AlboUnderhill
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PSA... But directed mainly at my wife.
Love you really.
Dec 14, 2017 2:34 PM
AlboUnderhill
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Love you really.
gorillaClutch
IT'S A MOVIE IT WILL TELL YOU!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
fudwiser
She wonders why i want to watch movies alone
bs13690
I know right, and women be shopping.
theduckshatetherain
Make something up. Like something wildly obviously wrong, then get upset when she doesn't believe you.
UseTheSource
Have her Netflix and chill with me. I have the annoying habit of trying to predict the plots of movies and (crime-) series
AstronautChicken
Oddly my husband does this to me. "I know as much as you do, pal."
darkschwartz
This must be part of the vows or something. “To have and to hold and to ask questions and talk during a movie”
Gayforbae
To go to that special place in hell
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Watching one of the Harry Potters I had to bring paper&pen for all the diffs from the book cuz hubs got mad at me at the prev movie.
catsaregroundowls
Ha. Hey I am terrified of movies in a theater. And I don't have a DVD player. So I just watch him game and ask stupid shit.
1970sSalsa
Among other questions mine always asks what's the title of the movie, I always say I don't know but she still asks, I don't get it
CatsAreAssholes
In case you pick up on something they missed. You can always just make something up and be "correct" like I do when this happens
Sassmachine
TIL: pick a spouse based on how attentive they are when watching movies
RatherRagged
Maybe they can just watch the damn movie?
Triatticus
Not everyone catches all the little minutiea in a movie you know, also someone might actually need background knowledge to get a joke
Idrinkforevil
@op
Thank you
nosoupforoldmen
This meme could be my dad when he watched movies with me when I was 4
pauli133
Because she trusts your handling of new information more than her own, and is reassured by your voice explaining things.
SupposablyPersnickity
That sounds believable... do you do this for a living?
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
MicX1025
My husband always makes shit up. I don't think he even means to anymore, he's just done it for so long.
strideo
Is your husband Sean Connery and is he trying to improve your posture?
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
She's acknowledging that you are smarter than she is and can figure out what's happening sooner.
AlboUnderhill
grantavius
Because sometimes I missed something that my friend might have caught, or vice versa. Happens all the time.
Renuvian
My wife does this all the damn time and gets mad at me for responding with "I don't know!"
bendistraw
Can't stand that
imgonnaberich
My 10 year old brother does this to me and it drives me insane
LadiesPleaseDontPmMeYourNudes
I had a gf like this. She was always completely clueless about what was going on in movies and in life itself. Yet she had a PhD...
Mrdaihatsu
With book learning you can re-read as much as needed, but life flies by just once.
NeckDeepInAGiraffe
Explains watching any English movie with my mom. Honestly, I enjoy explaining things to her. She's one of those people who listen well.
vszawarudo
That sounds like my mom. Are you my dad?
devtek
My mom repeats things that just happened like a second ago on the show annoys the hell out of me. Yes I know what happened, it just happen
dragonraven13
Serious question: Why do moms do this?
Clarion5
I think this is why my dad doesn't watch movies with my mom anymore.
aeolk
Hi son yes it is
Compendyum
txronin55
His wife is my husband. I will be using this to answer his questions from now on.
ManufacturedMannequin
That sounds like my mom, too. Are you my sibling?
BewilderedBeaver
We must be triplets.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Quadruplets. Drives me nuts when my mother does this shit.
Kohoutek73
That's my wife, and you are my child.
catsaregroundowls
Awh I love family reunions.
notacobra
Actual answer here: many people who ask this have trouble hearing dialogue but don't want to seem dumb asking what somebody just said. 1/2
JHawke
Bad eyesight here, I sometimes ask things if I think other people might have for example seen who the killer is but he didn't speak.
notacobra
My mother had partial deafness for years and always did this, swallowed her pride, got a hearing aid and never asked again. 2/2
AdmJota
I'm bad at recognizing faces, so I'm always wondering "who is that guy?" because I'm not sure if it's a new character or someone we know.
YourWaifuIsTrash
This. I've been watching Netflix's Dark and I have enough trouble recognizing characters when there aren't different versions of them from >
YourWaifuIsTrash
different periods in time.
CaffeineManic
This is why we don't go out to movies. At home I can pause the movie every 10 minutes and explain what's going on.
n6n43hix
I always answer properly with some smart stuff but the story gets more and more out of hand until she is realising I am storytelling
AMadScientistInTraining
@TechnicalBob Hmmmmm?!
TechnicalBob
It may or may not be true...
AMadScientistInTraining
More like VERY true....
theoldsazzledazzle
I’ve a friend that if we watch a film I’ve seen before, he’ll ask non-stop questions. It’s like, shall I just write a synopsis for you?
strideo
When I'm watching a movie I've seen before and someone asks a question the movie answers I'll say "Just wait for the movie to explain that."
LoHeiny
Very polite.
