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Wow, most viral thank you guys.
Jan 9, 2018 4:00 PM
gonianTaker
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Wow, most viral thank you guys.
LordGeneralHammerSmash
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Donaldbain
Why does it have to 'or'?
Wdahl
She was up in the next case. She sued God for not making her funny.
endlesssaturdays
Was this before Amy Schumer was famous? Most of those studio shows pay like $25 to be an audience member.
ojp1977
In general, if you have to ask "Am I high...", you're probably a little high.
WhereDeyAtDoe
In elementary a girl stole my Dark Magician and I got her BF to snitch to the teacher
OctopusOccult
I mean it isn't uncommon for cards to be worth $150 each. A single trade binder can be worth thousands.
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
I'm sitting watching this show right now (because of this damned site) and he's an absolute arsehole
Dressbeast
My reaction to anything when I’m high
usernamehidden
http://people.com/celebrity/watch-amy-schumer-judge-judy-audience-twitter/
BigAZNMan
They wanna see Judge Judy send someone to the shadow realm
MFJimboJones
Thats not Angelina, thats the alien from Mars Attacks.
Dusty141
I dont know about angelina jolie but thats deffinitely amy schumer
discollama
These judge shows hire extras to be in their audience. Most boring gigs ever. This was probably before she made a name for herself.
xadlc28
Apparently this aired back in August 2017
Darby96
Look over amy's shoulder, not beside her.
thatshytidontlike
Yes we see her, but still not AJ. That’s most def Schumer though.
srs00
A good comedian might randomly show up just to be seen on TV at the most random times. A good comedian.
somethinginthefridge
Fake it 'til you make it. Unfortunately, there's a lot of effort for little result.
tr0Jan
lol this brotha hasn't even opened his eyes. definitely innocent, can't see
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Screw+the+rules+i+have+money+sexy+time+_a393a69347552047ff7be2f5f6a9edca.jpg
aenigmata
ThereIsAJifForThat
Maybe they are also high
SuperHir0
But Angelina Jolie would never! (I think she kicked out Brad Pitt bc he smoked weed or some shit)
SithLordBananamango
This gotta be shopped
iamthemachine
nah man. I saw that ep on tv. i was like WTF THATS THAT NOT FUNNY BITCH. There was one with Guy Fieri too
SithLordBananamango
Sad day when your acting career has come down to this
luedtke750
djmonize13
The girl who plays amy from the big bang theory also seems to be there *insert laugh track*
smogmok
AntiCircleJerker
We get it. You saw the dump the other day and now you're posting this like you just found it. Damn, man.
DRFUZY
Not sure about Julie, but that is Schumer. My sister works on Judge Judy and told me that she was there.
somecleverassname
+1 for the title.
Dyslexicbirch
Thats amy but thats not ange
timemac
When I was kid I lost all of my best Yugi Oh Cards. I came home & they were all in my cargo shorts pockets. My my mom washed my shorts.
Darkdragonjc
I did the same... Lost my ultimate baseball kid deck, never played again.
frankxcid
Upvote for sympathy
LivingDecomposition
The struggle is known.
Ninetails232
"No one's gotten a hand job in Cargo shorts since Nam"
Kabe59
Your double "my" makes it seem like the pain if the memory makes you stutter
timemac
I actually stutter in real life when I'm stressed haha
torhs
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Smayds
...fu:'l? Well, okay.
daytime13510
I found my first 7 Yugioh cards in a trash can in kindergarten
asm80dfa8sdfj
Were they all Kuriboh?
daytime13510
I don't remember all of them but I know for sure that one was a Blue Eyes White Dragon and i think a Monster Reborn.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
If you took my yugioh cards I would take your life. I was my elementary school champ and I'm not about to lose that honor.
TheGuyThatKeepsChangingHisName
i came in third my elementary school championship. We were surprisingly organised for a bunch of 8-12 year olds.
Mechlai
I was a Jr Leader at the Boys and Girls Club in my area when I became old enough. Had all of my foil cards stolen and staff did nothing 1/2
VibeCave
Skype duel? Got rid of everything but the core deck years ago. But that's all I need.
