funny shit to watch (mostly while you're high)

Sep 16, 2016 3:58 AM

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In Bruges (2008)

Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Hot Fuzz (2007)

Exceptional London cop Nicholas Angel is involuntarily transferred to a quaint English village and paired with a witless new partner. While on the beat, Nicholas suspects a sinister conspiracy is afoot with the residents.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically try to stop.

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

The adventures of high school and junior high students on the last day of school in May 1976.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.

Up in Smoke (1978)

Two stoners unknowingly smuggle a van - made entirely of marijuana - from Mexico to L.A., with incompetent Sgt. Stedenko on their trail.

Pineapple Express (2008)

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Top Secret! (1984)

Parody of WWII spy movies in which an American rock and roll singer becomes involved in a Resistance plot to rescue a scientist imprisoned in East Germany.

Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it's up to him to find justice.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades.

Super Troopers (2001)

Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

The comic 'Bluntman and Chronic' is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation they set out to wreck the movie.

Superbad (2007)

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

An Asian-American office worker and his Indian stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.

The Big Lebowski (1998)

"The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire Lebowski, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.

Friday (1995)

Two homies, Smokey and Craig, smoke a dope dealer's weed and try to figure a way to get the $200 they owe to the dealer by 10pm that same night. In that time, they smoke more weed and get jacked and shot at in a drive-by.

This Is the End (2013)

While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.

Half Baked (1998)

The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster's wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.

Pink Floyd – The Wall

A confined but troubled rock star descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Incompetent cop Frank Drebin has to foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II. (85 mins.)

We're the Millers (2013)
A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

Airplane! (1980)
A man afraid to fly must ensure that a plane lands safely after the pilots become sick.

Office Space (1999)
Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.

Young Frankenstein (1974)

An American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that he is not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Tucker & Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are attacked by a group of preppy college kids.

You forgot tropic thunder

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420 approved.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I wouldn't watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas while you're high on anything. It'll fuck with your head

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v same applies to this list

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High School (2010)

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

watch Enter The Void high

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High or not, Seth Rogen is not funny.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Yeah. Pineapple express shouldn't be in this list.

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I've watched Up in Smoke ten times and I still had no clue what was going on. Thanks for the explanation.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, In Bruges might impress me. But I didn't. So it doesn't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen most of these. Liked them too. Good list.

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"Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine." -Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing

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NPH is in White Castle?

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Well time to get a quarter and say goodbye to my weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Would this also be fun for us wierdos who dont smoke weed?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Many of these fall directly into the comedy genre. As one of those weirdos, they're funny on their own merits.

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Many of these fall directly into the comedy genre. As one of those weirdos, they're funny on their own merits.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have a 'fun movies to watch stoned' list and you don't have Flash Gordon? Shame on you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pro tip: You don't have to be high to enjoy any of these movies, because they're all really fucking funny

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It bothers me that Hot Fuzz is shown before Shaun of the Dead (2004)... And what about The World's End (2013)?

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Yeah, @OP messed up by omitting that!

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Cornetto Trilogy FTW!

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World's End was kinda meh compared to the other two to be fair though

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Honestly it was crap

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Are you me?!?!

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SHORTARSE!!!

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You don't know karate...

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If you like these movies stoned, you are gonna love Requiem For A Dream, really cracks me up

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The first time I watched it, I was intoxicated. It really cracked me up, but not necessarily in the good way.

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I really like the goofy dance scene where they bump their butts together

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Ass to ass!

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Sneaky

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*evil cackling

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You do NOT require any drugs to find Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz maddeningly funny.

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Mofuckin Simon Pegg boiii

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The most puzzling thing about this list is the exclusion of The World's End. If you're going to have the others, then complete the set!

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Good ol Shaun of the dead, So good I've seen it like 30 times.

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In fact, drugs make Shaun if the Dead genuinely scary.

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If you have to be high to find Tucker and Dale vs Evil funny, then you have no sense of humor.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the same goes for the other movies

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

But how will you be cool like OP and only enjoy things while high!

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I didnt like holy grail that much cuss by the time i watch it (age 19) EVERY single joke had been spoilt, i had heard ALL of em no surprises

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Maybe if a single joke had been left i would have liked it more but it was just ok, liked life of brian cuss i had only heard biggus dickus

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Maybe you should have watched years ago, you know when all the people quoting it were probably telling you to watch it...

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Sorry for not being born sooner

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That makes no sense, if you spent years with people quoting Holy Grail at you you had years in which you could have watched the film!

