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#got #game_of_thrones
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#got #game_of_thrones
TheWildGunman
Seven Hells!!!!
azrx
copingcabana
I love how Joffrey looks like he just saw someone wearing a blue dress and brown heels.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Poor Bill Miller from Still Standing
Westmore8
The seed is strong.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Mm some good Bobby b memes
Ayanami81
He had secret children
WhellerNG
He had unsecret children. Robert had sixteen acknowledged bastards.
TheCrazy88Horse
Roberts Rebellion by BazBattles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1zsvHusfPQ (Awesome channel, mostly real history.)
Benja42
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absolutezero182
Cersei tried to love robert, but he didnt try to love her
ProfessorMorifarty
The kid that finally figures out there is no breastplate stretcher
fairybug
Myrcella probably loved Robert as her father, in fairness. And we know that a few of the women he cheated with had affection for him.
rillin
Heck, once upon a time Cersei loved him and would have wanted to make it work. Too bad he was hung up on Lyanna.
CowEater
Savage
xarmx
BOW YE SHITS!
Akillesursinne
Well, to be fair he could pretty much beat everyone of 'em in a fight. Before he pissed himself.
giftkartoffel
Love Lyannas foil necklace. Maybe she made it herself
Funnyjunker
Isn't that the guy who wrote GNU and the GPL licence?
Cheomesh
Stallman?
pigbuttworm
For a GNU dawn! For freedom!
AlJAhmed
But could he take on the dothraki on an open field?
fairybug
Could he? Probably not. But he would have.
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Back in the day him against a dothraki probably wouldn't be too close.
Teachertricks
Single or even against a couple average dothraki? Robert was portrayed nearly as strong as the mountain and a great strategist. Robert ftw.
AussieBacon
Didn't he kill rhaegar in a single strike?
pgdave
His legitimate heir is Stannis, not that complicated.
YarTheBug
*was
ReluktantSkeptik
Not anymore.
farleyminarley
Northoftheborder
Read a solid theory about Gendry being Cersei and Roberts kid, Cersei gave him up at birth and covered it up with a lie about how he died.
hblb229
Then why would be be acknowledged by Robert as a bastard
elviswasanalien
The one true king!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Beater of bastards!
DrGIN
Poor Robert. Is it too much to want out of life to drink and whore and not have to be a king?
Balisarius
Yeah no legitimate sons but he had like sixteen bastards! That's pretty good going!
javer80
You little shits.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
He killed his way into a seat an entire 7 seasons of Kings have vied for, and didn't even care about the power. Cercei should try not caring
Niddhoger
IDK, Cersei has more or less had the throne sense her father died. And Robert's not caring f*cked the country royally in its own way, too.
thematman92
She has nothing else but power. What can she care about that she hasn't killed or driven away
Sticklebrickk
Too late
ThePickle
That's all she ever cared about. The idea that she loved and cared about her children was a fantasy she indulged in, but was never true
rossmanthebossman69
Thank you
ulvy
I think you are wrong
LrdDrkkn
no u
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Shouldn't the last picture be of Gendry?
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
He's not legit. Except for with a Warhammer! Amiright!?
bananahag
*legitimate*
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
Bastards are never legitimate heirs to anything.
ProfessorDumbledorable
Except if they are legitimized like Ramsay Bolton
fairybug
They can be legitimized, though. The Targaryens had a whole war over it. And Joffrey thought them threatening enough to assassinate.
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
All of that is true, but Gendry hasn't been legitimized yet.
BenSuspended
GODS I WAS STRONG
Akillesursinne
More Dragon!
Talmorean
Lancel. Gods, what a stupid name. Lancel Lannister. Who named you, boy, some half-wit with a stutter?
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
get the breast stretcher before I piss myself!
DrGIN
WINE!
DontLookHereorReadThis
Right before I brought it down he shouted, WAIT!....wait.
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
Dothraaki on an open field ned!
Talmorean
5....or....1? (Slams fist into hand.)
GavinScreaming
Well he wasn't wrong
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Why is this particular quote popular all of a sudden? I've seen it a few times. Have I missed something?
BenSuspended
I got it from r/freefolk. imo the best asoiaf related memes and discussion. free from crying about spoilers and other bitch shit like that
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Bobby B memes
LordCommanderoftheNightsWatch
Called Boarposting. The freedom popularized it on 4Chan and reddit, a meme war then ensued.
trumpet87
I blame Binge Mode podcast from The Ringer, they rewatched all 60 episodes and Gods I was strong was a quote they said all the time
GavinScreaming
Yea I started saying it constantly because of that podcast
SwampLord
Gendry
galspanic
Since his mother is Cersei and father is Robert... yup.
goflyblind
just keep rowing.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
He's not legit based on his bastard nature.
loriloveslore
People are theorizing that Gendry is a natural born son who was abandoned by Cersei because of how much Robert disgusted her, but she~
whatupmyknitters
that would be too many ancestral plot twists for me
loriloveslore
couldn't bring herself to kill him.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
interesting....
MattMcC980
He could be legitimized by a royal decree.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Can only be done by a ruler, and would not be a smart thing to do
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
Wouldn't that royal decree had to of come from Robert himself? He was the last legit king right?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
It's whoever is one ths iron throne, or who has a claim to it apparently
MattMcC980
It could come from any of them. In the books Stannis offers to legitimize Jon Snow as a Stark.
hblb229
In the show, too.
Niddhoger
And who is going to royally decree Gendry their usurper? As soon as hes legit he'd threaten the person who signed it.
MattMcC980
Only if he desires the throne. However if he were to declare loyalty the stormlands might follow their new leige Lord. I could as be talking
MattMcC980
Out my ass.