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So I successfully convinced a game full of people to stop killing each other and just read about Lions on de_zoo!
We learned about Lions.
Also we got to learn about Coral Reefs and the Fish that live there.
Did you know Fresh Water fish make up over 42% of all of the fish in the world? I sure didn't!
Finally we got to learn about Meerkats!
Today was a good day at the de_Zoo!
FairClouds
Haha, that knife name though
Ginocide
RIP Dudeblox
duuuuud
Get the app GO cases for skins and use my referral code aaf7Qw for some coins
blargant
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'VE BEEN HOLIDAYING IN DE_MIRAGE
SoulHeart
Your doing God's work OP, we all proud
ArieDel
I love how there's just blood casually spattered on the wall in the aquarium one.
mrwaffles
Upvote because my first grader is actually at the zoo right now on a field trip.
bonsaitree
I'd be the guy throwing a 'nade in the middle of the group.
Narushima
That would never be possible on consoles. Because the textures aren't detailed enough to read.
florianizer
They should allow knives at real zoos. Imagine how quickly people could get from exhibit to exhibit.
phill82245
Thanks Op I need a good laugh
deathson10
I had a group of 500 random people take off all their armor get smashed and start yelling somebody ask about my wiener at 3am in wow
AgamemnonsMemes
"Today was a good day at De Zoo"
Cosmic77
someone doesn't csgo
sadpancake
I see zoo simulator in the near future.
squirreltactics
Someone is swimming with the fishes.
deathson10
And then op killed everyone
mynameismarissa
What game is this?
ethancx
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
mynameismarissa
Thanks :) I think I wanna try it!
ferdturguson
I wish folks would give me enough time to read signs...and kill chickens.
vcelloho
Zoologists Win
ProfessorSexyTime
"Okay, who stabbed Timmy at the Aquarium?" "Sorry Miss..."
yayayaimlordeyayaya
Nice m9 m8 i r8 it 8/8
SniperMarmot
You missed the opportunity to say that you went to de zoo.
dreadmad
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/37b4as/de_story/
Zerowes
This is exactly what I was thinking every time I saw "the de_Zoo"
makescreamogreatagain
I just read it as "de zoo" the whole time.
itzaluigi
Cuz knowing is half the battle
thetallfreak
I was really hoping that someone else thought this
timothias
"Today was a good day at the de_Zoo!!" As there's blood on the wall of the aquarium.
Diofant
de_Piranhas
CelticGirl0129
I asked him to please stop talking over the tour guide. Some people just don't listen.
SniperMarmot
Today was a good day at de_zoo.
GasBandit
I sneezed.
raspymorten
What good aquarium DOESN'T have blood somewhere on the walls?
NineByNine
Well, they were warned not to leave the tour group...
TheLastBillyBumbler
So, does that mean salt water fish make up the other 58% of fish in the world?
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Please csGO back to math class.
AsSeenByMacaroni
Interestingly, only 55% are saltwater fish. The other 3% is your mom's undercarriage
Pangwyn
god, that's a lot of salt in a video game.
SharksAndRecreation
There's some gud content on those boards, I was thinking about going on and just reading all of them.
zappy212
All jokes aside it was pretty interesting to read them all.
SharksAndRecreation
I got shot to much to do it in deathmatch :P
zappy212
This was in a Deathmatch, I successfully convinced everyone to stop shooting and start reading. :)
SharksAndRecreation
There is some great attention to detail there, i admit. On a sidenote I saw a chicken running in one of the fish exhibits
zappy212
I saw that happen too, then someone threw a grenade and blew up the fish. :(
allthenamesaregone
In TF2, porn sprays are used to get easy kills when the honry 14 year olds get distracted.
BatsuitsNipples
I liked the sprays that were tame when far away but changed to porn or something disgusting as you got close
KelluvaKobra
Could you show me a gif, or get me one for my tf2
KelluvaKobra
Could you show me a gif, or get me one for my tf2
ATalkingMushroom
Waiting for OP to deliver like
AUsernameNotTaken
Real men use sprays with copious text to distract everyone.
ultrarobprime
Calm down, lucifer
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DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
Commenting because I want this
DragonOnSteroids
That's just mean....I love it.
ATalkingMushroom
Commenting for future use.
Kronoak
i love it, just wish i could do this for once, no one ever let's me just read the signs
Billtcm
I got an entire competitive match to not kill for the whole 15-15 game it was pretty amazing
zappy212
Haha I know right.
zotten
let's
BigDickMystic
I read the fishy ones in a comp last night,lucky I was in a pre made group and my friends got a kick out of it
ff177
*Lets (sorry)
Moogin
I once convinced a lobby to just knife. That was fun.
Iamlordofspuds
Bf4 was great for that
Moogin
I always feel so dumb when I'm knifed in Bf4 lol
Gonnaderpya
Way back in WoW, there was this guy so mutually hated by the opposing factions on my server that one faction helped the other kill one guy.1
Gonnaderpya
I don't mean once or twice. They fucking farmed his ass. He was so hated he even got his own encyclopedia dramatica page. 2/2
Popyseed11
I love encyclopedia dramatica
Sarius121
Link? Unless it was lost?
WhiteGlas
http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/4691286+_3a4b97cdc9bc360708502e084fa9b58b.jpg
ProbablyNotJosephFink
Commenting for reference if sauce ever posted
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
Waiting for link.
UncommonWhiteBread
in console, do map de_zoo, and set warmup to infinite time and kick all the bots, you can read all the signs
DragonOnSteroids
in tf2 you can put "mp_tournament 1" into the console and get unlimited time, so maybe it would work in CS?
UncommonWhiteBread
i think the best way to do that is to do exec gamemode_casual then do mp_warmup_pausetimer 1. I have a script that does this, grenade prac
MagneticLasso
there is something magical about the post though, how they got everyone not to kill each other is amazing (if they aren't all friends)
Feralkyn
I've had world of warcraft battlegrounds, once or twice, pause for a group picnic. That's 20-80 people, depending on BG.
Ironsloth159
you'd be surprised how often non ranked CSGO servers do shit like this
WhimsicalCalamari
I don't play shooters much, but from my limited experience I can still say that something like this on a pub server is entirely possible.
OneDarkDay
You're right. It's the casual game mode variant, and people coordinate completely random things that would never fly in competitive.
TheBreadlord
Almost impossible. Back before cs:go I managed to organize a group activity in css on a finnish pub. Got lucky with the people online.
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WhimsicalCalamari
Don't worry, anyone that wants to have fun tries to avoid your type anyway.
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LordOfErebus
I think you should still appreciate people who just want to share a joke and have some fun every now-and-then.
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