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Feb 23, 2017 7:41 PM
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mk8ultra
Makes me wonder if he has good crack.
zamalek1
Well? What did the Fox say....?
handaloo
Because: Science
lurtsman
Anyone else suddenly want a large flat dark tombstone so foxes will visit? It won't be the damn kids, so at least a fox will appreciate you.
IAmAGoodPerson
Realism to the rescue <3
Jabroni29
I like the Simpson reference.
DecapitatedJizzWizard
+1 for Fox her
8bitSpartan141
markmcn87
QI said the colour of something has nothing to do with it absorbing or retaining heat. Think of all the Bedouins who primarily wear black
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
3 types of people LOL
sb0n
Montreal!
sassass
Yaaaaa I think so too!!
WorajaiPakdee1970
Comments like that is what my my ex kick me out. Thankfully. Let reason never be silenced!
DreksovEagleOwl
JosteinCena
Fun fact: When a fox does that, they are actually catching mice/rodents under the snow. It's actually really clever (still looks hilarious).
theroguex
It is one of my favorite things about foxes. I could seriously watch them do this all day.
JoEllenM
The Fox is no dummy. He knows no one will bother him there.
MangoLassi
I love foxes so much <3
SexualConsent
MangoLassi
Well, not like THAT
JayEnfield
... anymore
Redwolf2495
I'm a simple man. I see napping cute animal, I upvote.
TheAccountIMadeWhenIShouldHaveBeenStudyingForCollegeFinals
Three kinds of people in this world, I suppose. or at least on tumblr.
N3kr0z
TexasChainsawUnicorn
Spiritual...... Romantic..... Scientific, three kinds of people.
RealFuckinNito
Early, faulty conclusion. Early, faulty conclusion. Evidence-based model that accurately describes reality. Two kinds of comments.
Arnoxthe1
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What does the fox say on this matter?
imaginedear
I like both nudity and nerdery.
swinglinered
nurdity
AdmJota
But he's wearing fur.
ThailandExpress
Science!
TypoInEveryComment
IWillOnlyCommentGifs
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
It's always nice to see Gravity Falls as top comment
AVeryNiceGuy1
Username checks out
saucefordipping29
Poor old man mckucket
Dogsox101
Spartan117qz
TheCaydeUnit
EastPenguin436
TheCaydeUnit
RebornAsBagel
Or maybe the fox is also dying
SirSage
I thought your name was CrunchyPigeon. I'm sad now.
HypotheticalQuotes
Fox with a capital F. Because, like... the channel. Am I right guys? High five.
FatxNinja
Cracker Please to Arctic Fox! Cracker Please to Arctic Fox! It's a trap, get outta there!
Yozzoy
Nah he's just taking a break from Waveshining all over Final Destination.
ImTheProfessor
Nope, Chuck Testa.
MrPredator
Maybe it's dying and finding the comfort of those it lost.
Cinnamim
Oh.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
It's his soulmate, the grave says "her"
Futanaridesu
Is that real? There's a lot of expression in that face for a fuckin' craft ass fox.
AwetasticAdventures
Kraft Macaroni and Fox?
Futanaridesu
crafty*. Shit.
RemiRixJones
W...Wh—why would you do that?
peridotstar
My cat sleeps that exact same way-- Foxy Loxy is ok <3
MagnusTheRedCyclops
SexualConsent
I always upvote concerned Nick, +1
OwlPreserves
This always bugs me. Even if reincarnation was a thing, you're not going to remember a dang thing about your past life.
downtownlobster
Reincarnation: your soul totally got born again in a new body, you don't remember any past lives because that's just how it works. Trust us.
Greyghost89
What about deja vu??
Flyndaran
If there is nothing of "you" left to go to the next life, how is it reincarnation at all?
TheWayADrillWorks
Subjective experience is entirely severable from the concept of self.
theroguex
One could argue that the soul itself is separate from the mind, and thus while both are necessary to be you, only the soul carries on.
Flyndaran
So what is a soul in this context? Not memories, thoughts, feelings, literally nothing any of us would refer to as "me".
theroguex
The soul is akin to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices. You can have fried chicken without it, but it's not KFC.
miidnightbleus
Kinda how I tell myself my cat sleeps with me bc of love and not warmth
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
So you're cold af?
Zombraina
Hell, I like to sleep with my bf because I love him AND because he's warm. It doesn't have to be one or the other!
GhostTasha
And my fish love me because of affection, not food. We can tell ourselves these things..
