Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Sep 10, 2018 6:42 PM

newtScalamanderr

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You wanna know how I got these scars?

Not OC but made me chuckle.

Edit: Thanks to @Apokal in the comments, I found the artist: Here’s the IG link: https://www.instagram.com/obiaris/?hl=en

Africa I was going to say mosquito bites till I saw the last pic, Wakanda probably found a way to keep those little bastards out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You only cook bacon naked once.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was antivaccines

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So, black people can't cook, eh?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that kind of a Zsasz rip off?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so he had to be making fried chicken, what a coincidence right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those were scars!? I was wholly convinced he was wearing the dumbest bubble-wrap shirt ever and nobody was talking about it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently bought one of those splatter screens. It works most of the time.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just saw that Black Panther was on Netflix, I enjoyed it...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4/6

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that fried chicken?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Made by an African American???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Smallpox

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he made them himself how did he do the ones on his back?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Miror

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Use a pot lid as a shield... Glass is better so you can see.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IS this a comic somewhere!? I need a break from the onslaught of relationship comics! Sauce please!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://www.the-gutters.com Pros of american hero comics parody american hero comics.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he cooking fried chicken? Is... Is this racist?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.instagram.com/obiaris/?hl=en Found source.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly it was kinda better at 4/6. Still a good laugh though.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, where are the other two?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's only one more.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was going off the numbering. The end-board counted towards the total, I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are the other two pages?

7 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 2

Save you a click: panel 5 he says, "Yeah me too." Panel 6 is the artist asking for subscribers.

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Hm. Why would this person not put up panel 5

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I think the joke works better without it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is the reason I hate to fry eggs.. Goddamned spiting ovum bastards..

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You're cooking them too hot. Try reducing the heat or using margarine to grease the pan

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/ZurlMVN

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That actually exists? I've cooked bacon+eggs hundreds of times and literally never been troubled...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, don't mock me.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I cook bacon bare chested. If I get grease on my shirts then I have to replace them. I hate shopping.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just use a cooking apron like every level-headed, suburbanite BBQ dad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d have to go shopping for one. And I’m not a dad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you function? Just order one online if you don't want to pick one up at the supermarket. Keep burning oil off your skin.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well for starters, I don’t let it get on my skin. I didn’t say I was reckless.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, apron. Buy one, hang it in the kitchen. Save your clothes from oil spots.

7 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 4

How dare you use logic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flatmate made fun of me for using it. He dropped a potato in a pan full of hot oil wearing no Tshirt. No more jokes after hospital visit

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's why I wear only an apron when I cook

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I still have my old apron from when I worked at Domino's. I use that.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It took me far too long and too many ruined shirts to learn this.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re not a,one, I also take the long road through life’s simple lessons.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder what would happen if hot oil pops into your eye. One of my irrational fears.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello, former fryer bitch here. So, what happens is, it burns REALLY FUCKING HOT and you have to wear an eyepatch cold compress for the day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just for the day? It doesn't turn your eye hazy white like a cooked fish?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might have got a glancing blow or lucky in some other way. But my vision isn't permanently marred. It was just a drop of oil not a bunch

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0