I cared for a patient that popped a pimple and got face cellulitis. Was nearly septic when she decided to go to the hospital. It’s wild that she would have died had she had the same problem 75 years ago. Praise antibiotics.
Hormonal differences & body composition may play a role. Women tend to have less muscle mass & more subcutaneous fat, making them more prone to bruising. Additionally, estrogen can affect blood vessel fragility.
I don't know how common it is, but as a married dude, I can confirm my wife is always getting mystery bruises unrelated to any injury. We both got a laugh out of the vid cuz the bruise fairy is as good an explanation as any.
Creating content that people enjoy is their job. Or at least one of them if they're not full time. People make stuff, and then get compensated for doing so. It's how media works. No different to film and TV. Just on a different platform.
LeeeB
I FUCKING NEW IT! I knew those bruises couldn't be random!!
Shewy92
New reaction gif:
DmNerd
Crackermilk is so unhinged. They're great.
disposabledom
I love being a bruise gancanagh
digginlife
So THAT’s where they come from.
gobnaitOLunacy
UDI's as I call them (unidentified Drinking Injuries)
Like2Fox
Credit the creators you fucking leech
Shewy92
Yo, calm down, it's not that serious lol
RxYoshi10
https://www.instagram.com/nic_the_pixie/?hl=en
That's nichameleon!
TyrTheTired
Source, for those who want more: https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk
DaveSamsonite
I just want the bruise fairy to work out some of the knots in my back.
soulessgingr
Ty!
fractalsphere
Showed this to my wife who is in the random bruise club and she laughed her ass off
lightfoot2
Whoah, that went hard fast.
TsubakiTragic
so the name "bruise fairy" meant nothing?
PineappleLoopsBroether
kind of reminds me of this
anyrandom0
I cared for a patient that popped a pimple and got face cellulitis. Was nearly septic when she decided to go to the hospital. It’s wild that she would have died had she had the same problem 75 years ago. Praise antibiotics.
3rdoption
JockoV
That went fast hard.
wargarbel
WHO IS THE SKETCH BY? HMM? WHO?
ImpossibleAgenda
BY WHOM IS THIS SKETCH BY?
Asadsadsadclown
The world may never know
wargarbel
https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk it's crackermilk and you shouldn't steal their stuff, they don't like it
rusrsdude
If only there was a video that demonstrates exactly that!
MadamPuddifoot
@OP
LariCheltsy
Don't leave, man. Ask to join in.
ShadowGlizzy
I like the one about liking cake.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Do girls just be getting bruises? I was unaware there was a gender discrepancy in bruising
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
My wife does. Just random ass bruises outta nowhere that don't hurt and go away on their own.
LeeeB
They are just suddenly there....
Togame21
If you menstruate then you're more likely to get anemia, so maybe in that way there sorta is?
amberrawrz
Hormonal differences & body composition may play a role. Women tend to have less muscle mass & more subcutaneous fat, making them more prone to bruising. Additionally, estrogen can affect blood vessel fragility.
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hellothisispeggy
Maybe a jab at domestic abuse similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT2hfG3WbT8 (The Onion "Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem")?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
No, it's about unexplained mystery bruises. Is nothing at all to do with domestic violence.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
I don't know how common it is, but as a married dude, I can confirm my wife is always getting mystery bruises unrelated to any injury. We both got a laugh out of the vid cuz the bruise fairy is as good an explanation as any.
redline6
That was friggin’ stupid and a waste of time. Get a job.
gnomedeplume
like the job you're ignoring to go on imgur?
HandsomePenguin
Says the person trolling around Imgur...
MrWobblyHead
Creating content that people enjoy is their job. Or at least one of them if they're not full time. People make stuff, and then get compensated for doing so. It's how media works. No different to film and TV. Just on a different platform.
TheAccursedHamster
Were you born with that massive stick up your ass, or did you painstakingly shove it up there?
redline6
Rammed it in myself.
autumnblob
They were visited by the stick up the ass fairy
Neonkitty
I've been getting black eyes just from crying recently, I guess my fairy hates me
cardinal29
That doesn't sound good
Neonkitty
My GP didn't seem concerned, so I guess I'll just have to get used to looking like a racoon!
cardinal29
GPs failed to diagnose me for 3 years. Fuckers.