ShurimanTurtle
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Go Masturbate, you can do it.
Oct 31, 2016 11:09 PM
ShurimanTurtle
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Go Masturbate, you can do it.
Sockmonkey81
Need a duck for scale
samchastings
http://imgur.com/0XGo8KM old news! i give you Swanana Bangs posted 4 years ago
CaptainBumOut
AFLAC!
Nographer
I don't believe in banana duck, sorry.
ILiekTurdles
You just got me a TCOB post. God bless you.
mentalcaries
okayyeahigetit
Just did and it was mind blowing. You're welcome.
RedExclamation
Now cut that out!
RickSanchezfromdimensionJ57Zeta8
But my forearms... Their a already so cramped...
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
k
PerroMalcriado
the beak even looks like a dog 10/10
shimmernshine
bananaduck... doo doooo doo doo doo... banana duck... doo doo-doo doooo... bananaduck... doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doot...
JackMolotov
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ShurimanTurtle
Oh shit, I didn't see it then lol.
dragoonthevoter
I won't fail you, avian of potassium.
TimmyDans
DucK
StinkyBear007
Upvoting because the duck gave me the encouragement I needed to go masturbate.
fatfury
Good for you dude. Keep on keepin on.
huggingtonbear
I think your rabbit has autism.
cryborg
No. Are you my mom?
lapproveofthis
I approve of this.
SassyClitorous
How much will it save my on car insurance ?
IWasTakingAShitWhenICreatedThisAccount
Done...and...done
GreenEggsAndSam92
Well now I need a duck banana for scale
PistonATF
Would you mind giving me a hand?
BorkD
Don't believe OP, that's not a banana duck, that's a duck banana! source: me
IAlwaysPraiseTheSun
this a repost from /r/me_irl?
ShurimanTurtle
:)
VictorGonzalves
If you masturbate too much, or start masturbating at an early age, or masturbate incorrectly(with too much force) your penis will shrink.
VictorGonzalves
It can also break if too much pressure is applied to it.