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TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
#10 now she just has to wait 'til she's on her deathbed to tell her family she's gay, then it's a double pun!
JimothyDuncanHalpert
There’s a kid in my group right now that skipped a group project presentation to pitch his Instagram page on shark tank. So that’s cool.
GreatOdinsTaint
With the way MacGregor spends money, he should be worried. How many NFL players have wound up poor because they blew all their money?
AlexWright365
Me love you Laura!
TheLexoPlexx
That is an accurate cat tax. I love these cats.
Spreadhead9087
Why can't Ellen see john cena ?
EarthRickFromC137
John Cena‘s catch phrase is „you can’t see me“. Twas a joke
SKotani
#26 I gotta give props to the guy. I'm a female, can't stand long hair myself... donated my own hair twice. Once in 2012 and again in 2017.
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
they must have had a hair stylist there i cant imagine it looks that good after a drunk cut
SKotani
I prefer something more like a bob cut, or an A-line style cut, when it gets too long (reaching belt loops long) it's time to see a stylist.
rssplowman
#11
HaulinOats
Harold is creepy as shit
ceramicpear
Shookie
YiminRong
lâu ra → long out
InflatedEgos
SUPERB DANK/SCHWAG RATIO
KRider92
Coincidentally, my answer to #2 would be exactly the one displayed: „I‘m... I... Yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯“
wreynor1
The one with the bra. It's been so long since she's unhooked her own bra I think she's forgotten how. It's the back scratch after I'm sure.
DemoB0y
La Croix? Here, maybe this will explain. https://youtu.be/LB_YWGuYGn4
LikeLambandTunaFish
#5 hey lady you lay off Dr. Jones
dorenavant
#9: Conor McGregor may get sued to oblivion by the ones who weren't able to participate in UFC-223 because of his shenanigans last week.
MostlyHarmless613
Holy shit #26
MostlyHarmless613
Got pregnant just by watching that pic
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
[ ] Funny [x] Random [ ] Meme [x] Dump
SkyZippr
"moderate fuck distribution" would be the phrase that I'd like to remember.
Weblord
Yeah! but it's 3am and ... what phrase?
DangerousNoodle
So, what is Lau-ra with a Vietnamese accent?
EarthRickFromC137
Top lazy to look for the correct accents but „long-out“
unfortunateimplications
what is a 'lacroix'?
wellwhynot
Lightly flavored carbonated water.
WillAWillowEverWalllow
A retired porn star.
sundaymondayhippyday
AstronautChicken
On the flip side if you kick a guy's ass at Mario kart too many times he will call you such names. I was once threatened with a twat kick.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
To be fair, I've told a guy I wanted to pick him in the dick after 1too many goals in rocket league
AstronautChicken
I'm a really quiet video game player. I think it infuriates them even more when you DON'T shit talk and kick their ass.
AstronautChicken
Except my one friend who was the same so it backfired on me. I have threatened to smother her in her sleep on more than one ocassion.
wantfastcars
Is it really a multiplayer Nintendo game if you are not shouting heinous profanities at your closest friends?
ScubaSteve6933
There’s no need for such vulgar language on here. If you must, please use the politically correct term, Cunt Punt.
AliBarber
This is a fucking game changer. Except I use Bluetooth headphones so..
MaximillionGledhill
#26 he is sexy AF either way, & kinda sexier after he cut his hair because he is helping out someone in need. I would get on my knees 4 him
SomeCrazyNerd
I think he looks better with that haircut anyway.
MiasmaCorrigan
#10 her whole life is a dad joke, I love it.
StalkerSan
Imagine if she found out at 40 that she likes girls, too.
MyOcs3rdContent
SomeWateryTartThrewASwordAtMe
He's gonna need that money for when he gets sued by the guys he injured who then couldn't fight
MrNigma35
Right everybody would make less money also Floyd Mayweather beats his ladies and gets to fight.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
that just shows floyd's commitment to the craft. practicing his sport outside of the gym like that.
The5SecondFuse
No such thing as bad publicity in that game.
Feanor94
#10 well i found out thanks to imgur that I am named after a BackstreetBoy when I asked to my mom my aunt told her I knew this day will come
MissLadyPants
Nick? Bryan?
