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Santa Clause is coming!
Dec 20, 2016 12:11 AM
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SurfThread
It's funny cause it's true!
danesaurus
*Claus
RatherRagged
As a Brit... "you rebel scum"
LEJ316
War Criminal TBH.
mattjuvia13
SoylentD
And most of them didn't know how to swim. That's how much they wanted to kill you.
JoeT85
Maybe then, but not really since the pussification and implementation of safe spaces... as Vet, I don't think we've got those guts anymore.
Tranchec
And we'll dump your goddamn tea behind us while we're at it
keikomoondragon
He's making a list and checking it twice...
Kadvarn
waitwhatnow
Just like the Mexicans.
tirogrande
And rob the bodies too, right on! And so damn what ???
Ironynotwrinkly
ALankyDean
USA! USA! USA!
PuTN
LOL, if river was frozen, how did they managed to cross it on this pontoon?
FrozenRhinoSperm
LemonyVengeance
*claus. Not Clause.
TwerkItRealGood
Absolutely lost it double checking the title, +1 for you
BlazingKeyboard
PhotoBear
No one to fight, fuck it two teams - the civil war probably.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
I've been laughed mg a little to uncontrollably at this
wildcatfan4life
We just did it to let other countries know how good we are.
Belzedar
Santa Claus* otherwise you'll end up like Tim Allen
houston33
jaja11250417
RobotJock
"Washington, Washington, 6-foot-20, fuckin’ killing for fun"
djcobol
Spread, spread, Delaware.
Krayhayft
We did it before and we will go it again!
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
I learned last Sunday, thanks to Bill O'Reilly, that crossing the Delaware wasn't even the hard part! The 10 mile march afterwards (1/2)
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
killed two soldiers before finally making it to Trenton! (2/2)
ChronologicalMyopia
Quite a few times, it's practically a habit at this point.
Nimin
A Christmas tradition is a Christmas tradition.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Wait when?
NeoAnonymous
I live where it happened, there's reenactments every Christmas
pandro
do they re-enact the soldiers freezing and starving at Valley Forge? not as fun. :-( Parents dragged me to the memorial as a kid. I cried.
Omnicom
Quick fact The march across the belts 1658 Sweden decided to march across the frozen 13km great belt from langeland to lolland.
friendlymemes
Crossing frozen rivers isn't much more impressive than crossing land btw
Omnicom
its not a river its a sea :)
NoelBehan53
Well go do it again and try and sort out all the shit you've caused by trying to pull the rest of the 3 rd world into the 21 Century .
RAGESTARVED
No, no, no. We've never tried to pull anyone into the 21st century. That one's for us. We want them all firmly in the 20th.
shmoopy220
Silent night. Holy night. Allll is calm. All is... *CRASH* FUCK YOU HESSIANS! FREEDOM IS HERE!
polopoolboy
What happened to the Hessians, anyway? You never see them around. -Dave Barry
HessianGhost
TuggSpeedmann
"Heilige Scheiße! heilige Scheiße! heilige Scheiße!"
AggressiveEncouragement
We don't speak terrorist!
CantonahM8
Pretty sure you were the terrorists in this situation
Mitheledh
We we're freedom fighters, because we won.
BigFanCumberBitch
he who wins the battle tells the tale, or something like that, I'm drunk. lay off
Mitheledh
We don't speak mercenary! They were mercenaries, not terrorists.
SchmittyJagermenjensen
We're Americans, do you really think we care? /sarcasm
Mitheledh
Sure we care. If they had been terrorists we would have also subjected them to waterboarding.
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
Like anyone gave a shit about Christmas during wartime
fluffywarthog
Actually, the Hessians they attacked celebrated Christmas as a major holiday, while most Anglican and Presbyterian Americans didn't.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
If you never learn a single thing more about the revolutionary war, know this:The brits hated that we didnt follow normal war understandings
madetheaccountjustforyou
We were the savages of North America. :P
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
Thats why we won :)
doombuddy
The Chinese did it first. Unorthodox warfare.
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
Literally a chapter in Sun Zi's art of war is about surprise attacks and how to initiate a fight
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce
Fuzzynubz
I was gonna say it but you beat me to it
WhydidTip
But this wikipedia article has nothing to do with america
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
True, but the original comment said anyone, not just the US.
WhydidTip
Ahhh