Disney Dump Part 5: The Empire Strikes Three

Mar 25, 2026 12:54 PM

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A reunion of the cast of THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE - for its 20th anniversary last year

#69 muscle mommy's me?

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#1 Me too

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#71 Speed it up to get the hampsterdance!

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Ah, a person of culture, I see.

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"I didn't say she was extremely silly, I said she was fucking goofy"

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#15

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#10 I imagined The Vault was bigger when I was a kid.

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#5 I had no idea how much I needed this in my life

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#15 Jaysus Christ, this is some crazy fanfic

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Artist is DevilHS. They do, they so do...

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#21 you've got to get rid of the Seaward

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I'll leave when I'm good and ready!

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#11 2D animators "we've formed a union! we will no longer be abused and underpaid!" Diz "Are 3D animators in your union?" 2D animatiors "no, why?" Diz "2D animation is history! it's all 3D forever unless they unionize."

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Disney animators unionized back in the early 1940s. Also, 3D animators were admitted into the Animator's Guild in the 1990s, but Disney Animated Studios didnt release a 3d animated film until 2005.

Not that I'd put it past Disney to try to bust unions or to let labor dispute dictate their choices, but it doesn't seem likely to be the case here. More likely it was due to declining box office returns for 2d animated films, how well Pixar was doing, and new tech reducing costs for 3d.

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#9 the star busters we all wanted

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I'm Mary Poppins y'all

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Oooo, you'll probably like this video then: https://youtu.be/BunrJFs3g6Y

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How dare you disrespect Yondu!

Nah just kidding, I seent it

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I fucking HATE that my brain won't ignore how much of a piece of shit Chris Pratt is.

I LOVED those movies.

I wish AI wasn't a disaster. It would be awesome to be able to replace actors that ended up being shit. So many of those people are amazing, not to mention everyone else that worked on the films, but no, my brain won't stop ranting the second I see Pratts fucking face.

I just heard Ryan Reynolds is an asshole, and I'm intentionally not looking up details. Fuck Hugh Jackman too.

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#14 Holy shit! Now THAT is Bard energy. I'm channeling HIM next time I play D&D.

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#18 Speaking of Bard energy. I'm going spelunking. They'll call me Donkey the way I single handedly increase the half dragon population.

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#24 I loved The Apple Dumpling Gang. Tim Conway and Don Knotts together was hilarious to 5yr old me.

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#26 @facts

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Treasure planet is one of my all time favorite films

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Mulan, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, all with sequels. Treasure a planet actually NEEDED a sequel and we never got anything. I’m going to count my blessings, though. Did you ever see the Megamind sequel? I hardly ever give up on a movie but I turned it off so it wouldn’t besmirch the first one. It is belligerently terrible. It wants you to hate it.

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Our sons’ name is James/Jim. He watched it when he was 7 or 8. It’s his inspiration now.

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#11 Oh that’s easy to explain, it’s because they couldn’t legally fire people for being in a union, but since 3D animators weren’t unionised yet, they could just “invest” on that side of it, and let their 2D side rot

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We're three caballeros
Three gay caballeros
They say we are birds of a feather

We're happy amigos
No matter where he goes
The one, two, and three goes
We're always together

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It's so weird that Disney still has a Three Caballeros ride.

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not really, there's a bit of a revival, they had a tv series a couple years ago, and the Ducktales reboot made them canon to the whole thing.

Also, Jose Caricoa had always being super fucking wildly popular in Brazil.

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He's to Brazil what Donald is to Sweden

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#13

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#6 Generally, combat kills aren't considered "murders".

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Hard to argue with #1 when Kida and Meg are both so high on the appealing scale.

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You really just gonna ignore Kuzco like that? The disrespect around here...

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Sorry, random user. I just ain't gay like that.

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It needn't be said. He knows he's the hottest.

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#21 My friend doesn't understand. Could you explain this one for him?

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The Dead Sea. Because she dead.

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How TF do you parse that from this image?!

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Yeah I thought it would be like, she's the Atlantic ocean or something.

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Because it is said in the story that she's dead...?

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#21 makes Queen Athena what?

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The Dead Sea

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Thank you! I did not get that at all, lol

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The Dead Sea.

Bonus: In French, The Dead Sea (mer) and The Dead Mother (mère) are pronounced the same.

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disney cement-mixer princesses or disney french-pot ice-cream princesses?

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#4 Such a dumb joke, but i can't stop laughing.

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Ah yes, a joke. I get jokes. *narrator voice* but he didn't get this one

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The joke around the lady picture's name being Nani which also means "what" in Japanese. The second frame is from Lilo and Stitch of a character surprised to see her and saying her name questioningly, but they replaced the set up with a popular catchphrase from the anime/manga Fist of the Northstar, where the usual response is someone asking "what?" in confusion.

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Japanese. "You are already dead" "What!?!"

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"Omae wa mou shindeiru" "Nani?!" is from the anime Fist of the North Star where the main character punches an enemy a bunch of times and says "You are already dead" prompting the enemy to say "What?" before exploding. The woman in the meme is named Nani, from Lilo & Stitch.

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#71 if you don't recognize this you probably do because once sped up a bit its the background of "Hamster Dance"

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What is the original video from?
I recognise it but can't place it

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Pretty sure it’s the animated Robin Hood where he’s a fox but I could be completely wrong

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sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit you're right

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Correct! Music by roger Miller

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Missed one of the most important. And she was disney until 2025 when Disney lost the rights back to the original owner.

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Jessica Rabbit, I'd patti her cakes.

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She briefly did a movie with Studio FOW as well.

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Dear god Jessica Rabbit is talented.

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So..talented.

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She has huge....tracts of talent

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Well, I didn't make the meme... just commandeered it. Otherwise Demona would've also been included

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I used her as an example of why 90’s kids were furries. They guy said yea I kinda understand, Gidget ya know…

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yeah, I was an 80s and 90s kid and Demona never really did it for me. Lola Bunny however. but that is a bit off topic from Disney

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Except for the 80s hair, she's not really furry. More scalie.

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#69 I guess I need to watch Wreck It Ralph

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Fantastic movie

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Correct.

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Yeah, although this scene is from the second which is entirely skippable. But they still had some good scenes together in the first one.

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The second one where he just forgets every lesson from the first?

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And it becomes just a dumb "oh, I'm jealous that she has her own life" story. The movie as a whole sucks. The part with the Disney princesses is great and some other parts have merit but the plot is a mess.

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Ok, listen. I'm not going to watch it for the plot. I just want to know if there's sappy romance with a short haired muscle mommy

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They are side characters, only making appearances in the beginning and the end. They have a lot more screen time in the first movie which is also a good movie so watch that one and go to YouTube to get all their clips from the second one. But the second one is mostly Vanellope saying "hey cool, this is what I want to do" and Ralph saying "but I'm too short sighted to see how that benefits me" and then hijinx around that weak-ass plot.

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Don't forget they don't even address the whole Going Turbo thing! Apparently not even an issue anymore?

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