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LilandraNeramani
Now bras on the other hand cost stupid money if you want something that is supportive and lasting. Cry every time.
LuminousExpanse
this is a goddamn train wreck. all of it
VenomousFangs
Half of what? He’s sorely mistaken.
findyourway14
James isn’t too far off.
TheRealBigChungus
Who spends $60 on one set of underwear? Shiiit those things must be lined with gold.
koflan
Mr smarty pants at the end has 4 errors in his post.
Maviyakuku
That where threw me.
BigRottie
I new the gramer nazis wood be all over this post;
HaveGinWillBabble
Where?
warlanderBonly1
That’ll be about tree-fiddy
erthkeepr360
Where or wear?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Wehr.
JustMe4455
How does one go about appraising a penis?
primelcsnow11
On the show Patriot Act the episode about cruise ships: loss of penis valued at $22k.
valkyllias
Half our property taxes go to Betsy Devos and her fleet of yachts.
BeerBatteredandBold
I have had the same 1 dollar old Navy boxers for 8 years.
dracko19
xNaginata
Wear did my brain cells go
Cyoran
Stop reposting this fake tweet. The original doesn’t say this: https://twitter.com/nneunfiltered/status/875141208615596033?s=21
Darkspire
The real hero. Shame all the garbage is at the top.
Darkspire
Shame @OP SHAAAAMEEEE
KAG444
ha ha, James wins
GeyserNapalm
By education, does he mean school? That's that place where kids go to buy drugs, right?
KAG444
you could only buy drugs at schools?
featheredserpent81
No but school always had the most motivated sellers.
KAG444
You never went to the beach or the clubs, lame
GeyserNapalm
Yeah, when we got out of highschool. There was also the local arcade
HeroinAndDogLover
Lol at 60 dollar shit stain collectors.
Goofingoff
Wipe better.
HeroinAndDogLover
You do any physical activity? If it gets jammed up in there what can you do?
Goofingoff
Wipe better! I do tons of physical activity and cycle around 13 miles a day, not a single butt stain. Try wet wipes THEN regular TP.
hertta
Buy better underwear. E.g. Merino boxer-briefs from Icebreaker.
neverpostsoriginalcontent
Fwiw, most property taxes go to the school immediately in the neighborhood, meaning poor neighborhoods get much worse funding.
zHurk777
All public schools here (large city > over 1M) get tons of funding as the taxes are pooled, but there are still plenty of stupid students.
riddled75365
Not even close. The lower the tax income in a local district, the more money that school receives from the state. East St. Louis for example
brauntosaurus
Not every state works this way. Grosse Pointe North/South is a HUGE example of the original point in MI. One's wealthy the other's crumbling
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
How about a spelling contest.
Corbindallas666
Jokes on you I don't wear any underpants
ClarkandIndy
Jokes on you, I can’t read!
ImNotReallyADoctor
Does that mean your dick is worthless? Or priceless?
Sumtinstink
Yes
pdp1
But do you where underpants?
ShitIcantthinkofausernameagain
underwhere?
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
A dick is like snow, you never know how much you gonna get or how long it will last
AhSureLook
Wear do I start with his mistakes?
FallingStar7669
https://xkcd.com/1238/
735824
At the beginninng.
georgioporgio
Knoware
OtterAvalanche
Misteaks*, mr president
YourFatMother
Covfefe
Adamarket
I get that reference.
ClarkandIndy
docchloroplast
This image looks like it was composited from like 7 different screenshots -_-
Sullivanish
*can't
MorgulTheFriendlyDrelb
Don't call me a cant. Your a cant. And I'll we're my boxers wearever I want.
ImANurse
For me, in texts , I don't hold it against someone if they don't put an apostrophe
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Cain’t
TheCoachAdair
MattDude
erestun
Neet pikking
NotTinyPancakes
Sounds south affrikan
gablestout
honestly, if you going too nitpik someone's grammer online, you shouold probably make sure you'res is wright. hey zeus christ.
jaydawgx7
*correctly
jimfixx
Or capitalise the first letter of the sentence
LimyMage918
That is the most nitpicky spelling complaint of all time
TheShusher
Half of*
BoltAurelius
Or finish theyrde sentences with a period.