AlabamaShakySnake
My cat likes the cold yet still sleeps on my chest... Hmm, maybe I'm dead and imgur is my hell.
nicetomeetme
I have a husky that hates warmth yet sleeps in the bed with us every night
celestedrake
My cat cuddles with me even when I am colder than other places she could curl up! And not holding food! And am not paying attention to (1)
celestedrake
her! ...Which may be why, but I think she follows me around enough to show she loves me... (2)
FusRoDoodles
Pretty sure my dog sleeps with me because she knows it will allow her to be in the way for even more hours of the day.
ObnoxiousComma
a potato.
Dovahkiink
Feels.
TitterMcGee
There can be two reasons :)
samsonguy920
and even more.
GrimDarkRealities
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FusRoDoodles
Here we have the dreamer, the creator, and the scientist. All are important roles in this world.
MarcelZenner
Disney, Is that you?
theslybanananana
Junktrunkjunkie
But the scientists are right... until another scientist prove us wrong - scientists... probably.
IfYouAreOffendediWasJustJoking
Obviously a free thinker
hotrodny
Yes, as long as the world is ruled by science
TemporarySelf
I love your username. I meet your shout, kinsman.
Showmeyourotters
I was thinking we had the Slytherin, the Hufflepuff, and the Ravenclaw but yours works pretty well :)
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/0WYFH7e
iamapassword
No, fuck that.
LosPer
Thread save. I like your perspective, kind Imgurian
astamurti
Yeah, somebody has to ask the scientist if he wants fries.
filmusic42
Sometimes, in a rare occasion, all the three are mixed into one.
FusRoDoodles
Ah, the enigma of a human
jcro21
But the scientist is more important. Importanterer if you will.
FusRoDoodles
Nothing is saying that they aren't, but no matter how you want them to compete the fact is the world needs them all.
peridotstar
I enjoy this <3
TitaniumTeddyBear
This! Without science we're stuck in the dark ages. Without the arts we're stuck in a futuristic dystopia.
jesusedgarhoover
Yes, because ripping off idiots with the likes of Seances, Tarot and healing crystals is a vital part of the economy.
FusRoDoodles
Where do you think the world would be without fanciful creations like novels, plays, and movies? If everything were set around reality, we
FusRoDoodles
wouldn't have things like Batman, or Fifth Element, or Dragon Ball. Sounds like a sad world to me.
jesusedgarhoover
What's that got to do with Tarot, seances, healing crystals and the extortion of naive or bereaved people? Oh yeah, nothing.
FusRoDoodles
What do seances and tarots and healing crystals have to do with the importance of dreamers and creators? Oh yeah, nothing.
KingGranticus
But we have a joker, smoker, and midnight toker?
FusRoDoodles
Space Cowboys
KingGranticus
I wasn't ready for that
KorruptJustice
But we're still missing a gangster of love...
KingGranticus
And a lover and a sinner
magicpudding
I have done the wild thing on a grave/tomb - do I get 2 for 1 credit?
applesforjuice
I honestly just wanna hang out with Maurice
KingGranticus
That's difficult because only some people call him that
SweetGroverCleveland
Ha
applesforjuice
True, he is known by ridiculous nicknames
waitfiveoatmeal
If i were a teenage boy, I'd be a midnight stroker B)
DoctorWh0m
But now say it in Harry Potter terms.
Showmeyourotters
Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.
FusRoDoodles
We have Muggles, Wizards, and those who are neither, and among them all love stands the strongest power.
stonebrood
that's a pretty reductionist way to look at these fucks. The last one is clearly just much more rational, doesn't exclude them from dreaming
SocoFox
The last one being more rational isn't a certainty. Considering the first two comments, likely just more contrarian.
stonebrood
I meant folks not fucks
yuyufan43
Lol. Angriest typo ever. It made me laugh so +1
EccentricNimoy
Lets us know what your autocorrect is REALLY thinking
VoidIncarnate
The engineer is camped out in the graveyard with a net, thinking, "free foxes!"
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Dogstarlives
And the general is releasing more foxes into the graveyard
SarcasticComment
"Let the hunt begin! Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh!" ~ English Aristocrat in the Graveyard
TheRapMan
Wh... why does the English aristocrat say "bruh"?
SarcasticComment
That was the hunting born, you uncultured swine
Darwinthenaturalselector
*Horn...you illiterate swine!
