(1-10) Top 100 Of The Least Influential Photos Of All Time, by Me

Dec 4, 2016 5:57 AM

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#1 Partially Set Jello, Me, 2016

After making jello and having no space in the fridge a sad Canadian is forced to put his unset Jello outside in freezing temperatures. This sheer cold creates a granular texture in the Jello. Scholars have debated about the significance of this picture and 5\7 have conclude there is absolutely none.

#2 Large Bottle of White Glue, Me, 2016

This insignificant photo contains half of a stove burner and a large bottle of brand name white glue. It is unknown why the lid is not in the photo but majority of historians agree that it may be a case of anti-lid propaganda created by left wing Liberoservatives.

#3 Apples, Me, 2016

After Student is unable to fit a bed stand in his room he is forced to create a space to hold his phone while asleep. This Costco box turned high tech phone holder is thought to be held together by several drops of superglue and put on the wall by a picture holder.

#4 Where he sat, me, 2016

If you have ever heard of the talented me, you may know of the photo titled: Partially set Jello. This is the spot where the Jello sat outside in a small amount of snow. This site is a place where once a year no one goes on a pilgrimage to see where the Jello sat

#5 Corner of an oil painting, me, 2016

This is a photo of the corner a picture that was painted along to a Bob Ross video. Contrary to popular belief there are no happy trees or majestic mountainsides in the painting at all.

#6 Seeds of the Future, Me, 2016

After many failed attempts at growing chia pets, this unknown artist has began to consume chia seeds to become one with the plant in hopes of growing one some day.

#7 Frozen Water Bottles Beside ice cubes, Me, 2016

After not getting cold weather or snow until November 20th, many Canadians began to panic. In order to remain at the expected winter temperatures People began to resort to using frozen water bottles to cool themselves to near freezing. Even after the first snow people are hesitant to thaw out their water bottles

#8 Ship in a bottle without the ship, Me, 2016

It is well known that university students are often short on cash. In parts of Canada ships in a bottle without the ship have become an affordable way to decorate dorms, and apartment buildings

#9 The eye of Humidor, Me, 2016

Zoologists believe if you look into the sun for too long you may turn into a shitposter. One brave photographer challenged this belief and stared for 12 seconds strait. Although this photo is not of the sun. Scholars believe this humidifier light indicating that it is full may accurately represent what he may have saw before he became a shitposter.

#10 The cost of liberty, me, 2016

The information surrounding this photo is still to fresh in the minds of Canadians, maybe one day I will make a post on it, but for now the picture will have to do.

Thanks for coming on this journey with me. Although it may not be filled with as much detail as the Top 100 Of The Most Influential Photos Of All Time, these photos were harder to get background information on.

+1 fellow Canadian! Also, now following you (beta thing)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit this is so good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jello has a great influence over me

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Time magazine raves it's a visual fingerbang

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It'd be nice if you include the links to the other 90 photos

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

So deep, so meaningful.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You need to clean your drip pans...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a way this is exotic art. Pure genius.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We need to have a beer together

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the crowd goes mild.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I swear if you do 9 more of these I'll upvote every single one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not even bothering to remember where I was when I first saw this post.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We gotta get this to FP

9 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Fucking "Apples", man... that one is like a Magritte without the pathos.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of shit I like to see. +1 for you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your glue photo. Amazing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now this is quality content I like to see. Well done.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What did we do to deserve you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Absolutely inspiring.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When a quality shitpost appears

9 years ago | Likes 532 Dislikes 3

IM RELEVANT!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weird. I just saw his purple brother sitting outside in the cold. I'll bet some shitposting Canadian did it too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quality shit post is an oxymoron

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow that is some fully set Jello

9 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian I find these completely unmoving and unrelatable +1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I hope you are sorry!" - imgur, probably

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are born sorry. I felt a massive amount of remorse as soon as I posted it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marry me, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You bet your sweet Canadian ass that if I had a museum of modern art, I'd have a whole series ordered.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First time I saw that jello setting, I didn't shudder. It was so uninteresting. I knew that this was not an iconic photo. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear if you do 9 more of these I'll upvote every single one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that box is held to the wall by the nails you can see not glue.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Held to the wall with nails but held together by glue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Two shoulder shrugs." - Ebert and Roper.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"This has not influenced me in any way" -Susan Goldberg

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"One of the least influential photo albums of all time." - Wes Morris.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Like a slow ride to grandma's house." - J. Hoberman.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Meh." - David Edelstein.

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