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EDIT: ... nah I'd end up dead because I'd be an insanely pedantic critter. Nonetheless thanks for the frontpage everyone! Remember, be awesome with each other! I do some reviews (As a hobby, not paid!) at https://hypeimmune.wordpress.com/ feel free to check them!
SickboySuperfly
This, because why
Fabulously
Cats
Shapster
Dune
sethb1978
If they want to join my cult
hodaddelvecchio
Bitcoin
zombiejedediah
The development of the alphabet
HandiCaptain
40k lore
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
Dr. Pimple Popper
ManyCatMan
Was about to say Warhammer 40k then read the title. Checks out
cjtb2
Prime numbers.
BythepowerofPlank
ancient tax-systems.
LordBrandonTheBold
Go on.
Sonflooki
Stockholm Syndrome. I love you. We should totally get married.
melni
Mine is that Stockholm Syndrome isn't what people think it is "Siding with kidnappers because of being trapped too long", but is in fact because the hostages were treated well by the bad guys and feared the police in the situation.
Later on the authorities decided that the robbers had brainwashed the hostages instead of the reality of cops being incompetent and them having to negotiate their own safety and release.
RElGNMAN
SELLING MY TIMESHARE
ihatemyknee
Warhammer 40K Lore
WolvesofFenris
seenunseen
The different grades and qualities of cement both modern and historical, as well as the search to recreate roman cement.
4254
I would keep you hostage, to hear more.
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
what great deal i got for my extended car warranty
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
ChorizoPig
My little pig, Chorizo. Want to see pictures of him?
ProppaGanda
The dialectical processes that tie kidnappings and capitalism.
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
My dad threatened to kick me out of the car once if I didn't stop explaining the plot of Legacy of Kain to him. So it might be that.
SeattleLivin
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
TheRealTR8R
Please tell me more about it.
Subsound
Excel
Subsound
LoL, I knew it
khopesh87
Depends on exactly how sober I was at the time of capture.
jrntn
The fact that you measure degree of sobriety rather than degree of drunkenness is probably a bad sign for your health
cbjfan
Alcohol isn't the only thing that affects sobriety
khopesh87
Oh, I passed that warning sign a while back.
Futchm
How neither male nor female genitals have a word for them that is not derived from a euphemism
evilspock
Me: wait no that cant be... (googles)
Holy shit. TIL. Take your upvote, well done.
cptbahab
Something that's wild to think about is that literally all words in every language are all derived from use. Not from some ancient official source, not derived from logic. It's just use. It's always been use.
The "official" words are compiled after they are already used so frequently that the old words were forgotten or simply used less frequently.
Often, words are stolen from other languages and misused, abused, transformed and then finally made "official" in some asshole's book of many words.
UsuallySpecial
The Académie Française would like a word (ho ho) “For example, the Académie has recommended the avoidance of loanwords from modern English (such as walkman, computer, software and e-mail), in favour of neologisms, i.e. newly coined French words derived from existing ones (baladeur, ordinateur, logiciel, and courriel respectively).”
Yes, this is fairly silly of them and few of their neologisms stick, but still.
CameForTheBooty
My current hyperfocus
kEMup
Yeah that’s the question. What is it that you’d be rambling on about?
CameForTheBooty
Now it would be books
ybiii
Propane and propane accessories
Jwhite777
Funny how you read that and hear it in Hank's voice in your head lol
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
The contributions catholicism has made to BDSM.
DeanGulberri1
TheCarolingian
I'd be keeping you longer than 2hrs to discuss. Now, where did I put my rubber nun's outfit?
dc118
hehe, that's a good one.
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Dude. I sometimes get my freak on in a nun's habit.
sethb1978
Not wrong, I’ve dated two catholic girls in my life.
dashers
Continue
ShatnerShatAMegashit
I wanna hear that. Coming to get you!
NineByNine
god bless them for their service :)
69thStPepper
Sorry, daddy, I've been bad
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
"Daaadddy....I've been naughty..."
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
"I told you, when I'm at work it's "Bless me, father, I have sinned.""
SnorHEEdenRAden
"I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!!!!!"
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
J.G. Is that you?!?!
davegur
It clearly says “talking.” Nowhere does it say “sing in a chorus while riding a bus down 8th St.”
Sjg437
Call J.G. Wentworth 877-CashNow
johnnyhavok
Holy shit!!! I scrolled down to this comment just as the commercial played on TV. That was a very trippy moment.
sabaticalbob
I’d say the odds are higher than you think based on how often I see those commercials
FFurryFreaks
Ever occur to you that all your devices are watching and listening to you?
PithyCommentBelow
I feel like during daytime tv, it’s possible to watch a show where that’s the only commercial that plays.
TheBunnyPants
The Silmarillian
HypnagogicHallucinations
The Silmarillion
ActuallyTonyHawk
The Silmarillien
MaverickTitan
The Silmarillion.
Nevawinta
The Simianrillien