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Not enough scientists though, ratio is skewed
sumowoman
Keep on dreamin', science guy!
imheretostirthepot
There's plenty of science going around, just not the one you're accustomed to.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Do you mean porn
Tikityler
Earth Porn? Food Porn? Which one do you mean?
imheretostirthepot
What's that?
SovereignPhantasmia
I think it's when you take your mom out to lunch because you love her and go to church every Sunday.
MithridateEupator
Who is the creator here?
ColonelCasual
The photographer, possibly.
FusRoDoodles
The one who took previous information presented and manipulated it into something new (Reincarnation into Soulmates)
DickPicEnthusiast
So one reincarnated as a Fox and the other as a granite gravestone?
FusRoDoodles
Maybe the other guy hasn't been reincarnated yet, and the fox is waiting patiently
JamaicanSauce
Dope
MithridateEupator
I mean... I guess? Different definitions of creator I suppose
sweetnaivety
I would think someone thinking of it as soulmates sees a story behind it
FusRoDoodles
Exactly. They took an idea, and began to manipulate it into something new. That's how authors work.
Tozial
Ah yes the rare voice of reason on tumblr.
theNameChecker
Back to 98 genders on the wall
delilahviolet
This
lenixjon
Wait the other two were just saying what it makes them think about..? Where's the need for a "voice of reason"
fucboiiiiiiiiiii
can we stop this whole "feels over reals
CyborgScribe
or just end our quotations instead?"
fucboiiiiiiiiiii
lol i was gonna type 'can we stop this whole "feels of reals" tumblr is bad bs, its just another website with some crazies' but class ended
imhoots
Two kinds of people...
HappyEngineer
Have you MET usersub?
Tozial
Last night this comment had 15 points and the post had 41. Surprisingly, yes, I have! And I'm shocked they agree.
OperatorCypher
What is tumbler
AlxEverett
Makes me wonder about being a buzzkill
AVoiceOfReason
Hey
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Which is amazing cuz that guys Tumblr is all whimsy and millenial bullshit
dasklaus
Tumblr is nitpicky, obsessive and rigorous. You'll find that kind of reply under every moderately successful bullshit post.
psykolog
the rare voice of reason on Imgur, but that's probably why you were gunning for
psykolog
what*
FunkyDGroovy
By nudityandnerdery
donkeymoney
Actually, "scientists of Tumblr" do good work!
imagurian
Thank you nudityandnerdery
InsertUsernameJokeHere
To be fair, I thought about all three things mentioned in the post when I saw the fox image.
DoublevBomb
Tumblr: You actually never have to see outrage bullshit, as there's tons and tons of porn on it. Lots of specialty stuff too (some scary).
battlemindjase
Holy crap I follow that guy
SecretCupCakeTime
Only thing I follow on tumblr is porn... Anyone got something good?
MrWoodchip
You want anime tiddies or real tiddies
rushid930
Owlturd, the odd1sout and all the other comics that are on imgur all the time
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I know some good ones if you're into the gay
DoublevBomb
Likewise, http://imgur.com/WddFRJ1
samii1010
My tumblr is pretty neat, if you like cars, women and landscapes. It's the same as my username.
ITLKSEZ
I thought tumblr was only a porn site. No?
lysomaru
It became a porn site
MundaneFinality
Depends how weird you want it.
dasklaus
I'll never understand these kinds of comments. "Good" is a useless descriptor for porn, it depends on your taste.
DoublevBomb
Essentially everything you might be interested in, pedestrian, strange or horrifying, tends to be there.
dasklaus
Thanks, Captain Obvious. But what of all that to recommend when people don't specify what they like?
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Yeah, I'm the porn guy in my friend group and I always have to be like "What are you INTO?" when people ask me for "good porn".
cookiesnatcha
Depends what day it is. Today I want chicks with glasses, tomorrow I need bukkake
dontholduptheline
This.
dasklaus
As a person who constantly talks about sex: the vast majority of my friends are into BDSM in some capacity, because vanillas just don't 1/2
illegalacorn
i mean his name is nudity and nerdery
SecretCupCakeTime
Well not everyone is their username.. Are you?
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Yes.
illegalacorn
possibly
MichaelBay
Wanna bet?
maybebutprobablynot
Maybe
TonyTheTiger313
On the internet, nobody knows you're a tiger.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Pffft. No... Uh....
ashmenon
I can confirm that @fartharder does not in fact, fart harder.
fartharder
And there you would be wrong.