RayloKen
Or spealt 'they're' correctly.
EccentricNimoy
*Theiy're
zigglygiggly
Oar spelt "spelt" correctly.
simplefishy
Is it “talk like a pirate day” nope
Primaltiguere
Honestly, if you're going to correct someone elses grammar, you'd better not make any mistakes yourself.
OneUpperSteve
So, a teacher has to be perfect to teach?
Primaltiguere
If it's a grammar teacher then yes, his or her grammar better be perfect. And if they're unsure, look it up.
ManInTheBox21
youre correct, but Ill admit Im guilty of often omitting apostrophes when Im typing for no good reason other than that Im lazy.
besn
This hole post is a trainrack.
mmbucket
*whole
wigglypony
melmboundanddown
Nice wreck
dalejandroarcila42
SpiffyMouse
The first sign is that it’s on Facebook.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
ClassyFreddyGlassy
Post?!? You post to do your homework and stop looking at the internets.
notgonnabeadickthistime
Trane*
CrazyJayBe
I love you
ArithmeticFascist
No this is trapick
Jonny2Chests
You've both had a right mightnare
threemetalbeacon
god your all so stupit.
reiseiji
Wood yew guides plead seize end detest yore tepidity?
SuisseDude
Iahll nude cheesus
MrBEC
Respectfully go fuck Yourself
Tanksti
My co-workers spell like this. And we comminate only via IM and email.
WillPostRandomComments
Wats rong wit dat
Jvenanzi
such power comes with great Response Ability.
ImReallyVent
The Facebook one or the Imgur one?
silencelikethewindovertakesme
Their*
hankergeoff
Theiyi’ere
railroadman22
Also, how do you valuate dick?
caramelili
Performance
Nigawatts
By the foot.
BitsofFiction
By the pump, obvi
MexicanConcentrationCamp
If you get a lot I'm sure the value goes down
beardedballs
Rough calculation from the post would say $1 kilo, or is that just me ;)
Insomnia297
The same way you valuate any other work of art: an appraiser. In fact, I believe some Imgur users are qualified appraisers. OP, for example.
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railroadman22
Who ever up voted this is just as dumb. How one EVALUATES dick is very different than how one would VALUATE dick.
hardytardigrade
2.71828?
railroadman22
Look up the word valuate, genius.
orbitn
Yours? $0.02. Feeling generous today and it's still mint, never in a box.
stgsteve
She constantly encounters cheap dick because low prices attract a lot of cheap customers
potatotheloaf
By how he uses it.
CrazyEarl
Distance and Accuracy.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Length, girth, ability to sword fight on command, it's the little things that raise value
thatshytidontlike
It’s either the size of the boat or the motion in the ocean. Maybe an algorithm of both
HighwayStar
I hope it's width. Oh lord for my sake I hope it is
eadanke
An assayer
RackhamTheRed
Colour and smell
railroadman22
+a thousand for honesty.
AnythingMuchShorter
I don't think it's a linear scale. Also beyond a certain point it only gains value if you want to do porn.
Johnny5dicks
Usually at the front desk
Johnny5dicks
Woops. I read that as validate.
railroadman22
Hah! Just as good. Maybe better. Dick is a hard thing to validate. Also to fuck.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
The only thing a woman values in a man's pants is his wallet
potatotheloaf
As a woman... I’m telling you that this isn’t true. Not for all women, anyway.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
I was just making a joke. I don't think someone's gender makes them inherently good, bad, or anything.
potatotheloaf
ALRIGHT JESUS
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
UmamiMama
ROI
railroadman22
Runny Ovaries Induced
InboxMeYourBeards
No...no don't say that
railroadman22
Return On the Inch
railroadman22
Ramage On the Inside
mglaive
Supply and demand. Which is why dick is worthless.