WelcomeToMy
Kid stole my booklet of cards in elementary school. Went looking for it and saw a very obvious bulge in a backpack and got permission to 1/3
WelcomeToMy
Open it, and sure enough there it was. Got everything back but the FREAKING EXODIA I had collected. His mom protected him, too. Saying 2/3
WelcomeToMy
Someone else must have put it in the kids backpack... I’ll never forgive the kid about it. He was so smug an everyone knew he did it 3/3
APinkDragon
I still play. Need to get a Cossy ID tho
nickoftime90
I play occasionally but mostly on Yu-Gi-Oh! Pro 2
StopstalkingmePawan
I'll duel you
VrryBurntpork
My little cousin stole my promo god cards and then ended up losing them.
princeaizen
I once had a holographic Obelisk the Tormentor and a cunt of a person creased it in front of me
asm80dfa8sdfj
Haha. I played from day 1, had a "fun" deck. I was 13 or 14. Went to a tournament, some 9 year old beat me. I was pissed. So!
asm80dfa8sdfj
I did research, bought cards, dueled for cards, built the most grotesque legal deck possible at the time, and laid the smack down.
tuggytooter
I've been to the shadow realm and back... you stand no chance.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
You merely adopted the shadow realm....i was born in it.....molded by it.....
Gianttesticlemonster
I had the special cards that came with gameboy games. Salamandra, Saeraryu, acid trap hole from dds. Can't remember from worldwide edition
SifrNihilum
I have multiples of the ones you got from seeing the movie when it came out...
Ludicolision
That version of Acid Trap Hole looks so good. Such a nice secret rare.
BoxcarAlex
Acid trap hole... pretty sure I knew some of those in high school.
mephiston
Ahh, phenotypes. Genetics' equivalent of a random face generator.
mallywanders
Ah but if could be them. Those shows seat people they find more attractive up front, and it's not hard to get in there.
mephiston
Of the two things being likely, I would say look-alikes being the more probable than hiring celebrities to sit in on a circuit court episode
mallywanders
They don't hire people to sit in, they just purposefully arrange their studio audience.
RheaButt
Amy confirmed it was her, so yeah
Acefowl
If some asshole had tried to touch Black Luster Soldier: Envoy of the Beginning, I would have done it too.
Ludicolision
God he's so good. Also no longer limited to one in a deck! Now you can have two on board and truly wreck people.
Acefowl
Is that still true of modern day Yu-Gi-Oh? The decks nowadays are insane.
Emby
You either one-turn kill your opponent, or set so many traps they can't stop you.
Ludicolision
I run two of him in Lightsworn and it's good fun. Honestly it all depends on what you're against.
ioffendeveryone
Might be the only remotely funny thing Amy Schumer ever did
dragsonandon
But it is faked so that still puts her flatly at 0
frankbanner
In fact, not faked
Cakesndots
That woman is so not funny
professionalbear
Don’t care for her stand up by any means, but she’s actually pretty funny in interviews
jmfs
And I’m pretty sure a football coach did it first. Possibly Jim Harbaugh.
GASPower
NotAmused1001
"OMG! A millionaire comedian who is really popular isn't funny to me...so I'll make that joke that she's not funny over and over."
HerbieRobinson
I would submit a "Celebs that enforce their politics..." Argument, but after this Oprah shit, it's clear I've lost before I've even begun.
geTplasterd
I will give her Train Wreck. Got some good laughs out of that film; particularly from John Cena.
timemac
John Cena has been great in the roles I've seen him in so far
couldntbebetter
Yeah but she stole all the jokes from other people
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LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Any? Who are you, Rich Vos?
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LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Morgan Murphy. Lisa LamPanelli. Ali Wong. Maria Bamford. Aparna Nancherla. Whitney Cummings.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Ali Wong makes me lose my shit
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
What'd he say?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Woman comics aren't funny. Nothing life threatening.
Mastahkeef
Unpopular opinion: Her TV show actually has some pretty funny moments
AnApologeticCanadian
Also unpopular opinion: When she does interviews (like the ones on ellen) she's not too bad either.
AManWoman
It’s god damn hilarious, I don’t get the hate. Ppl (men, imgur is 80% men) don’t like crass women, especially when they’re not v attractive
BennyGaga
STOLEN JOKES! I DISLIKE HER BECAUSE SHE STEALS JOKES.