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Are we reading the same version? mine already dieded in page 669!
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Fun stuff.
qtRaven
Pleasant?
UserNameCorrupted
#37 Diskworld’s underworld from Wintersmith. Only seen when you close your eyes.
TheeFng
#33 5 to 10 minutes are rookie numbers. This 1 pump champ won't waste your time, you just pass by.
profiledit
#33
gonzar09
#16 Both. I am both.
Unholytrashpanda
#11 in actuality, if you gotta move a snapper, give them a sturdy stick or something to bite. Those fuckers have long fucking necks.
KimberlynnKelly
2fligh2high
Kamchatkah
915 times you've planted something risque at just the right point and followed it with that gif
deaththeunholy
#1 Confused and suspicious is more the truth
bekindtoanimals
Damn. Those feet are nightmare fuel
CleverIsSexy
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
#13 I can’t help but think that this is a match made to benefit us all.
RupertQZerconia
Awesomely dark today. I like
ebonybutterfree
#2 I still have my 6’4” Pennywise in my living room. I need to find space for him in the garage before anyone with small children stop by.
kaeldra
#43 that's pretty uplifting to be honest
CaptSchmidtGaming
whitecheddarismyrappername
#29 woa-oh black betty
Muppetman18
MsSaraTonin
bartoho
#1
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#25 why you gotta do my girl Kathy bates likes that?
BobsonDugnutt
Because she’s so amazing she could play ANYONE!
gtollie
#5 my friend doesn’t get this one.
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
My guess is @op is a cyclist hater
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
I was confused... is it a joke on cyclists? People sometimes hate cyclists...
OhNoDontTouch
in the US, cyclists are hated because bike lanes are rare, so they're always in the way of vehicular traffic or taking over the sidewalks.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Ooooh ok. I had no idea. She smoked and drank so her kid became really active & healthy? Ooook. :)
TinyRavenFeathers
OhNoDontTouch
or some extremely spicy hot sauce for when they inevitably decide to lick their own toes
TinyRavenFeathers
DrSanchezChristianAbortionClinic
drop my steel-toes
gordonfroman
Ain't nobody gonna make fun of that deformed toe?
otamolot
#13 Delta 8?
OhNoDontTouch
∆⁸-THC is an isomer of ∆⁹-THC (what we regularly refer to simply as THC) It has supposedly different effects… needs further research
CrisprCAS
#10 Accidentally step on them. Repeatedly.
SalmonTheWise
Spill the coffee on them.
whitebbwolf
standing up, standing on them, then taking forever to figure out where the screaming and cursing is coming from "confused sleepy look"
secretdpp
"Motherfucker put your shit back om your side or lose a foot"
secretdpp
And emphasize by smashing a heel into one of them.
DangerBaer
*accipeatedly
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Absolutely. I would be finding new and innovative ways to be adjusting my feet every 5 minutes. All of them aggressive.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Oh don't do that, I'll get an erection
JackofShadows51
That one toe looks like it has already taken some serious hits.
heartlessninja6
Had his toes beat so much they took a jump in evolution.
Frogchildren
I never think of myself having good looking feet, then I see these
BondulanceDispatch
I’d dribble water onto them. I thought about hot drinks but I think actual burns is a bit extreme. Might make a heaving noise first though..
burningeagle
SSJmarsl
#37 several people have this? can anyone explain to me why this is so
OhNoDontTouch
for me it was after watching The Grudge. I was just a kid.. took me weeks to fully recover from the shower scene. There were other horror→
OhNoDontTouch
→movies that I was definitely too young to be watching at the time, but the associated irrational fears all faded as I grew up.
KrampusCopia
Interestingly enough, this stopped for me after I became an atheist. I no longer fear what I know doesn't exist
KrampusCopia
It's amazing. I can turn the lights out in the basement without running up the stairs.
IndianCowboy
#33 I can do one better - I can create that look for you in 30 seconds.
dmd3eorg
is there even one person on the planet who actually thinks that look is attractive? i’m baffled
deafkitten
ThaneofGlamis
Henry!!!
MikieSwart
deafkitten
Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.
Alurkerforcedtologin
What are you going to do with the 27 seconds left over?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Cry
BisAndThighHighs
Take the photo to share the look.
IndianCowboy
Probably cleanup..
LazyBrownFox
Fact checked: Amish are really growing weed. Kinda warmed my heart to know we're progressing and leaving the stigma behind a little.
ebonybutterfree
I hope they transition completely to weed and get out of the puppy mill business.
JeevesMk2
As the Bible says, thou shalt eat the herb of the field.
SlothMasterJ
Now that’s farm to table!
BeefaloShaver
Sigma joint in my mouth! Haha gotem
DarthWaiterSE
And you know it's the good stuff, too. Totally organic, super mellow, little to no paranoia, yet still strong enough to blow your tits off.
DarthGoodguy
Strains they can’t sell: Motorbreath, Electric Lemon, Red Button
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DrMarioSThompson
Live in Mennonite country, can confirm. They make dope solid wood furniture, sell the best apples, and wave at you from their horse buggy
Exquisitine
Teach me of this horse buggy please
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
TheBoysInTheLab
Ah yes. The progressive Amish. Where their horrifically abused dogs and livestock STILL have more rights and privileges than their women.
yaddiex3
Thank You! I've been trying to tell people for YEARS what assholes the Amish are!
TheBoysInTheLab
And it's always been that way. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1998-jul-12-ls-2880-story.html
Dontforgettofloss
We have an Amish puppy mill rescue and I'm pissed as hell at what they did to him. How do they get away with it?
iDrinkDrano
Good PR for being ye olde harmlysse Luddites
TheBoysInTheLab
When you live in an insular community (cult), all kinds of fucked up shit gets normalized and covered up.
scarah77
Last time I shopped at my local Amish market the cashier had my change it his hand and tried to reach past me to get my bf to take it ?
scarah77
Because they're not supposed to "do business" ie exchange currency with women. He accepted the money just fine though.
askmenotbolin0
Whoa,what a prick!
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ayah English, we got all the weed ya need!"
DarkSock
I’ll stigma nutz into that jar of Purple Haze…
whitecheddarismyrappername
#14 an R-kelly reference? whatyearisit.gif?
deafkitten
whitecheddarismyrappername
lol! ?
Iaimtomisbehave
#10 Let's fix that hammer toe for ya:
Bananasandwiches42
Judging by the pic it looks like they’ve already had bunion surgery cause I see faint scars. Still a lot of work needs to be done ?
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
Gif that ends too soon.
BlastFX
The link is the second part.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
Oh! I didn't noticed it. Thanks. ?
OhNoDontTouch
neat!
IndigoThursday
That looks like the cure would be worse than the original problem