LilaGrace51
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Nov 7, 2017 5:38 PM
LilaGrace51
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Molvanian
You married a stripper unicorn? I mean, good on you. Seems a bit redundant. Horses don't USUALLY wear clothing.
AluminumMuffin
Glue vs. glitter glue
liefdevol
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Who's married to Sarah Jessica Parker here?
wandergeist
Every woman has a little unicorn in her...
RyanFlap
Jeez, this could also be interpreted as "my wife doesn't exist" because of unicorn existence implication complications
Nimits
So your wife is a single bi lady having sex with married couples?
SuperGus64
Ao your wife is a pole dancer
LearnSomething
"I'm not like other horses."
jeremyj26
Jokes on you, my wife left me.
SharkShanker
Good luck with that
Bellooch
I understand.
OmgChebby
Ladies. If your husband wears this shirt he's probably cheating on you.
thelittlewolf
https://media1.tenor.com/images/bcce35a92d370012f06bd6d07537a234/tenor.gif
Decapitatrix
Enjoy the herpes
Clemptor
The fuck you know about anyone else's wife?
DaSeriousFox
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
krapmyself
I don't fuck horses, so that's entirely untrue.
TygrF
@OP's post history is a frickin roller coaster ride...
psuedomacabre
Your wife is a rare gay exotic dancer?
MiguelCardoso808
rare ?
whatupmyknitters
bisexual*
NerdN1
If you wife isn't the one buying you the shirt depicting her as a pole-dancing unicorn, you might be playing with fire.
CottonTheClown
Word
investigation27
You speak the truth.
Moegh
Uniwhore .. not your wife for sure
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Nice shirt about being into mythical bestiality
Roboholic
yours doesn't exist?
FujiCozy
Is it weird that I think of Martina from YouTube when I see this shirt? She's a total unicorn. And Simon would wear this.
webrakefornobody
TheCalvinintheWoods
This is insanely familiar but my brain can't place it. What's it from?
Zaranthan
The Producers
TheCalvinintheWoods
Thanks!
totallyruinedyourday
Unicorn? So she's down for threesomes?
StrayLilCat
HAHA, I know exactly what you're talking about.
90sWereGold
Found the swinger!
LinkaAdoptsACouger
I have had 4 different couples ask me to be their unicorn. I guess I attract creepy people. Don’t know what it is about me. :/
JiffyDealer
Ahh.. I get it.. his wife is imaginary.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
OnionCutter
Or Scottish
SometimesThisSometimesThat
NotACanadian
Okay, but you're still fucking a real horse.
JiffyDealer
tarataqa
absoluteliquid
great flick that
investigation27
My husband just sent me this and I have additional questions.
knobcopter
No, you don't actually exist.
thrymn
Get a lawyer.
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
Or make sure you’re not in blade Runner
PandaSexpress
I’ll take the lower maintenance on the left please
NuckFuggets
*lower maintenance, non-stripper
SchrodingersDictator
Well, if he’s following the rules of the hot/crazy index, a unicorn is any woman who is a 9-10 on hotness level and 4-5 on the crazy scale.
Frogapus
*pulls her hair into a messy ponytail* You raaaaang?
iDrinkDrano
Oh hey, that name, I know that name. How you been?
PandaSexpress
been good, I started keeping a bucket of bullet casings under my desk to roll my feet in like a massager
Smayds
You wanna do nothing and eat pizza?
Frogapus
Throw in some video games and I'm all yours.
Brightandshiny
Yes