I just wanted to be fit...

Nov 23, 2016 4:13 AM

It was a beaufitul day in southern california so I thought a light job should be in order since the college bod has been sneaking up on me. I had felt fine all day and successfully jogged to the nearby beach with no issue. On my way back I had felt fine and had no issues, then it came. I felt a small bit of gas so I thought no biggie Ill just give it some help out, but I had miscalculated. A shart met me instead of the expected fart, and I sank into panic. My cheeks were sliding every step and I was now sprinting home like a cowboy. It wasnt for another 15 min of running that I finally got home and cleaned up, now clean of fecal matter but dirty with shame. This was the first time I, a 20 year old man, shat his pants since diaper days. I hope imgur finds humor in my defeat.

Never trust a fart!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never happened to me, but it happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You took a calculated risk, but man are you bad at math

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

died at shart. I've never heard that before.

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Sorry but

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half way through?!?! That would have been the end of most people's jog. You are a real trooper!

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My wife made the mistake of grocery shopping with a bout of the 'rhea. She had to abandon the cart leaving a trail of shit out the store.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard, it's cold as balls in SF! Although, sorry you endured a shart, man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Healthy living is just the slowest possible way to die.

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Running is nature's laxative.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened to me on a run once or twice

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Many a brave runners have gambled on a fart and lost..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never trust a fart

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You're 20. It won't be the last.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah. Runners shits. Happens to the best of us. But not me because I'm far from the best.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Never trust a far after mile 3

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Never trust it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NEVER. TRUST. A. FART.

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It happened to me once while I was working. I had to ask my boss to let me call my dad to bring me new pants and underwear. I was 18...

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As a freshman in high-school I was in ROTC and we had a competition I was doing sit-ups and I happened to been having some problems with (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My stomach but I was always near a bathroom and not busy but this time I was in the middle of a sit-up competition with my C.O. holding (2)

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My legs and I gave out 2 terrible farts while doing sit-up's. Safe to say she wanted nothing to do with me afterwards. Also a girl did (3)

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365+ sit-ups, the Army veteran counting gave up. She wasn't this ultra fit girl either, she was average and was aiming for 90 sit-ups

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Welcome to the club

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like my grand papi always said "never trust a fart"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

papabless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This site gives me unreasonable expectations of how often sharts happen. They're like the quicksand of imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's happened to us all and it'll probably happen again. Except me. I'm a robot and my furnace destroys everything I eat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The jostling from running can do that. It's a thing. http://running.competitor.com/2014/03/training/why-do-i-have-to-poop-when-i-run_70934

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Never sharted in my life. Sounds awful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A light JOB for the college bod.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit happens

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Yes. Yes it does. Username relevant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some-times

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Dammit u beat me to it

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@erinfromtheoffice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you said wanted to be mentioned

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just replying to this comment because your bio says you like it. So..yea

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I do indeed.

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Well shit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If age has taught me anything it's to never help a fart, EVER! (unless you're on the toilet).

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Or only help by opening, but without pushing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*never trust a fart

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

An addage I live by, just yesterday I had a suspicious fart so I went to the toilet turns out I had the squirts

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I think I am reaching the age where all farts are extremely untrustworthy

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