RickHalcyon
This is the upside to having a smol peener. wooosh!
thtlover
Most dick is worthless some dick is priceless
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Tbf dick is like any other perishable item: the vast majority is pretty cheap, but true, pure, high quality, organic farm raised dick is $$
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
A good dick is hard to find and a hard dick is good to find
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
Yes, but pussy is also unusable 25% of the time so the cost benefit ratio is affected
CptTacolicious
I didn't inherit the family sword to not use it in battle!
Technocratic
100% free range organic dick, no additives or artificial flavorings
YourMomsSidePiece
By the inch
CPT1NS4N0
Feel like it should be a volume measurement, otherwise long and skinny same valuation as long and thick.. Lol
InsertNameHereIGuess
Gives the phrase: My two cents, a whole new meaning.
dumbinsults
So then, yeah, mine's worth about $3. You did mean erect, right?
DaSuccster
"Yes, I would like three orders of dick. Two erect, one flaccid."
LegitimateSource
Is that like a snack dick for later?
dumbinsults
That's exactly my normal taco bell order, except I used to say crunchy and soft. 'used to'.
DaSuccster
You used to order crunchy dicks at Taco Bell?
thisisprocrastination
"Dick is free, pussy costs money" -Chris Rock
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
I'm guessing this man hasn't heard of male strippers.
pauliexclusions
That's it.
gregorclegane
What about porn ?
daener
Community property?
SSColonelHansLanda
I’d suggest you look up the pay difference between dicks and vaginas in adult film industry
The13thDude
Girls are millionaires and dudes have 2 full time jobs on the side
DonaldFuck
At least they get to have sex...
brakiachi
Who is getting $60 boxers and not the value pack of 6 pairs?
Frostbreaker1
Value pack of 6 pairs made with unsustainable materials, by ppl making shit wages, in terrible factories...sooo
Thedrummer1475
As a maker of fancy underwear, high quality material and labor alone for dailies should cost no less than $20/pair. reference Viktorwear.com
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
I wear the 2undr. Worth every penny at $30 a pair. I only get them for Christmas though.
floriandg
I got some quality underwear for my winter trips to Norway...thermal wear all my others are cheap briefs with star wars on xD
estcstbi10
I'm convinced wars would have been avoided if we could have gotten mens underwear to where it is today. Treat your junk. Treat yourself.
76Tromboners
My thoughts. I get the 5pk boxer for $20 at Target...sometimes they throw in a bonus 6. $60 is nonsense.
IOnlyPostBlowMemes
My Calvin Klein’s are about $40 and my Michael Korda are $30, not bad. American Eagle boxers are about $12 when I want cheap ones.
MarlboroMan42069
One of my co workers. Dudes broke all the time. Huh
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
Asking the real questions. +1
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
I sometimes pay 50 for a 3 pack. But those are my extra special comfy boxers
Slowga
Prolly a whoman missing her mans, for comfort? Idk about y'all's but me wife used to wear mines till she dropped some 50lbs and 5in off her
CatatonicCowMoo
I wear my fiance's boxers as shorts. But those are the cheap FotL ones. Comfy though!
Dcep
I'm more than happy with cheap compression shorts from Amazon but always wondered how those me undies felt.
Shortstack1357
No joke you need to try meundies. They feel like your junk is being hugged by a cloud all day.
Kole5
I too buy meundies and i can confirm my junk is the happiest when im wearing them.
monkeyfly
People with $3 dicks apparently.
shitheadtookmyname
I wear $40 ones they fit AMAZING and have a special pouch to lift my balls so they don't get squeezed by my thighs when they hang down
iamalreadyaghost
Rich dickless dudes apparently
cargo305
Women
MisterTangerineMan
Guys who have $3 worth of dick
WinoCrimesand69s
Not just 6 its the 5+1 for that extra value
LittlePinkAnimal
Idiots, that's who
NePb
I buy $20 boxers. https://www.lazyone.ca/
rodgertheshrubber
$3-dick man
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
idiosamatik
Suckers
nateglen350
Commando all the way, only way , for the guys named Jose.
idiosamatik
There’s some sucker whose mad they bought $60 boxers downvoting me. Haha sucker
dogmoind
Man, I don't want to even pay the $16 for the 6 pair Hanes bonus pack. $60? GTFO
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I came here to call him a richie for that also..
