Perfect Burger!

Dec 7, 2025 12:36 AM

I've recently discovered the difference between cooked onions and carmelized onions - those are cooked. The difference in taste is astounding and I'll never just cook/brown onions again! Just had fajitas with them tonight and they were amazing!

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cook the bacon and throw away the f*cking egg (IMHO)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So many things wrong with that.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who puts the pickles in the middle of the burger?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ewww, plastic cheese. Gross.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only downside is the fluorescent yellow cheese, but I guess if that's what you're used to.....

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That facemask is pointless when worn like that.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Maybe he's a drooler

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost perfect, they didn't need the pickles.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I love pickles, but I prefer a spear on the side over slices on the burger.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Saw the state of the flat top and thought, "Korean?". Saw hangul in the video and though, "Yeah, Korean." They do amazing things with food & you can tell they respect their equipment and customers by how tidy they keep everything.

Happy cake day, OP.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That does look pretty awesome

4 months ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 4

Indeed.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes indeed. Only constructive criticism is bacon should have gone down first.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And slice it in half, don’t fold; I imagine biting into that, accidentally tearing the whole strip outta the thing and all the toppings flying with it.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Keep that "cheese" away!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, how bout you pull that mask up over your nose and I’ll wait for the next one.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't press the patty. Other than that, yes.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Looks good, except skip the pickle & cheese, add more bacon.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Yeah, but you can order the burger that way.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I live on an island with no restaurants. This makes me sad/hungry.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard it's nice to live on an island with no large cities

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, raw bacon and a single slice of American cheese food product. No way to top that.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

This does not belong on r/stupidfood.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's no such thing as a perfect burger. This is a good example, that burger is far from perfect according to my preferences, but a lot of people would probably love it. For me, I'd cook the bacon more, caramelize the onions, omit the fried egg entirely, use sharp cheddar and gorgonzola instead of that radioactive-looking probably bland yellow shit, add tomato slices, then a dash of garlic aïoli and horseradish mustard to finish it off.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had one like that except add a slice of pineapple and beet! So yum

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Controversial opinion here but ... the TRUE genuine Aussie hamburger MUST have,
Lightly toasted buns (not just warmed bread) with sesame seeds on top optional.
Buns must be buttered.
Fresh beef patty, pressed but not crushed
Cooked onions
Barbecue sauce on top bun.
Tomato
Lettuce
Beetroot !! (NOT a fckn extra ffs!)
Bacon (crispy), cheese, egg, pineapple etc etc are extra options of choice, not custom.
So this was not as bad as some I've had but still not right.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are days i would kill for a flat top grill... but then i remind myself that i am not this guy

4 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

My house used to have a regular gas grill built into a brick enclosure in the back yard. Had a natural gas stub, so no tanks. I swapped it out for a flat-top (like a Blackstone, but off-brand, because I needed the grease trap in front) and I love it. I use charcoal for smoking or BBQ stuff, but the flat top is HUGE for fajitas, burgers, all the things we'd want. And it was cheap, too.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a flat top accessory in my house that goes on the stove and it’s amazing. I just swap out 2 burners for a big cast iron slab

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*weeps in electric stovetop*

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...but you could be. If you had that flap top grill you've always wanted.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My local Wegmans sells sliced American cheese at their deli and it's so easy to just peel off a slice to use that I get irrationally mad at individually packaged sliced cheese when I see it. It's so damn wasteful.

Sorry, this is only tangentially related to the video.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those onions are not done enough

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

Of the onions, egg, and bacon, the onions are the only thing that look like they're properly cooked for my taste.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Screw that. I want that bacon stat

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Id rather not have a paper thin patty myself

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

There are 2 preferences. Thicker patties for the meaty flavor or thin, crispy for the crispy flavor. They are both good. I prefert the crispy but double.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Smh, another perfectly good burger ruined by an egg

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

Yeah, the egg looks overcooked.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The only problem with the egg is that he flipped it.
Gimme a good runny sunny-up any day

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eggs are great on burgers, they're great on pizza too btw!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

People complain about pineapple on pizza when this travesty is happening, sheesh

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like that it is in a size a normal human jaw can actually eat.