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"Lima beans & a nice chianti fffffp" , "i am spartacus!" , "no luke i am yr father" , "paint me like 1 of yr french girls" do u know how 1/2

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Many good films with quotable lines there are, i had 0 spare time till i was out of college so next to no chance to watch it + im poor

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Black dynamite is fucking hilarious

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I am smilin'.

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Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes

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I'd highly recommend the animated series if you enjoyed the movie.

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"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community"

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You diabolical Dick shrinking motherfucker! !!

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Girl: "My momma said my daddy name is Black Dynamite..." BD: "Hey... shuttup little girl, a lot of cats have that name..." :D

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'Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look!'

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My favourite bit!

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"I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete, with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?"

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The Wall....hilarious.

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Laughed my cock off

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But it's Donald Trump's favourite movie...

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Is he gonna make Pink Floyd pay for me to watch it?

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So ya... though ya... might like to go to the show?!?

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What did Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

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I still love the line from Childish Gambino: "this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di"

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I know it as Dale Ernhart Sr. And Pink Floyd

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If you trip and watch The Wall you're going to have a bad time.

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That's the only way it should be watched.

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Dont spread lies

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I was gonna say, you've got a pretty decent chance of a bad time getting high to that one. Lotta fucked up imagery.

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Nah, its good man

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Stoned is the only way to watch The Wall

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or on a combo of mushrooms and lsd

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Bro i got freaked out by the star wars battlefront loading screen while on 2g of shrooms... I cant imagine watching the wall... I'd die...

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It's weed, not acid.

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Yeah I had a fucked up enough time watching it sober

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and it's just so bleak. I love it, but it's bleeeeeak

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Did you or did you not watch all of In Bruges, OP?

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"Of course you can't fucking see! I just shot a blank in your fucking eyes!"

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Yeah had some funny bits, but kinda of a sad movie really.

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Yeah, this movie makes me cry every single time. When Ray goes to the park.. Goddamn..

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"Like a big fat retarded black girl on a seesaw."

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Probably watched more of In Bruges than he did of the fucking Wall if he thought THAT was funny.

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It's a black comedy. Though it might be a retarded black comedy on a see-saw.

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"You're an inanimate fucking object!" My favorite part.

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"I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset."

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"They're filming midgets"

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Would you like some cocaine?

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Did you or did you not watch all of In Bruges, ON WEEEEEED?

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I get that reference.

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Why didnt you say hello to me today when I said hello to you today?

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Little fuckin cunt

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I immediately distrust anyone who refers to that movie as a comedy.

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Best scene in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ

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Yessss, lol. The shrug does it for me.

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I wouldn't go up there, it's really narrow....

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I think the more important question is how much weed do you smoke @OP

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My thoughts as well. Seems very uncharacteristic for this list...

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"Brügge sehn... und sterben?" (See Bruges... and die?) is it`s german title

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Retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

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I retracted it, didn't I?!

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What in burges is hilarious!

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I really depends on what frame of mind you're in. For me it was rather depressing

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Some parts. I wouldn't sell the movie on it being funny.

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me concur

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its like slc punk though, you wanna keep smilin you shut it off halfway through

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Awww Heroin Bob :(

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Yeah that movie is marketed as a comedy but its depressing as hell and gets really dark at the end.

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What? It's hilarious!

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Filth was kinda like that, still a good movie though

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As a Belgian, Bruges or Brugge is quite nice. But I understand that people think it sucks.

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They've made it very very touristy.

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i just heard that someone is trying to build a beer pipeline in bruges. so, i think it just unsucked itself it being completely awesome.

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It's the brewery, they laid a 3 km pipeline from the brewery to the 'bottling place(?)'. They want less transport trucks and shit.

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well, it made international news, I heard about it on npr (national public radio) in Louisiana. which is nice.

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Holy shit

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Its a fairytale town?

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Bruges is great, I stopped there last month on the way back from Holland.

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I think the city looks nothing but lovely in the film, which is why it's all the more hilarious that Ferrell's character hates it.

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Oh, I don't know. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.

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Yeah, it's a bit dark and depressing for a "fun movies" list.

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It's just dark/gallows humour, it's still absolutely a comedy, I still laugh every time I watch it, even during the gunfight near the end

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I think it's a fucking wonderful movie, easily my favorite

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Dark comedy is a genre

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And still hilarious

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Its fucking hilarous. All the best comedies balance between serious and fun.

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Well it is a dark comedy, so you can hardly expect it to be all fluffy and funny

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Of course it's dark and depressing, it's an Irish comedy.

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It's fun for us, I mean have you seen our weather?

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I didn't say it wasn't fun and yes I have, in fact I'm looking at our weather right now.

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You took my comment waaaay more personally than it was meant, last I heard 'our' wasn't a non-inclusive term... come on lad

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