Feanor94
My Brother´s name is Kevin, mine is Bryan, i read a comment with the BBs names and strike me odd that both of our names where there, so i
Feanor94
asked her, she froze and my aunt laugh and said "I told you he will figure it out"
MissLadyPants
Lol. Well there's worse names. I got named after a girl in the doctor's office 2weeks after I was born.
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
Andalite
ILoveTomHiddleston
Also cause sleeping alone is horrible.
AliBarber
Oh shit. I'm attractive?! Nah she's just one of my best friends and a Lesbian, never mind
casbott
So everyone who tells me she's needy and unstable is wrong, I'm just hot?. Good to know
MissLadyPants
Love isn't about being attractive. he could be talking about his mom, sister, child.
MissLadyPants
#26 dude got like 85x hotter. It takes a special man to pull off long hair.
nowtherearetwo
Yes!!
TheMaestroYohan
perrenekton
And here I thought it was in the dump because it was a fail and he was better with long hairs..
FatherElongatedAppendages
He went from dude working @ Chipotle who dreams of starting a band with his friends to Chris Evans after a Marvel movie.
ward5x5
It's all about the volume on top, he didn't have any before.
givemeyourdickpics
This! Jason fishguy has styled hair with volume. Not greasy, flat, stringy "just came from a show" hair
psychotopiax
he does look better but the second hair do screams fuck boi
PassTheGiggles
Dude went from member of a garage band to Billy Russo before he got face fucked by a mirror
Akreyeiu
Idk, I think he looks more like the annoying upstairs neighbor douche canoe with short hair...
JCunninghamPA
I'm a dude, and I don't even feel gay agreeing with this statement
InsertLennyFace
Neither do I
TypicalGayMan
I do.
spiffylookingnerfherder
Well that's ok too!
Slammillionaire
Typical
Diplocrap
Started to downvote, saw the username. +1
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
SBSP129
IvnWng
Well, that’s just not fair.
moonshadowkati
MissLadyPants
Oh my
ceramicpear
TriggersTriggerMe
Blanche is me forever.
CassiusPolybius
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to cut it off - pulling it off is hella painful.
MissLadyPants
That's why he's special
LivingDecomposition
Thanks for makin' me feel special
Aaand
He didn’t pull it off, he got it cut off
MyFavouriteHoodie
scottjaeger
did you ever know that you're my Heee-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
mrmessma
That was a good one! You should feel good.
Slammillionaire
Zing!
jackocatt
*heavy breathing*
Hersenbaard
Oh boy, I sure hope i'm special. Wait...
Heroasteral
As a straight man I have to respectfully disagree (full disclosure* I have very long hair myself)
ThatLizardThatRunsOnTwoFeet
I have a special girl that can pull mine off.
GadenKerensky
I wanna see that full username. Cows are the silent jury in the trial of what?
ChewyChewbacca88
Mankind. I looked him up.
pgdave
"Cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind" https://twitter.com/facesovpain
morphire
Can't be convicted by a trial of my peers if I eat them all
StrayItalianGreyhound
Honestly, I almost always prefer long haired guys to short haired. But then again I’m kind of a weirdo, so what do I know?
DogNostrilSpecialist
Me too, but I do agree this particular guy looks better with short hair. Got surprised at myself for thinking that.
snarkybat
We can be weirdos together then. I like long haired guys too.
Heroasteral
*cough cough* hi there
corbinviper
Recently got out of Military- growing out my hair now. Nice to know some people won’t hate it considering everyone is telling me not to!
StrayItalianGreyhound
Do iit, it’ll be great!
Slimebunny
Me too! Having a rough time on Bumble only swiping right on the 5% of guys with long hair
lurkinmygurkin
Hair grows, try picturing them with long hair and then deciding if they’re worth the match
370zJustin
This makes me feel better as a long haired guy
StrayItalianGreyhound
I’ve been trying for years to convince my partner to grow his out with no luck - you rock your glorious manes, friends!
Aegisfate115
It’s hard for some people. I’m just lazy lol
StrayItalianGreyhound
Absolutely fair, and I’m not in the relationship for the hair anyways.
Aegisfate115
Saaaame
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Yes hello I am a guy with long hair. Appreciate me.
StrayItalianGreyhound
I appreciate you!
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Oh thank you. I couldn't have done it without you.