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FutileHumility
Stop cutting sex education in schools you vile conservative ghouls…
Howlingowl
… at least she spelled it right
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
No, it isn't though
What a dumb response, and the comments here are even worse.
Sometimes people in a state where they may not have intended to get pregnant, do so or think they have done so without knowing for sure, such as due to a broken condom.
And considering places like America have fucking demonised abortion in multiple states and prevented access, or easy access to plan B and even pregnancy tests, it seems a bit cheeky to accuse the poor first woman or being uneducated.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
or am I OK?
Munchman347
That, and he was wearing a red hat...
rbdj
Can u get preganté...?
UristImiknorris
The first symptom is your dog gets extremely protective of you for no apparent reason.
sh17picker69000420
A good drip...
FuzzyX
The first symptom of pregnancy is usually the nipples get sensitive but was the fetus playing around with them?
KittyKlimt6
Is this a serious question?
FuzzyX
The first half is serious but the second half a joke but with that said the second half would also be interesting to biologists as in what changes to a woman's body occurs directly due to the fetus as opposed to herself being pregnant. So the question stand does the fetus directly cause the nipples to be sensitive enough to tingle?
RedAppleSoda
Ahh, but why do women ask this question? We may never know - Sorry, I seem to be missing a period
ThongsAreFootwear
Am I Pergonate?
https://youtu.be/m4K8NJ3_Dw0
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Some women dont get them regularly and skipping them happens sometimes too
IrrelevantHandle
Also, sometimes women spot during pregnancy, sometimes enough that it just seems like an unusually light period.
RedAppleSoda
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
am i gregnant
RXJ235231
I gotta step out and get some gilk and gigarettes
ArchonIlladrya
PREGANANANT!?
AshenRaine
You have Gregs inside of you?
itllquenchya
Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
Susanswerphone
Am I pegnate 👀
AddictedtoSoup
Can you get pregante?
aquilius190
Can UUU get PREGONTE?
Jinxer13
If a woman has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before?
EMHPicardo
MisterLemons
Those hormones saying "do it, you want this" were really fun though, huh?
10 minutes of fun, 20 years of consequences.
DeadyBearr
Yep. Never had to do kick counts because the kid never fucking stopped moving.
Affray
Are they a fairly physically strong person now? I'm curious if something like that would affect them differently than a lazy baby.
DeadyBearr
She's 2 and very strong still. She also still constantly fucking kicks me.
Affray
Hmmmm, the kicking might be the key here. Maybe start kicking her back and see if it makes you more powerful.
DeadyBearr
Its just revenge for how much I kicked my mother (outside of the womb. I was born before she felt kicks)
cgt9803
How is babby formed
daychilde
STARCH MASKS
Etherealvalentine
PREGANTÉ
michaeloberg
Am I gregnant
morningxafter
Here ya go
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
PlaceHolderTitle
How is Babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
DarkVoivod
Showing your age there....
Guess I am too, by recognising it.
wejustdontknow
Let's bring back rage comics and Fensler GI Joe edits.
parabolic000
there need to do way to instain mother who kill their kids?
Lierofox
because these babby cant fright back
Zeterai
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
parabolic000
*wipes tear from eye* It's beautiful. The old words spoken anew. All my base is belong to you, o muse.
Zeterai
I had a guy on here like a month ago rabidly defending the idea that Zero Wing was a totally obscure game with no cultural impact that nobody remembered or had ever heard of.
That's how you know they're under 30.
Rynath
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before?
zylokun
No. It means she's human
CanadianLadyMoose
Please lord never let this meme die
Tardis1217
PREGANTÉ
Bazelbait11
Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat
PorneliusHubertII
I have starch marks, and I'm a 35 yo man
Wolsel
Well? Have you been pargnet?
Susanswerphone
How do I know if I'M prengan????
https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=eMflg1Uv2F3NVlVx
ChazzK
Am I ... Gregnant!?
CafeNervosa
That's a stretch!
KittyKlimt6
Absolutely not. It's happening to people who have the genetics to develop it when weight is gained fast. I was pregnant three times and have none, my brother on the other hand has them without ever being pregnant. Bodies handle pregnancies very differently, from person to person as well as from pregnancy to pregnancy. You might not notice at all.
tvstpq
Ah a fellow person of culture I see
Laylah77
Possibly, or even pregnant.
thekeyofe
period question mark
emu314159127001
It means she gained a lot of weight, maybe in less than a year. I'm a fat guy with stretch marks
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
I'm a male and I have stretch marks on my thighs. I don't think I've been pregnant to my knowledge.
CarrionKitten
You can get them from growth spurts during puberty or by putting on fat and/or muscle bulk quickly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
parabolic000
but no starch masks, right?
DdCno1
Sure, but perhaps you have been preganant.
ministryofpeace
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3F3djY0dGtyemlnMXQxeW1uenA2Y3Q4Z2ZwazNlOW9tcWJyc3UwbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ceeN6U57leAhi/200w.webp
CanadianLadyMoose
Ask the luigi bord to be certain
Skuggen
Do you always check your poops before flushing, though?
ruferto
i dont
Purrmageddon
Yes my poop never has stretch marks. :c am I doing it wrong? ;p
Zeterai
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent
morningxafter
Oh hey, I have that one too!
BecauseIHaveWonAnAward
Trying to do this from memory…
“They need to do way in stain mother - who kill thier babby because this babby can’t frigth back? It was on the news this mroing- a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to New York to lady to rest. My pary is with the father who lost his chrilden. I am truly sorry for your lots”.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Yes, nicely done.
RichardPotato
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGpmcTh3bXZ3YXFnZnJpbTI2a2hyMnpuZm1pbXBtMXcyc294OGl6ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1qZ7MqxnR0eRxJksLs/200w.webp
Targe0
No, it just means their skin has been stretched.
So they could have been fat or very muscular and in the past. It can also just be genetic and happen naturally without any other factor.
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Pregunta is "ask" in Spanich
parabolic000
starch masks mean that the skin's been stretched. read that word by word, please.
slinkiisu
Strarched
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NGMzanVnNDF5bTdpanZtNjBqMmJ3cTl6N3o4cXU4MmxlNThzNnVzNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9eLbjOcGOpmY8/200w.webp
DeadeicPrints
Its a fairly old internet video. You cant really blame someone for not getting it lol. Tho you can probably blame them for not thinking something was up at how its worded.
KR1570F
Clearly they must be one of those prognontsea babies, being so young as to not be familiar with the joke
morningxafter
Guess I might as well post it…
shehdbeuebw738373
THEY NEED TO DO WAY IN STAIN MOTHER
ClessAurion
Can you burn a LUIGI BOARD!?
Rhythmaster
The fucking "starch masks" always kills me
sparmek
Buckley!
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Heaven help us all
Zottel89
..... pregananant?
smashpro1
Preganté!
LankyBootyGriswald
My favorite part lmao
smokinghashalg
Damn straight. My daughter better not be learning about this stuff in school! I'd rather be a grandpa in my 30s than to let these libtards win... /s
mourgrym
I mean, one way or another, she's gonna learn about this stuff in school. It's just a matter of whether or not there's a baby at the end of class.
(And yes I know that was sarcasm, just wanted to say it XD)
BishlamekGurpgork
Luigi boards are satanic things after all.