucking loooooool perfection.
floofnmeeps
Exactly this
Dipityseren
Imagine poor Melania with *that* heaving away at her. You're gonna marry for money, make sure you have good lawyers going in.
heyletsbefriends
Ffudmethen
EveryoneDiesAlone
decarnatedame
Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola!
MxMenagerie
CriticalCritic
Careful. That joke took down Rosanne.
Tinkrr
Came here to say just that. D:
escalinci
Well this lady ain't black so...
TheFenn
Alright, Joe Biden