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Aww yiss!
Rhino scratches
Aug 14, 2017 12:57 AM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Rhino scratches
TheyCallMeAsshole
OnePunchGonz
That's a funny looking dog
AdongWrecker
This is too horny for my taste
BeTheHammer
Found their sleep button
FreeShavocadoo
That may be cute but those savage beast have killed so many... why would you let a port rhino near one?
CotterPyke
These are white rhino, they are as docile as a cow. The black rhino is the one with the tude
NorthernViking
fearless pothead
iAmActuallyaDog
The touch of death
Logan9Fingers
Crazy white people
ImGooder
This chick just tickled a fucking rhino to death. That's metal as fuck.
BanThisIfYouDare
RHINOS ARE GOOD BOYS BRENT
turdfurgusson88
Which one is Jim Carrey in?
tls72
Maybe the rhino rolled over because he's horny
rodrigosanchez
that's the fireman of the jungle.
notmydept
That's my dog.
hotlanta
I feel like I was really misled as a kid about hippos and rhinos, and which one was the nice one.
Shimitwithbologna
Rhiyes
imadethisjusttomakeyoulookstupid
the internetz has taught me that its dangerous the be that close to a rhino's anus
IOnlyDrinkTheFinestBreastmilks
Not that I have the finest understanding of the subjects but chemistry and physics are totally fun.
servingmytimeinusersub
Something something... Horny.
Me56
Its all fun in games till you get a horn up your ass
marcosis9000
I wanna pet one now!!!
exe122
SchoolOfHardKnockers
Kinda hot in these rhinos
VirtualChessLessons
IndubitablyGullible
I thought i was going to see a rhino show there for a min, then it layed down lol
Biktop
Are you stupid? Someone was just killed by a rhino
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
Oh boy I hope you never hear the car crash statistics
Phischstaebchen
Gotta make sure it doesn't want to cuddle up
NR97420
Rhinos and hippos are basically the opposite of what we were taught as children in America.
blacksplat75
So the aren't pachyderm?
TylerTheAnarchist
What was I taught in in school?
DemonsPain88
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell..?
TylerTheAnarchist
oh shit I forgot to put that one in my notes on life.
MrPeebles
But nah, hippos most definitely nah, they will kill you in horrible ways.
dietderpsy
I dunno I played a lot of Hungry Hungry Hippos when I was young.
ComehereAreyouticklish
I'm pretty sure those things can fucking kill you
ForTheRepublic212th
Will*
kofjfsfsf
So can a sock.
Rivalyn
Honestly, so could a suitably aggressive house cat, so that's not exactly a high bar.
IMightBeStupid
So can cars but people literally climb INSIDE of them.
ImGooder
I think she might have killed it...
ElbowdeepinElmo
A pencil can fucking kill you.
troubledanthropomorphichorse
There is a maximum hamster off screen to keep everyone relaxed.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Like even on accident, yeah.
L0stellaVortimer
In that order.
ChronologicalMyopia
They're adolescents, and pretty obviously used to her, or people in general. Doesn't make it safe, but they're pretty damn relaxed!
ActualCannibalShia
Just about anything can kill you. A dog, water, coworkers, me...
LeumisRichardson
Without even meaning to...
dodrian
Rhinos aren't normally aggressive but can be dangerous from being so blind. Source- I'm a random guy on the internet, don't you trust me?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Oh, they're definitely aggressive
ProktorTrosman7
*White rhinos aren't normally aggressive. However, the black rhino is a straight up asshole. Source- African.
allthenamesaregone
Hippos are more dangerous, but yes.
NerdN1
"Hippos are more dangerous" is pretty much a given for anything that isn't military hardware.
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
Lol'd +1
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
I love how random people on the internet who don't do anything exciting always feel the need to tell the people actually doing exciting 1/2
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
Things what they're doing wrong. 2/2
daeda99
Nice username.
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
GRATIA