Klowntax
What if the movie doesn't?
strideo
I only say it if I know for sure the answer to their question is actually explained in the movie. If it's something ambiguous it's up for-
strideo
discussion. Maybe not up for discussion during the movie though, depends on the movie watching atmosphere and where we're watching.
minabear
Because if something doesn’t make sense, there’s a chance it was explained and I missed it! So I ask!
minabear
Jesus christ you guys are ridiculous. MY. BOYFRIEND. WORKS. IN. MOVIES. AND. LIKES. ANSWERING. QUESTIONS. Not everyone is like you.
mineovermatter
Maybe you should PAY ATTENTION to the goddamn movie then! :p
minabear
WHAT IF I DO BUT I MAYBE MISSED SOMETHING?!?! K?!
bs13690
So you'd rather ruin the enjoyment of the movie for the other person by talking through it?
minabear
Okay you can take like three steps back buddy. My partner works in movies and he likes explaining stuff if I’m confused.
lpooptoomuch
just watch the fucking movie, yeah I know whats is going on probably but don't ruin my experience because you don't understand foreshadowing
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NotTheMamaNotTheMama
OMG, you already said your bf works in the movies 5 times so far. OK! I'll ask. What kind of work does he have? Does he know famous ppl?
minabear
Well I said it because everyone was insinuating that I'm annoying my partner. And he does CGI work
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
No, not that you are annoying your partner, but that they get annoyed when it happens to them, inclusive me. I hate it.
DiracsDelta
We both ask questions, make predictions, and check to see if we missed something important. Engaging couples activity for b-movies.
IshitOnWindshields
There is diff between not paying attention question and who is gonna betray them
keyonne
Yeah I think he’s talking about stuff like a bad guy showing up and then asking “who’s that” bitch idk
thoushaltnotpass
The predictions are usually the part when she asks me to leave
butdontcallmeshirley
I just make sarcastic jokes or goofy asides, especially if it's a terrible movie
kentleigh
My wife and I do that. The one with the most accurate prediction gets a high-five and fictional points.
minabear
Totally! We do this too
Zaranthan
That would be nice. Instead it's just an interrogation because she isn't spending any mental effort on the story.
usersubbordercontrol
Except when you're in a theater. That's a dick move.
Sefforia
Exactly... just being interactive and having a good time. Some people are obviously party poopers! *talks thru last Jedi*
Vectron
As long as you're quiet during good movies, I'm fine with you talking through TLJ.
Sefforia
After seeing it I have to agree. Fortunately, unlike the people who downvote my memes, I am not rude as and don't talk in theaters. So
Sefforia
Your movies are safe from my apparently needless babble. :(
MrBinns
Same i hate just watching a movie.
IamTheRealBowser
Watch it then talk about it after. Unless it's total trash, then you make jokes about the characters or scenes.
DiracsDelta
I dig it if I’m into the movie at the theater. But at home, fuck it.
tommy0877
Are you married to my wife?
FuzzyX
If yes then your drunk self on your drunk account posted this.
DenitoOoO
Are you married to my mom?
blunte
So is that just a thing women do? My fiance is this exactly. 5 seconds into a movie "who dat? Whats happening?" RAAAAAGE
aeolk
Who dat is doe
aarhusianer
Obligatory: is your vife single? Let me know, if you need time to decide to whom she's married first
ButterfaceTaintClown
#MeToo
LazerUnicorn
Yes
ThisIsATravaShaMockery
Apparently we all married the same woman.
FightDirty
My personal fav...the cold open is an out of place setup...'why did you put this on, put X on, it's not one of yer weird shows is it?'
SherwinKillems
Plot twist, they’re brother husbands
lurklurkingmclurk
Are you married to my wife?!
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Or mine?
misinformednerd
Or my girlfriend?
BuckeyeRandy
Every. Damn. Time.
KingCornish
Give her some of her own medicine. Start asking questions like “where does this road lead?” and “who is this guy?” while pointing to a book.
Ledzo
Is my boyfriend your wife?!
AlboUnderhill
Is she the woman with the hair and legs and stuff because maybe?
UmamiMama
I said I'm sorry!!
ant12305
Hey that sounds like my wi...oh wait
GreatDaneGirl
Omg I didn't think my husband was on imgur!! Honey we need to talk.
FMswottingTottington
Yea, hairy legs sounds like mine
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Two days after a shave. *SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHHHHH!* Like cuddling a tarantula
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d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
hahaha you act like I'm not single, aww, now I'm going to go cry in a corner for a while.
PenicilliumCamemberti
Does it actually work? I'm still sceptical. Doesn't it take a lot of time to do the whole legs with those?
tommy0877
Yup, sounds like her.
Lordwigglebuttom
Are we talking bout the one with the nose and fingers cuz i think i know her then
MessWithTheCowAndYouGetTheUdders
I don't want to freak you guys out, but I think you're describing my wife...
MetaSomma
Definitely not mine. Too many appendages, and definitely no hair
Zaranthan
I don't think your marriage to your pet rock is legally recognized.
CidColetti
Can't be, because it sounds like mine.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
What a filthy whore