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Nocran

Sorry I do not do one night stands.

9 years ago |

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jnoloj

I bet she's wearing boots and I bet they're made for walking...

9 years ago |

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BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow

"But it ain't too damn beaucoup!" OP, probably

9 years ago |

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HOOMANGUY

There are 2 kinds of whores: one have Tuberculosis, the others are officers by the vietcong. So make sure only to fuck those that cough.

9 years ago |

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TBarracuda33

Repost but I always upvote Asians so +1.

9 years ago |

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finnishviking

Dont worry im very fast

9 years ago |

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screemedtheStableBoy

Prease?

9 years ago |

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AgamemnonsMemes

Its okay i don't last that long anyway

9 years ago |

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TT8MM

What's new...

9 years ago |

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ChefLes

Thats better, now i wont downvote :P

9 years ago |

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SluttyMcslut

Ok.

8 years ago |

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Thisguy8999

.

6 years ago |

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BlendeLabor

WELCOME

9 years ago |

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aeouk

I wouldn't need long

9 years ago |

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mrm345

Love ain't gots nufin to do wid it

9 years ago |

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EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard

?noredirect

9 years ago |

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PluckedDuck

I will not giv you fy dollah.

9 years ago |

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Kromerag

v

9 years ago |

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finallyonimgur

Some of you are creepy and racist

9 years ago |

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Abs0luteZer0

She will love you for $20 per hour.

9 years ago |

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JohnBCook94

Hooked up with a Vietnamese girl with a good sense of humor once. Said "love you long time" during sex and introduced herself as ling ling.

9 years ago |

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zesillyamericanshoho

http://imgur.com/erCQSto

9 years ago |

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LordOsiris

Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.

9 years ago |

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JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor

Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend

9 years ago |

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Jubilara

Short will be just fine...

9 years ago |

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MetalForever

As a straight lady, that is a gorgeous woman. DAYUM.

9 years ago |

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freenna

ditto

9 years ago |

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Itoadaso

Just like spaghetti. Straight until wet.

9 years ago |

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Skizzlesnap

Wait until we invade. Her tune will change.

9 years ago |

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whatsamottowithyou

Because that worked out SO well in the 60s and 70s!

9 years ago |

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Jumbra

Those purple ponytails say otherwise.

9 years ago |

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Pandaphant

Op's next post "I did not paint this"

9 years ago |

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Nize426

To be fair, op probably doesn't want dick pics. So we should send op dick pics

9 years ago |

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ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou

9 years ago |

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APenguinInATuxedo

9 years ago |

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sammyismycat

ohhhhh, noooooooooooow I get it. heehee. funny.

9 years ago |

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Thisguy8999

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6 years ago |

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pronoun

Why not?

9 years ago |

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sundaymondayhippyday

her real love is the same......

9 years ago |

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DeadnCold

Well long time is a bit optimistic anyway..

9 years ago |

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MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv

I'd last about as long as Lane Frost did on Takin' Care of Business(look it up).

9 years ago |

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PompatusOfLove

How about the full 7 seconds.

9 years ago |

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SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial

What's love got to do with it?

9 years ago |

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KillerTofu69

"Long Time" is subjective. I finish when I want to. Just so happens it's typically under 45 seconds.

9 years ago |

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Mlatimudan

More like a movie "Gone in 60 seconds"

9 years ago |

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