HeyItsJP
Saxx boxers are nice and soft with a little cloth to keep your balls off your legs. Keeps your shit from flopping around. Feels like a cloud
AchilesHeel
I mean, I get 2 three packs of Calvin Kleins and those are about 60 dollars all together
Cuntortionist
Calvin Klein. 3 for 30 on Amazon. It's worth it
hertta
Value packs are usually cotton garbage. Merino (synthetic ok too) is where it's at. ~20$ a piece.
abion47
Try the expensive pairs and you will understand. Compared to quality undies, Walmart value packs are like wearing sandpaper on my junk.
AzothTheGuildRat
Saxx Underwesr are about $30-50 a pair Canadian.
vashito
i can never go back
GuacamoleIsAlwaysExtra
I worked for a Saxx distributer the sales rep gave me a pair. Fucking amazing. Their sizing is a little off. M fits L. Glorious otherwise.
GuacamoleIsAlwaysExtra
Like Angel's holding your c's and b's all day long
PossiblyJewish
Literally couldn't wear my Hanes after wearing Saxx. Best and worst purchases of my life.
dsampify
And they are worth every penny in my opinion. It's all I wear. Especially good for working out. Keeps everything right where it should be.
DJTrickyM
Who wears boxers??
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
Boxer briefs
76Tromboners
I do. I don’t like construction. My frank and beans are able to breath easy.
CatatonicCowMoo
I dont like construction either. The friggin mess, the traffic... ugh. Terrible.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Used to wear boxer briefs. But mostly find boxers comfy in summer and switch back in the fall
NotSoSmartAlek
I used to wear only briefs, because boxers kept bunching up uncomfortably, then I discovered boxer briefs.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I don't miss waking up and finding my dick turned my boxers into a noose and hung itself.
NotSoSmartAlek
Funnily enough, I had that problem with loose-fitting briefs too.
westwood8183
Every guy I ever dated except for one...
Algebraicrhombus
I bought a sweet pair for like $30 that gives me a separate drawer for the beans and the frank. Good for work.
Tortfeas0r
That doesn’t sound like a fun time for us growers
Algebraicrhombus
You're right. Try not to get a boner.
Homosexualsaregay
Like a sack for your junk?
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
Some of the stretchy ones are worth it.. so comfy and great for sexy time
LilandraNeramani
Is this where the term draws came from when talking about underwear?
Algebraicrhombus
It is now.
CleatPeddlingMinion
I once went to a Hudson Bay store. I was browsing things and they had single pairs of underwear that...I dunno, breathed? $120 a pair.
filthyhybrid3000
Were they Hyperion Redbar X-2000? With the quicksilver fly and no rise banding?
nogoat23
Respiratory systems are expensive.
MemeDissector
Just get shreddies. $35 a pair but they mask the smell of farts and that’s actually useful
ryguy105
*vomits*
klikklik1236
I'm not familiar Hudson Bay but I paid $30 per pair once that I use for intense exercise. Keeps everything cool and comfortable. Worth it.
teddybonkerrs
Canadian Macy’s/Sears/etc. Department store
vowofsilence
It’s a Canadian store with overpriced items
humpBackOfNotreDame
Hudson Bay. Trolling North America since the 1600s with expensive shit.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
That better make my package double in size
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
What would you do with three inches?
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Hahaha :¨D
PresidentCamacho0
He'll have a better grip when jerking off.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
But that's designer attire. At that price point, you're paying for the name because you want to, not because it's objectively better.
CleatPeddlingMinion
Yeah, I giggled like an idiot at the absurdity of it until I left and bought Fruit of the Loom on sale at 10 pair for $4.
brakiachi
If they were fart proof, I would spend upwards of $20
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Fart proof and anti chafe and they have a deal
unshartedterritory
Monkey butt is the worst!
teddybonkerrs
There are underwear you can buy with charcoal in it to absorb the smell of farts!
rjones32124
Nice try but I’m still shoving charcoal up my ass
HitlersEvilTwin
Like our fathers before us.
threemetalbeacon
Bet they don't cost 60 dollars, tho.