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You wanna know how I got these scars?
Not OC but made me chuckle.
Edit: Thanks to @Apokal in the comments, I found the artist: Here’s the IG link: https://www.instagram.com/obiaris/?hl=en
MarvinTheMartiansDog
Africa I was going to say mosquito bites till I saw the last pic, Wakanda probably found a way to keep those little bastards out.
railgap
You only cook bacon naked once.
lazybuthappy
I thought he was antivaccines
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
TrombeOverride
So, black people can't cook, eh?
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Isn’t that kind of a Zsasz rip off?
GipCee
Meh
ProfessorAssBlast2020
so he had to be making fried chicken, what a coincidence right?
The1andFuture
Those were scars!? I was wholly convinced he was wearing the dumbest bubble-wrap shirt ever and nobody was talking about it.
AVRpearn
I recently bought one of those splatter screens. It works most of the time.
detour512
Just saw that Black Panther was on Netflix, I enjoyed it...
VresiBerba
4/6
lokazaki14
Is that fried chicken?
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Made by an African American???
Koga73
Smallpox
PCGoblin
If he made them himself how did he do the ones on his back?
astrangehop
Miror
Griffen228
Use a pot lid as a shield... Glass is better so you can see.
Cortezdelanoche
IS this a comic somewhere!? I need a break from the onslaught of relationship comics! Sauce please!
aPokal
https://www.the-gutters.com Pros of american hero comics parody american hero comics.
NoMoreWeiners
Is he cooking fried chicken? Is... Is this racist?
aPokal
https://www.instagram.com/obiaris/?hl=en Found source.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
Honestly it was kinda better at 4/6. Still a good laugh though.
realbrickwall
So, where are the other two?
singingninjaMX
There's only one more.
realbrickwall
I was going off the numbering. The end-board counted towards the total, I guess.
erickwhite9
Where are the other two pages?
aPokal
https://www.instagram.com/obiaris/?hl=en
milw123
Save you a click: panel 5 he says, "Yeah me too." Panel 6 is the artist asking for subscribers.
tugboatcaptain
Hm. Why would this person not put up panel 5
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
I think the joke works better without it.
Killerma
This is the reason I hate to fry eggs.. Goddamned spiting ovum bastards..
155DangerClose
You're cooking them too hot. Try reducing the heat or using margarine to grease the pan
DoughnutJimmy
https://imgur.com/ZurlMVN
ApexAlpha
That actually exists? I've cooked bacon+eggs hundreds of times and literally never been troubled...
Killerma
Please, don't mock me.
slagathorstiffnips
I cook bacon bare chested. If I get grease on my shirts then I have to replace them. I hate shopping.
Mercenarity
Just use a cooking apron like every level-headed, suburbanite BBQ dad.
slagathorstiffnips
I’d have to go shopping for one. And I’m not a dad.
Mercenarity
How do you function? Just order one online if you don't want to pick one up at the supermarket. Keep burning oil off your skin.
slagathorstiffnips
Well for starters, I don’t let it get on my skin. I didn’t say I was reckless.
DYLANLEE79
Guys, apron. Buy one, hang it in the kitchen. Save your clothes from oil spots.
GrimdogX
How dare you use logic.
Daetur
Flatmate made fun of me for using it. He dropped a potato in a pan full of hot oil wearing no Tshirt. No more jokes after hospital visit
whatthewho
That's why I wear only an apron when I cook
Kyrorayne
I still have my old apron from when I worked at Domino's. I use that.
aBastardNoLonger
It took me far too long and too many ruined shirts to learn this.
destinoz
You’re not a,one, I also take the long road through life’s simple lessons.
Nize426
I wonder what would happen if hot oil pops into your eye. One of my irrational fears.
SirSage
Hello, former fryer bitch here. So, what happens is, it burns REALLY FUCKING HOT and you have to wear an eyepatch cold compress for the day.
Nize426
Just for the day? It doesn't turn your eye hazy white like a cooked fish?
SirSage
I might have got a glancing blow or lucky in some other way. But my vision isn't permanently marred. It was just a drop of oil not a bunch