TheMegaSage
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Jul 15, 2019 9:11 PM
TheMegaSage
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slowlybecomingacrazycatlady
How has no one made a Charlie the unicorn reference yet.
OverMyDadBody
That red dot makes it look like she recently had a tracheostomy which makes the post even more creepy.
POGassultraboot
Good thing I free base ibuprofen.
TheLastSpaceman
newdoug2017
Ghost0fDawn
Either its a good sense of humor or you're killed for your organs. Either way, you win!
BMan086
AmelioBMerluzzo
She's looking for a donor.
polarfuchs90360
Shes looking for man or Organs ? Or blood ?
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I like how she seems to be looking right through me... and past me, at the same time.
justGeorge
Sleeping with one eye open.
FatBastardVegetarian
Match with Charlie the Unicorn.
candiduscorvus
“Charlie! Come with us to the candy mountain!”
knowzaan
TheHolyFatman
Guh....
Dongmastersven
In her place.. one hundred candles burning
A10struck
And people wonder why I have my permit
theogreofpcp
LookYouStupidBastard
I was looking for this. There are tens of us that watch Venture Bros!
gnovice
Elevens!
ilitirit
She's a heartbreaker. She'll take a part of you with her
Suzwir
Must be a nurse... or serial killer. Not sure yet.
Noob3rts
Ah yes, the ol' copy paste. High chances this is a bot or somebody boring because they cannot think of an original bio.
ProperHomeless
She can get up in these guts if I can get all up in hers first
Taskmaster51
Inthink she's looking for an organ donor
PutThePRNDLinD
And if things turn all pear-shaped, I hear that home dialysis is the next great thing in healthcare...
Khrome
BiBiBiBiBiBiBi
There it is
Amesang
http://schadenfreudestudios.com/backup/pictures/liopleurodon08.jpg
Nightcaste
Charliiieee.....
Walmartstallwithnolock
Ooo foreplay
appicciridda
Charlie? https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY
kushmonk2
o negative? what about b positive!
TerribleAwful
am i supposed to know my blood type? who am i, karl landsteiner, the discoverer of blood groups?!?!
mthornton91
JFredPrufrock
You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them.
Bukkakeicecream
One you can Google in seconds, the other not at all
ilhares
Do you not?
FrogBotherer
I'm not falling for that again.
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
3rd times the charm
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Says the man with one kidney and one scar
Muunk
Just liver alone
ootsker
Stop bothering frogs
Kenken900
I literally fit in all of her demande
BiggestBlackestBeard
Kidney me once, shame on you. Kidney me tw-
billingsworthswagamuffin
Your liver heals, you could always risk losing some more of it.
DillPixels
Never go to Candy Mountain with anyone.
GastricMuncher
Third times the charm.
dduncan55330
Well if you do, you're probably dead since we are only born with 2 kidneys.
OutInLeftField2
Genius.
sithney
“ — Joey Nokidneys
YouHadMeAtAsian
Charlie?
TheSilentOod
ferndogfp11
Damn right
Themostdownvoted
I got one shot left too, I'll give her a try
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SqueezitTheClown
What about Candied Island?
PraiseTheMachineGod
Well, you probably have only one kidney left so you're safe.
gravyandfries
Just cause they only have one doesn’t mean i won’t take it
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
I absolutely love your username, fellow frog botherer
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Yeah I've had my kidneys stolen like three times... fuckin sucks
Smacketywack
Good thing you got em back.
FrankTheThunderbird
ChubbyNipple
Relax she's just kidneying
reineseele
I am still amazed that in a land with full capitalism that you cant sell your organs yet.
ExtraaUpvote
You haven't found the right website yet
AbacusFinch
Cant LEGALLY sell your organs
SpeedBeetle
Okay... I mean, we can do stuff first, right?
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
Can't do anything that damages the livers or kidneys, though.
NuggetsForKitty
What kind of sex do you have that damages internal organs?
PaulImpola
Really, really vigorous sex. In weird positions. With no safeword.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
I see the internet has not ruined you yet. :D
anusBrokenInstructionsNotClear
I’ll give up a gut-bean for a root
Sephority
I lol'd
OneCraftyHooker
Beautiful example of language. Thank you.
dmd3eorg
a hwhat
FrozenCoast
Kidneys are shaped like beans
Wednait
It's Australian for intercourse.
ImGoingStreaking
Butt stuff.
thebiped
Damn it man, I was gonna say that....
DropsWittyComments
Yes I think I’m smart enough to get this without losing that...
onecowboytoo
As in you are getting pegged.
ImGoingStreaking
SpeedBeetle
I'm cool with that.
TotallySaneScientist
Bend over.
SpeedBeetle
Gladly.