4 months ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 2

I’ll take 2!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY. if i want a bigger burger, i'll get... TWO burgers.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you saying we shouldn't stack a burger two story's high and called it craft?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wdym, "human jaw"? Not very inclusive of you.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You said jaw and I recalled this thing. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate a burger that's got a good add of onions, bacon and cheese but there's a limit to what's appropriate. This burger is on the top limit but I'd much it down to the last crumbs.

4 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Yeah, this is a little more than I'd make for myself, but still very good. My rule for making burgers is about a 1/4 lb patty, one slice of cheese, one or two of the regular toppings (tomato, onion, lettuce, pickles), at most one of the special toppings (bacon, egg, avocado, etc), and one condiment. After that, it starts turning into slop.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like a good pizza - 3 toppings is peak. Enough to have contrast in flavors and not get muddled or lost.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Onions and bacon are undercooked. Egg is overcooked. Nice idea, poor execution.

4 months ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 26

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You are allowed to have your own opinion.
Onions and bacon look perfect to me. Egg is overcooked but im sure it all still tastes amazing.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

I would also say that the egg if done right should provide all the sauce that is needed

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yup

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Along with too much gherkin for my taste.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pickles, the crime against taste buds.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agree about the egg and bacon, but I prefer raw onion instead of grilled and it should also have a thin slice of tomato.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Depends on the tomato.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Juicy red vine ripened. Not the rock hard yellow/green tasteless ones most grocery stores seem to carry now. I get mine from a produce store that buys directly from area farms.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

onion and bacon are fine. the real issue is the patty getting unevenly flattened

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This isn't American style bacon. It's more common for bacon in other countries to be a bit more like cooked ham. The onions are not meant to be caramelized.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

and fake plastic cheese

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer some brown on my eggs, no runny crap. Makes a mess when it on a burger.
I also dotn like onions on a breakfast burger, thats just weird. Bacon is 100% undercooked.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

In South America, this is called a lomito with bacon and pickles. They are delicious. The meat there tastes a lot different than in the US and the egg n burger tastes a lot better together. In the US if you make it with bison, it tastes better.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Breakfast burger...?

Is this something im too European to understand...? Do you have it with a side of Gun and a thermos of oil-based coffee?

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What he said. What in the actual… I’m far too European fir that..

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

generally, burgers dont have stuff like egg, bacon and hasbrowns/potatoes on them directly. When they do, they are considered a breakfast burger. Though they are not generally eaten at breakfast time.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I...literally make them only this way because eating a simple cheese/meat burger feels empty. Huh, the things you learn i guess.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck that. I like my bacon cooked thanks.

4 months ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 78

Pass on all the sauces, too. Or maybe like 1/3 of what was used. I don't want my burger to piss condiments every time I pick it up.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

alright, i'll throw it into the boiling pot of water

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And real cheese!

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You're not a fan of "Generic Yellow Squares"?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also prefer more than one strip, no one folded over like that.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

One strip is fine if its a nice thicc boi like this one, but I would prefer it cut in half and laid parallel. I also think the egg is over cooked.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a burger is the only time an egg should be clocked well. I don't want yolk dripping out my burger

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*cooked...damn it phone

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's funny cause the only time I want a runny egg is when I put it in a burger and let it coat everything.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eben liking it cooked it was on there too long. Bet it smells of sulfur.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Undercooked bacon, individual wrapped slice of cheese, patty looked frozen, bun looks like grocery store quality. I could cosplay at this guy.

