MsPandaPan
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I would want to be able to teleport anywhere at any time
Apr 15, 2017 7:03 PM
MsPandaPan
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I would want to be able to teleport anywhere at any time
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
To be able to absolve my student loans before dying of old age
superging1
...now this Coke tastes like Pepsi
RhinoceRoss989
You can only do so when completely naked and not carrying anything.
EmperorCartagia
Omnipotence.
BlastTheStrongestHero
You can teleport, but only you. No clothes or objects can come with you
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Spice002
Any time you stop time, you also get stopped.
feralisaur
...but peanuts now taste slightly more like walnuts
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
No power is worth this cost
ParanoidWithGoodCause
the power of Infinite money
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
But the economy collapses, making it all worthless
TotallyNotAnAlt
An ability that manifests my mental energy into a being that can turn anything it touches into a bomb and detonate it.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
But your mental energy also causes anything you touch to detonate including yourself
ParalysisOfWill
..but you arrive one year after you left
MsPandaPan
Would I lose a year of my life? Or just the world around me?
ParalysisOfWill
no, to you it's instantaneous, but the world around you has advanced one year
MsPandaPan
That Would suck
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Hitmonbrucelee
You can only turn into basic 3d shapes. Cubes, spheres, cones, and such.
ParalysisOfWill
that's not "anywhere" then is it
BadBoldBigNosedBiblicalBrother
The ability to see deleted comments on imgur
ViciousOtter
But they are all insane personnal attacks toward you.