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madmaurice
Maybe #1 should've used scissors to check first...
DefinitelyNotARobot
#10 "via Blackberry"
Riceroni
damn windows XP the holy grail!!!
ThrashPanda1
I am so making a PBJ 2.0
AlwaysLyingForFakeInternetPoints
does it float or sink. I am confused.
adddaaaammmmm
This should be a cringe dump honestly
ihans
There is if you know how to spell it right FUCK NUT.. LOL
SlightlyFig
FaceExpressionsONLY
My dick totally floats?
davepermen
Mine just chills. Gravity? Whooo cares.
BrianTheImpaler
Ok, I thought I was weird because mine floats.
nlmaya
"Canada That Totally Is A Planet Shut The Fuck Up" earned my upvote!
DarthGibbon
My dangly bits definitely float in the bath.
xrayallday
600 bottles at 6 cents each is $36 not $34
shader8
It says *almost* six cents. So slightly less.
zerofox289
Mufasa's death will forever be too soon
boobcat
Grass does scream! the smell of cut grass is a chemical released to warn that the grass has been attacked.
WinnerWinnerChickenD
Is this 2014?
cfcannon
The solar system of Canada got you my upvote
DizasterMaster
Theres also another bit with the milkey eh :D
dieselpunk
I lost it at "Warm Canada".
z3lfmoord
Dammit now I'm installing windows XP for the nostalgia.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
That elf on the shelf was the talk of the town last year on the radio here in Boston. Super weird
AndreKroon
Felt like the longest dump ever, but it was worth it. Btw, anyone else feel like the frontpage just got way better as we got into 2017?
Bearcla3
Gotta try that PBJ 2.0
stormtroopergotmyback
Let me know how it goes
ArtOfKarolMichalec
"English is a difficult language" said everyone who can speak english only. "English is easy" said everyone else.
kudichan
English is hard for native speakers to get right because we refuse to be corrected and therefore never learn.
Pha1lor
As a german i totally agree.
kudichan
English is hard for native speakers to get right because we refuse to be corrected and therefore never learn.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
How can a language be hard for a native speaker? U mean it's grammar etc ?
Xenarion
Francophone here. English is relatively easy. It's just a matter of being willing to make a little effort, which many people aren't.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Polish here: English is like lego, you stick words together with no conjugation whatsoever. Words are short, idioms are supershort. Simple
nhoolzaes
Fuck it man I'm in tears. All of my upvotes
tarataqa
South Canada is best Canada.
GrundleFondler
But honestly- what does 7/8c mean exactly? 7 to 8pm or what?
BartlebyTheScrivener
It's usually 8/7c. Central time Zone is an hour behind eastern. Cable TV breeches timezones and gives me ads for out of state.
GrundleFondler
So 8pm eastern/7pm central time zone? I live in Germany, so I never thought about living in a country with several time zones...
BartlebyTheScrivener
Yep! The US has Eastern, Central, Mountain, and Pacific, from east (New York) to west (Hollywood).
GrundleFondler
probably pretty confusing-I sometimes forget how big the US is...
BartlebyTheScrivener
It can be. I know some people work in one timezone and live in another!
Sinna45
...but it does float
Durtschi
No. It's slightly denser than water.
Catcomet
so wait, all men have a flotation device at all times?
Sinus23
Yeah I was in the tub about an hour ago and yes it floats.
MintyHippo6889
They all float down here!!
RandomAntonio
I always have fun pushing my balls to the bottom when they come to surface
Sinna45
ultravioletultraviolence
i saw the post and immediately took a bath to confirm, for science: a penis floats flat and erect. It is also fun to play with.
Kalid19
If your penis is flat, you may want to consult a doctor.
DoctorJungyBrongen
Am doctor. Dinguses flatten themselves when they feel threatened.
fond42518
You "may"?
Aziraphale1
Thank God. I came here to check the comments to make sure I didn't have some rare floating penis disease
Genbuthesaint
I'm sorry you have......Penifloatitus. You have two days to live.
Iamonlyhereforcatpictures
If yours doesnt or you cant even see it it might just be micropenis
SirenWolf246
Flaccid; yes, they float. Hard; no clue. Wasn't paying attention when I could have checked ;)
Catcomet
so all the men that have ever drowned were erect?
illogicalphallusies
While hard they still float, they just dont move very much due to the rigidity. But if you measuree the gap between dick and stomach while 1
illogicalphallusies
2 laying on the ground, then got in the water, you would notice it would slightly increase. So it WOULD float if not attached to your body
TheGhastHunter
your username is *almost* relevant.
slagath0r
Thank you
jockeyawesomekid
That awkward moment when you try to save a single picture...
MysteryX95
Try holding on the picture and open in new tab. Then save it from there.
shader8
I can send you all the pics you want individually if you want. I can send pictures through message, right?
jockeyawesomekid
Nah it's fine man just something I noticed. Still a quality dump
shader8
Thanks!
GadenKerensky
#1 That's XP mate, don't knock it. It's like the Hilux of Operating Systems.
clchojnacki
What year is it? *Insert Robin Williams Jumanji character*
Richarmeleon
7 is the best so far. 8/10 may have more features but a real step backward in style. XP was ok I guess.
Xenarion
XP was best of its time. 7 is best of all so far.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Windows 2000 all day
Denvercoder09
Psh ME is my jam.
GadenKerensky
XP was just reliable. It did what you needed it to do.
Richarmeleon
It wasn't as secure. As much as people bitch about UAC, it's a good idea.
GadenKerensky
UAC?
Richarmeleon
User Access Control. The admin prompt on Vista and newer. It's the Windows version of Linux's su/sudo.
KrondorMocker
#1 ... actually it's 2017
maybethesplitterguy
It's 2018, what do you mean?
OtterAvalanche
Also, that fresh cut grass smell is actually a defense mechanism. That smell is their massacre screams.
Josepalin
I dont know when are you from but today its 1/2/14
ColtTheKid
Ohhh you have a treat waiting for you in 2016.
Josepalin
What is it, traveler of the future. I Suppose its the time machine, right? RIGHT?
ColtTheKid
Don't be silly; the time machine didn't come out until 2027.
Josepalin
How could I know, traveler of the (further) future? At least it wont smthg silly like Donald Trump winning the 2016 elections...
shader8
I think that tumblr user might be doctor who.
KrondorMocker
i severely hate 3 of those words you just used!
ATalkingMushroom
"i think that"
tarataqa
doctor who?
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I am relevant.
shader8
No you aren't.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I think you misunderstand my name. Wholigan is a term for a Doctor Who fan, and Gallifrey is the Doctor's home world in the show.
shader8
I understand entirely