4 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 35

Yes to all of the above but I’d still eat it.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It’s a food truck. Not a sit in restaurant.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This sounds like an insult to people who buy $25 burgers, and like heaven to the real motherfuckers

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If I could high five a comment, it'd be this one.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mind explaining the like heave to MF part?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They described the perfect ingredients for a cookout burger

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they sell American Cheese not individually-wrapped? I've only ever seen it in the packs of like fifteen or so slices.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely yes. Pretty much gotta go to a restaurant depot store to find it tho, otherwise settle for Kraft.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They also sell solid blocks some places.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the individual wraps are called singles. I've accidentally purchased them unwrapped before and man did that suck. Might as well just buy the block and cut off a slice.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Velveeta.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do, Kraft is not even allowed to call their shit cheese. Package says cheese product, it wont exist in slices if it wasnt prepackaged. It will be one semi melted ball of preservatives

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

People have different opinions about how they like their bacon on a burger, but I don't think anyone wants a nuked egg like that.

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 14

It all looks great to me

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Exactly, needs the runny yoke

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% the runny yolk is the whole point. If I want the yolk cooked through, I'll just make a hard-boiled egg.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And even for an over hard egg that one isn't a good example.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they swapped the egg for a bright red slice of tomato, I'd strongly consider calling this a perfect burger...

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yesss nothing beats that. I live in Philly, so I can get the really fresh New Jersey tomatoes at farmer's markets in August and September and it's heaven.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents plant a tomato garden every summer... I can still remember the sadness creeping in as I finished the last of the harvest this year...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And my beef unpressed

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 14

It was pressed early though to make the cooking consistent, unlike fucking smash burgers that push out all the taste.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

A smash burger is pressed while the fat is still solid, so nothing is wasted. If someone is smashing it after the fat renders, they're doing it wrong.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*waves cloth napkin while unbuckling pants* Waiter! Waiter! I'd like my beef pressed now please!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my cheese cheese. What is that, a fuckin Kraft single?

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

My thoughts, too. All that work for what looks like a genuinely good burger and you slap a plastic, vaguely cheese-like piece of plastic on it.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Unpopular opinion, while that peocessed cheese is unmitigatedly shite, it works on a burger. Still, i only do burgers every six months or so, the rest of the time cheese is proper stuff.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well some of us like it raw.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 17

Lol apparently not

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I guess so, the one time I make an obvious sex joke and no one laughs.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That was cooked, what you want is burned to crisp.

4 months ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 40

Yes, please!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was heated, and unevenly singed. It was not cooked.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

in my personal opinion, bacon on a burger or sandwich is the one time you want it really crispy. Bacon with a bit of chew is great normally, but if it's part of something else you're biting through, it's more enjoyable if it easily breaks.

4 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 5

That and when you accidentally pull out the entire step of bacon, leaving the rest of the burger bacon less

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rendered is the way to go

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Crunchy bacon is terrible

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 17

I like melt in your mouth bacon.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like chewy bacon. I like crunchy bacon. I like smokey bacon, sweet bacon, spicy bacon, and Kevin Bacon. I like bacon.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Preach

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand the difference between cooked crispy and burnt.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There is a huge difference between bacon cooked crispy and has a crusty salted flavor which is great in a burger and with eggs vs ash that is crumbling and burnt in your mouth

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me the "steak is either rare or ruined" discourse has reached bacon.

4 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Americans have a warped sense of how cooked bacon should be because of all the trichinosis issues they have. Cooked bacon isn't safe for them, they have to ruin it

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 22

Trichinosis is considered eliminated in American pork supply. Posing no risk anymore. Think it's been about 20 years now.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

America's taste in the "right way" to cook bacon was set in stone, and is now considered the 'norm' there, a lot more than 20 years ago.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or. OOOORRRRRRR... I happen to just like my bacon cooked crispy.

Have you considered that possibility?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, coz the bacon you ate growing up was overcooked to crispy as the default option, because it had to be cooked that way. I never ate crispy bacon until i went to the US, because nobody else cooks it that way as the default option

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Do you think I'm incapable of determining how I like my food? Well, in that case, I'm about to get dinner. What should I have?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0