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Mom bringing home an early Christmas present
Dec 14, 2016 11:12 AM
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trinxter
I think she wanted a dog
beardydraws
Milorde
Oh great... The same present as the last 5 years ... Thanks mum.
randyBONK
7/10 was expecting someone to be inside a handbag
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
And that handbag is full of excited puppy pee I guarantee it.
gulerotmeister
Tbh it didnt look very excited..
TheEntireScottishNavy
Huh...merry Christmas you filthy rebel scum.
Goldeon7
She looks like wednesday adams
mukenwalla
They're going to eat well tonight.
abandcalleddawes
*please be a severed head. Please be a severed head* (my internal dialog)
Iratheressomethinginmysuit
I was thinking the same thing
Skyink
"You´re getting this new one since the other ones are gonna die soon." - Mom
Timmy79
That would have been fucking hilarious with a cobra
Jonnymarre
I'll see your dog and raise you two dogs, dawg.
Crambodian
Have fun kiddo, my mom has 8 of those little wienies, they're so adorable and retarded.
OFClexton
We call them the meat tornados round my house
Odiin46
Have one, can confirm, she is retarded, but she's my retarded dog
MandySavage
I have a half wiener (hehe) half Maltese. She's dumb and fluffy. It's great.
oheina
And they have the worst breath.
ween8717
My mom has 7. It's a ridiculous shit show but I love them all.
jonsnowdiesattheend
Honestly expected to be be full of chicken nuggets. 0/10 not satisfied
Toadchan
Are those weinerdogs?!?? I love weinerdogs!!!!!!!!
inkbone
She looks like Wednesday Addams! She's so precious! Oh and the puppies are cute too
Taydaface
Handbags and dogs?! Why can't this be my Christmas?!!!
DraxTheDestroyerLaughingAtYourEmbarrassment
Someone should edit this to be bees
JediWizard
OhioCornHusker3
Go Huskers!
fudgeteddy
Don't you just love those little puppers?
Moghul
I'm a 23 year old dude. I would cry just as hard. I pay bills. I own things. I would totally bawl my eyes out.
SamwiseTheBrave1
I own things haha
MentalistApprentice
'I pay bills. I own things.' Yes. Seriously great.
PiGiSpi
You pay bills AND own things? I thought after that your tear ducts get closed shut by all that testosterone
JustamUstaCheride
The "woashit!" reaction when she first opens the bag cracks me right up.
bobbomb93
i thought it was tear gas
earlymornin
Star Wars PJs! Parenting done right! +1
DarkLordComments
HI I'M DOG... I MAY HAVE POOPED IN HERE.
glock19
1: They have a lot of dogs.Not too many, can never have too many. 2: to idiots pissed about it being in bag, the bag is prob not airtight
muscletank
im no dr. but, do you have a 19?
glock19
I actually have a 17, but the number 19 was always my thing.
glock19
lol nor was it in there very long, i'm guessing.
mallywanders
Didn't see a sudden cringe from the girl discovering poop, so no, it wasn't in there long.
princessAWSM
There is never enough dogs!!!!!!!!!!!
kahooki
"Oh no! I hate dogs!" ~ daughter probably
degenerator
Is the daughter a cat?
JPSimsta
"Oh no! I hate dogs!" ~ other dogs probably
ItsCaptain0bvious
"HOT dogs, I said I love HOT dogs..."
agumonkey
I asked for a caaa cacaccca atttt AACAAAAAT
SirCosmicSloth
Talok131
Plot twist, the daughter is extremely allergic to dogs and the mom is trying to kill her.
Nineteenletterslong
Munchausen by pupsy?
Boopbeepbeep
That's why she's crying
WhatRaySay
look you frail nutjobs, I think we can all pump the brakes on the outrage and assume she zipped the handbag right before entering the room
Heatho666
You'd be a complete fuckin idiot to think she didn't.
shpanky
Nah, she probably also punched it a few times to keep it quiet.
CatStevenz
right?! Find something better to be outraged against.
AdmiralSassbar
You had me at "look you frail nutjobs". You could have said anything after that and I would have been on board.
kwongdzu
Honestly I was more concerned about the possibility of poop in the handbag
Thatrandomuserwithnoname
liveandletrawr
I know, right? As if a cardboard box with holes in the top is so much better anyways
aselleus
Ohhhhh you're supposed to put holes in the box? Welp, gonna try again next year
iamthefffffest
Remember to make the holes before you put the pup in the box!
aselleus
And then put it in the attic until next Christmas?
Zoroasterisk
Right
Theshoot
This is the attitude the world needs right now.
ramessesthe3rd
I vote @Crazydreams to be the voice of rationality on Imgur. We need a "frail nutjobs" campaign slogan.
Aguroiar
Cool.. oh hey undercovergiraffe
undercovergiraffe
Oh hey there! :)
Aguroiar
How you doing
Dilbertbarb
Thats alot of dogs
justsomeboringscreenname
That's a lot of weiners
AdmiralJohn
I have four, and not small dogs... two lab/huskies, a Golden and a small hound mutt. My house is full of hair.
VigorousWhale
Not enough, I say
FungusForge
That's what? 3 or 4 dogs? And they're tiny. I got 6 pit labs and a greyhound.
kantaloupemelon
I have 5 dogs on one acre in the countryside. They're watch dogs. Found them over the years on the side of the road. All licensed and loved.
CpnScallyswag
That's the right amount of dogs
BahamutBBob
There are 5 dogs living in my house.
xmaneds
lots of dogs http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/k/G/2/palin-lotsofdogs.jpg
westo48
Well you're not wrong
gottsmack
We have 6
Blacklistedone
At least you know they'll keep them well into adulthood.
Tonberryc
MrR0b0Panda
But only one child
ThatNoahGuy
They're good dogs, Brent.
TheAmbiguityShows
That's a lot of dogs.
OlDickTwist
I was looking for it, thank you.
RyanSnead
You like dags?
Rhinestonegorilla
Dags? Oh, dogs, yeah I like dags, I like caravans more.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
a lot*
SpecimenSpiff
Allot
slaughterface
alots
EverydayPaul
In Nebraska you can have 3 dogs 5 cats and 1 pig before a state kennel license is required to keep them.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
MO its 3 domestic pets per household
StormSaxon
9 cats here in my MD county. It's like they want us to be crazy cat ladies/men.
iDrinkDrano
In California it's 3 per half acre or something like that
kantaloupemelon
Depends on the city/county. I can have 5, nearby town is 4.