I’m just going to take a dump here

Feb 4, 2018 4:46 PM

Woofer9000

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I always get caught off guard when they put inspirational stuff in the middle of a dump. I read it, go "that wasn't funny", go back, "oh"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#42 Yep its a card game anime.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucifer, Latin for 'the light bringer'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MISSING 2 NANAS! UGHHHHH

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This! I tried to sing it in my head and then sudden there was BATMAN and I was like: wat

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Some say the guitar is still chasing that squirrel to this day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 is the Universal Human Being.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a Finn who may or may not exist, #6 is faulty logic. Santa Claus visits us during the day. Maybe he just don't like all you others?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I very much enjoyed your dump, now I'm sending it to my girlfirend!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Heehee

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that’s gross dude

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Phrases that mean something else to a phlebotomist.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh #6 I love that so much

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does "on fleek" even mean?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 looks like 2007 Britney

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how vampires aren’t home invaders on that graph cuz they have to be invited in =) the vampire nerd in me is happy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Zombies seem pretty far from immortal

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Undead zombies are unless killed, traditionally speaking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't age so sorta.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that horse’s urban street wear

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's either the girl with the head band or the blurry boy up front.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So private yet so public

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dump was funky ass fuck. Strong shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what my anxiety would say to lure me into a trap!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just wan't to say, that all kidding aside, this was the funnyiest dump I've seen in my Imgur Career. Thank you good sir Woofer9000

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why hasn't someone told me before that my anxiety is lying to me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 santa is a vampire?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 that seems like a little too much lipstick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Hottest bald chick-dude ever. Now I need a shower

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Batman meme needs 2 more Nana's.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cockroaches are immortal, Santa Claus is a Cockroach =o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t wait for Ugandan Knuckles to disappear. But I also don’t want Ugandan Knuckles to disappear.

8 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 7

As long as dickbutt exists, i refuse to let ugandan knuckles die.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

WE ALL WANT IT TO DISAPPEAR, IT'S WORSE THAN THE BRUSHIE MEME

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope it never dies

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I want it gone. My brother has been going full retard with it(Along with the entire internet) and it is the most annoying thing ever.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I was rather disappointed by it because I thought there legit was a Ugandan knockoff of Sonic and I wanted to watch it so bad...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2018 7:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hipster

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

*inhales* OH NO!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The Kylo Ren "Do you know the Rey" was beautifully stupid. So dumb it hurts, but in a fantastic, magical way. I love it.

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

A meme so ephemeral, so fleeting, so flirtatious.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Stop with the Facebook shit. Give links to the original video on YouTube. It is not hard. Ffs

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I never click on Facebook links. But as soon as the voice came in, I was very happy I did this time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*ClickClickClickClickClick*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So is it a card game anime?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#cropstupidcomments

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 What's on that horse's hooves?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you can be a cunt about it, sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#4 is faulty logic. Since we know finland exists and their population is about .0912% of the global then 6,931,200 is 100% +/-69,312 people.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 9

Schrödingers land

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I choose to believe in quantum Finland

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

That's the kind of stat the RNC, DNC, CNN, and Fox News try to use to sway voters. It's maddening.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

yeah no shit it's faulty logic, it's also a meme

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

It's not a meme. A meme is a unit of shared culture. So confession bear or 'halo is a cool guy'. This is greentext.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You must be fun at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yet some people actually believe there's how statistics work. Never a bad time to turn a meme into an educational lesson.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also the population is incorrect.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Add a 0.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

5.5 million is the right number yes?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More or less. I guees it's like 5.4 but w/e

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0