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a lot of back story:
My cousin's mom passed away when he was little, leaving my uncle to raise a kid all on his own (which he was not at all prepared for). the two argued all the time and when my cousin turned 18 he just took off. like, fell off the face of the earth for several years. no one knew where he was, just assume he was wandering around the country. when he left, my uncle realized that he'd been a shitty parent and started trying to get his life in order.
He quit drinking, when to a therapist, and eventually became the person i think he would have been all along if his wife hadn't passed. after a couple years, he met this woman named Carrie. he immediately fell in love with her and the two married about a year after they started dating. i was never really a fan of her, but hey if she was making him happy then who am i to judge?
So it's been about six years since my cousin took off, and out of no where he calls my uncle. the two meet up and after some heartfelt apologies and manly tears, they hug it out. my cousin, who's been god knows where, moves back in with his dad and new step mom. Things seemed to be going really well
Until Carrie starts acting weird around my my uncle. He feels like somethings up, but really wants to make it work. We were on the phone the other day and he's just distraught so i asked him what happened. Eventually he's telling me that she's been having an affair, and the fucked up part is it's with my cousin.
Stunned, i asked him how he found out. through the tears he says "i left work early to surprise her, but that's when i walked in the house and saw CARRIE ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNNNNNN"
I regret nothing.
This is a copy of a Green text I saw years ago
StarLion19
owenmason
worth it.
was821
chickNlittle
Heartomaton
thisusernameisuseless
NoTouchie
New favorite gif! +1
jayphat
Already seen it posted in here twice before, already knew what the end was gonna be. You get nothing! Good day, sir!
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
ThyPaperDragon
Pretty damn good.
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thunderfluffian
Mother dick!
fatsthankstodominoes
Dammit. Well worth the read.
superwasabi
its a repost
TheDreadPirate
TheDreadPirate
It's funny how many Supernatural fans are here.
rlyehunderwater
GoldLeaf
It's a classic!!
ArchCypher
I get this reference, and I approve.
baurpower
Perfect +1
FidgetFeets
iamMrG
JohnnieIII
UserSubrero
Oh that's awesome. Never saw that gif before!
IAlwaysUpvoteSensibleChuckleGIF
HorizonIsBored
Repost!
originalnamedonotsteal1
You could have at least fixed some of the spelling errors.
Imnotu
You are a twisted shit. +1
ANTIDGK
Didn't even bother to read the whole thing. I just skipped to the end to see if it was legit... Thanks imgur.....
DeliciousPandaTears
Kingjellybean
Suspected green text, skipped to the end, downvoted.
12345six
I don't get it
ivegotstupidvision
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
zPapa
You can always expect it to be fake if the story includes a name
dflr
Yep. As soon as I saw "Carrie" I knew what was gonna happen
Kaluthelurker
You glorious bastard.
MrPhuckett
It's a repost
boreddemon
My exact words as I threw my phone
blopblup
I don't get it, can someone explain please? :)
ZedsDedBabyZedsDed
I dont either?
plutonium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orqnZBYEn38
gotthemyellowtops
It's a song. "Carry on my wayward son" by Kansas. You know, from the guitar hero episode of South Park
spaizkadett
I still don't. This is funny how?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I thought I'd read this before
AgDrumma07
Yup.
EchoOfSnac
I knew I had read this before. I was rubbing my hands in anticipation for the punchline I'd forgotten as I read through it.
Densteef
It's greentext from 4chan this time not a screen shot just straight up stolen
samspancakes
It's also been I'm imgur like this before if I remember correctly.
SomeoneAlreadyTookTurkTurkelton
You have, where is the repost dueche when you need him
BaronVonMadScience
RepostStatistics just scans the image/title, so it wouldn't help. Also, I'm 90% sure it was originally a 4chan story.
ThatTorrentGuy
He did say it was a greentext so can confirm
Cyranojoe
I saw the post with the exact same test/image previously, guarantee.
Baz135
I would imagine the bot is programmed to ignore common meme templates.