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Sep 16, 2021 9:02 AM
TheBloodyLady
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Scaramucci
Just another day for the Survey Corps!
Illithidbane
Most likely, that armor was made from the hide of multiple animals. So you could raise a small herd of cows.
BrightestNight
Monty Python campaign, yes. If the cow can be convinced to come back, maybe. DM's choice otherwise.
middlenameconfusion
If your pcs are high enough level to toss out a rez spells, your villains are high enough level to be wearing leather made from red dragons.
Sinael
You now have to fight a Cow-centaur that has double the stats of initial target and changed from Medium Humanoid to Large Monster/Amalgam.
Sauroctonus
Just remember that necromancy can't work on a fossil, because the organic material has been replaced with minerals. You need >
Sauroctonus
< to turn it into a golem.
aarkarr
GM Response:
modus0
That book looks like it might actually be thicker than the Pathfinder 2e Core Rulebook...
MidasTheAlchemist
Necromancer or disturbed cleric?
Mostlydeadpool
does that work on animals? wouldn't the leather need to be from a humanoid?
Mossiestsloth
Good luck with that casting time of one hour requiring touch
Kenmaira
There's a manga that answers THIS EXACT question. To hilarious effects.
MasterChristopher
I feel like this meme template didn't get enough circulation before dying off.
Rengii
oh you mean like every side character in AoT
MasterChristopher
Except Sasha, basically.
Rengii
At this point I'm only watching the show to hear Ashly Burch talk about potatoes.
RackhamTheRed
Cast it on the sheep intestine condom while in use
ComcastLover
Jokes on you, mine is already alive
AscendedAshaman
You, sir or ma'am, have a sick mind. Also I spit out some coffee laughing to hard. Keep up the good work!
BoozeHound001
Ohhh these are good condoms, I can feel them working and it isn't even in yet.
xyxyxyxy31
CanadaIdentifier
Some say the Welsh invented the first condoms out of sheep intestines. Others improved on this by removing them from the sheep first
squalenework12
?
jesuisgur
Some say the greeks first invented sex. The romans later improved on the idea by trying it with women.
Gen1Optimus
You from New Zealand or...?
sanaujiram
Or Arkansas
hippy80
Welsh. Obviously Welsh
LongoloidFartExplosion
Wales?
RackhamTheRed
No. But I know how things in certain regions of the world go
AscendedAshaman
Lol. I'm from Arkansas and I've worked in Texas a lot. Livestock jokes aplenty.
YoumaboiBlue
Aberdeen perhaps
JustFeedMePieDammit
But certainly a good question
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
And the answer is "No."
Miyamotofan
Oil is dead dinosaurs so can we jurrasic park them back to life? And don't tell me oil is mostly plant matter cause there are dinos in there
mormacil
I guess you could make a dinosaur shaped oil elemental from that, just just small ones, not enough dinosaur matter for a t-rex.
Miyamotofan
Oil elemental sounds rad. Vulnerable to fire damage, inflicts poisoned on hit.
mormacil
Sticky, it can wall climb and it's water proof.
Miyamotofan
Hell yes
Nephalem
Cast time is one hour. Good luck.
FMswottingTottington
This isn't a combat question, it is for...forced conversations soon... will it work and will the cow survive with someone inside and a straw
DeviousWay
You can cast through your familiar. So you summon a spider familiar, it crawls into enemies bedroom with small piece of kraken?
Dasnekones
Party contracts a legendary crafter and provide a dying dragon then present armor to boss within hour.
MithridateEupator
Also the material cost - unless your game is already broken in that respect
MaladaptedMedic
Then again, once you’re casting 7th level spells, 1000gp isn’t too bad
briareosdx
You thought I was going to use this Rod of Ressurection for healing? By the way, BBEG, is that Dragonscale armor?
Thorbane
The spell tears the scale armor away, a dragon begins to form, and... congratulations you've rez'd a half ton terrified toddler dragon.
thelocalcorner
You end up reviving an ancient red dragon, roll dexterity/evasion as an earthquake immediately begins around the region Then roll initiative
pendrin
The dragon begins to form around the BBEG their souls merging into each other. You are now fighting a dragon with plans for world domination
Magus25
A good DM let's you roll with it, but makes sure you regret it if it's dumb enough.
pveeckhout
As if our bbeg isn't already a dragon with plans for world domination
Wolvenlight
"If we live through this, I'm gonna be the next asshole that kills Mystra." - Guy with Rod of Resurrection.
NewHickoryDickables
"GET IN LINE!" cries a series of unholy aberrations, "Ticket number 280?" cries a disembodied evil. A lich floats up with a dagger in hand.
Radix865
Doesn't resurrect require that the body is mostly in one piece? Like it doesn't work on someone who got disintegrated into dust.
TheVerrucktMan
Nope. Raise Dead does, but Resurrection only needs part of the body. Ashes are all you need and True Resurrection doesn't even need a body.
Eleshar24
Ah, I was about to fall for the same horrible error as Radix865, thanks for preventing me for casting shame on me and my family.
BrightestNight
It's all in the wording of the spell. Players can argue that point.
Scaramucci
One Piece? No, this is Attack on Titan.
CommodusLeitdorf
Yes, this is not possible. Body has to be majority in tact to even attempt it.
namelessfish
So would it work if the armor is made from a full body skin jerky? Like a onesie made by leatherface or something?
tassadar102
You'd probably be missing too much of the internals for it to work. Would be up to DM interpretation of what "mostly intact" means.
namelessfish
Ah ok that makes sense
Sauroctonus
So a generous DM would allow you to resurrect that person as a balloon?
tassadar102
A "generous" dm is certainly one way of putting it.
wlfman
"I'm going to ignore that." - THOSE kinds of players, we all know the ones
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
"No." - The sane kinds of GMs.
archerdude
True Resurrection or Wish can both revove without the need for a body at all
Someshithead241
But they would also generate a new body in the process
Millsslslsls
so you're saying I can revive a cow around a guy, even if he has no leather on? So could i just revive a blue whale anytime, anywhere?
MrToday
Yes.
LordRevan2584
You know, this is a good question. Any DM in the room? And I have another one, can I make a Water Elemental from the body of my enemy?
Daarst
I'd say no, because the rest of the animal isn't there.
kerBamf
If taken in single combat before Shai-Hulud, his water is yours.
Akasharoo
As a DM, I would rule it as a no unless it's a WISH because, it would impact other player enjoyment. 5 min fun for >10 min consequences
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
*blood* elemental
FiveShiftOne
It is unlikely that the spell would count the cured and treated leather as "remains" but that would depend on the DM. And no, not without >
antras
"Well, unless the villain is vegetarian, a certain portion of their cells are derived from animal remains, therefore I could-" "No."
FiveShiftOne
designing your own spell to do so and it'd be some serious fuckery. Elementals are summoned, not created.
Eleshar24
If it were armour made of human leather (like in BG2 series), then yes, why not. Except resurrection probably does not just transform 1/2
Eleshar24
the remains into the individual. I imagine it pulverises the remains and reforms the resurrected person in a nearby suitable location. 2/3
Eleshar24
So at best, you make the target's leather armour go away. 3/3