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PunkySic
I'm allergic to potatoes :(
carstenc
Photographs on imgur? Potato.
Conser1
Chips and crisps. They're english.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
The Potato Song by Cheryl Wheeler: https://youtu.be/5Co4YI_Vsmg
recentlyChangedUsername
Irish? Starve
mrmash
User name for sale. Send pics.
geiokami
Mmmm starch
endlesssaturdays
400th repost on Imgur? Potato.
UrsaPsi
They totally do though. The potato being exported from the New World has an enormous agricultural impact on the entire world
SentientSpork
Shooting someone? Potato gun.
rocketturttle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqXz47OPWo
AnarchySong
Hotel? Trivago.
alannaoftrebond
You ok OP? (If you’re confused look at the tags)
Vaanhalen
Something something Russian potato vodka
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
Mark Watney: *heavy breathing*
memeologees
Summer? Potato salad
GoogleFucker
Stranded on Mars? Potato farm.
itwasbuilticame2
I watched a movie recently, it's driving me crazy i can't remember which, a character says their favourite game is Goldeye N64 Slappers only
Tom40
Chips? Crisps? British-like typing detected.
Nerfection
Well, we invented the bloody language, so we can do what we like with it, you damn yank.
AtsaMattaForYou
Ostreich
But gnocchi? We all know gnocchi is the hovercraft of the carbohydrates.
ChaotikWolfi
I love me some gnocchi!
strangerthingies
is there a dessert potato?
SpecialProjectY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissel It's delicious, very filling, low calorie (no sugar version) and very good if you have stomach problems
BrisketSandwich24
Sweet potato pie son. Better than pumpkin
softestpants
Potato donuts are the shit!
ChaotikWolfi
...potatonuts
SpecialProjectY
Spudnuts!
JayEnfield
Very few vodkas are made of potato. In fact, Europe has been making vodka for about 400 years longer than they've had potatoes.
MissKalanek
Yup, Much easier to make vodka from grains than from potatoes
JayEnfield
Or grapes, for some reason.
littlegingerone
Hey just a note from ireland.. we once heavily relied on potatoes for a while and it didnt work out very well
asquiiiiiiisha
*the English took all of your grain so you had a monoculture staple
justarandomfandom
Reminds me of the joke 'how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None'. I laughed then I felt bad.
calledwylch
....fancy dinner, a baked potato? That's real class, right there; said no-one, ever.
Filanwizard
If you put it on a fancy plate in a place with a fancy chef and charge 39.95 its classy because society is made of suckers.
oynsy
Yeah, made me chuckle. Now put Dauphinoise, or Hassleback, and now you're talking
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
A baked potato with onions and bacon and sour cream and butter and assorted seasonings.
Justtogivedaupvotes
Ay, u can make a classy, delicious baked potatoe with the right ingredients.
Justtogivedaupvotes
Granted, there are better, more eloquent dishes u can make with potatoes. Don't knock a good baked potatoe though lol
ingelri
Yes, I love it when my potatoes are well-spoken
Imadefetchhappen
With a steak? Sounds fine to me
brookswift
yeah, but not classy
LittlemissEm
More like sit down dinner as apposed to fast food
EverydayIdleness
aren't potatoes a staple crop in a number of nations for this reason?
Comradesjeltonarmy
I would broaden it to tubers
GoogleFucker
And planets!
FuryM0nk
When Ireland ran out of potatoes, their whole country collapsed.
d3vilsavocado
Fun fact: Ireland still hasn’t recovered from the potato famine. Back then the population was ~8mil, now it’s only ~4mil
opkraut
Something something potato famine
IBarelyHaveEnoughSpaceToPostCommentsButCanMakeASuperLongName
BlueYoMind
It's like one big french fry dipping in some ketchup.
Downvote4Love
Something something Ireland
PW28
Oooo Aaaah Up The Ra
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Why would you put staples in your crops?? People eat those crops! You’re mean
afkalmighty
Where else are those people supposed to get their daily iron from? Duh
Mistruths
You staple the plant so they grow even and are easier to harvest.
Wolfsleigher
Me: "Who the fuck gets chips for fast food?" (reads crisps) Me:...fucking brits
Squandiddly
Chips is a stupid word for crisps. If anything they’re slices not chips
Wolfsleigher
Chips is a stupid word for fries. If anything they're elongated pieces not chips.
Wolfsleigher
Chips is a stupid word for fries. If anything they're elongated pieces not chips.
Squandiddly
French fries and chips are different. French fries are thin Bois and chips are chunky
Squandiddly
https://www.honestburgers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ChipsBanner.jpg chips
Squandiddly
https://www.honestburgers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/ChipsBanner.jpg French fries
NivalisAngelus
Poutine.
MrFroman
Canada, eh? Poutine
ilhares
That falls under 'chips' on this list.
ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
Just tried some for the first time last Friday; well done Canada, well done!
MarieLuneHB
Oui !
LynxAries
Went to Canada and fell in love with Poutine. Back in Texas and very sad.
NivalisAngelus
You can always make your own.
MissKalanek
Cheese curds can be hard to find in some places.
NivalisAngelus
That is a real bummer. Cheese cubes work too.
LynxAries
What Kalenek said. It's hard to find cheese curds here.
Deliveryham
I never thought it would be hard to. find cheese curds. But i do live in the mid west
Hecter94
horny? Potato.
riftventdweller
Um, no. Too far
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Mashed
godofnope
Hotel? Trivago
AcrimoniousDragon
Potato salad with extra mayo.
Tornadotaco
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
"Paige NO"
ChromeDome123
Hotel?
loupigs
Trivago
IneedToWinLotto
Too far, man
Jellybeanboom
-retard masturbating at the bus stop.
aleister94
(bouncing noise) oh no my potato
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
use it to power a vibrator
captainclutch
Only a whole raw potato
funkysquirrel
I think you're supposed to use a grapefruit.
NballardPDX
The good old grapefruit technique
nclu
robertloblawlessthethird
Not if you’re Irish
bigdog838
Karen, don't!
MisterLemons
WAHGGSHHHSSGSGHSGHG
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
DarkeKai
Horny potato
jenw
I understood that reference.
Hecter94
That's especially impressive because I wasn't referencing anything
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
At least that's what you think
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MangoLassi
I first read it as "14 months pregnant" which has obvious problems.
Sooothisonethyme
There was a married couple a few years back that hadn't had sex, they would eat raw potato's when they got horny instead, IIRC
TheRicM
YRC (You Recalled Correctly)
previoustopcomment
it was a satire article but yes.