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An excellent way to cut a pineapple
Jul 13, 2020 11:45 PM
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CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Step 0: get that kind of ninja knife!
RedMethodKB
The absolute nutsack on this dude...& it indeed DOES look both efficient and badass. If he was a street vendor, I’d buy 5 fruit I don’t like
BklynPunisher
How to chop a coconut with Milana https://youtu.be/UcKSjMrc8gc
fluidmusic
UNICEF has really been corrupt all along, out to dominate the global pineapple industry
ItsHawaiianHusky
You can make TEPAHE with the rhines and double your profits!!! Stonks
Shellibobelli
I thought we were supposed to pull off the little chunks?
NotaCPA
hold on sharping my knife....and calling 91 - the last 1 will be pushed with what's left of my fingers if I screw this up.
Scout70
Istucios incolrr. Cor odf finherds
LoadShading
Skill
Schroederkilledthecat
And a damn good knife!
willpostanything
The Flash: APAC
ArsenalThePhoenix
magic
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Damn bro
PVTdumpsterbandit
Anyone know a practical use for all these pineapple husks?
moscowemule
Tepache - a fermented drink from Mexico - is made from the rinds!
notwhatyourmomsaid
How does he have all of his fingers still??
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Are you serious?! I'd stab my hand at least 4 times and sever 2 fingers on my first pineapple.
ianrl337
yep. I'd slice off at least two fingers doing this
polarbearbaby
I wish I could upvote this man personally.
Shifuede
LadyIshca
That look at the end. He gets all the ladies.
FarkasMacTavish
Mm, yes. Towards your own flesh. The best way.
MoonMoon89
I just have one of those pineapple screw corers. I use it. "That's a lot of pineapple left near the skin." DO NOT EAT THAT PART OR THE CORE!
Takethejump
Why not? I kinda like chewing on the core. It's like sunflower seeds, you spit out some sawdust after.
MoonMoon89
Bromelain hurts, dude.
player2joined
LOL ... I'd stab my hand 14 times just trying this (o.O)
cptcr
on purpose? geez get help.
LoudAngryJerk
I stabbed my hand 14 times just looking at this gif. I'm not even holding a knife. My hands are literally empty, unless you count the blo
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I'm bleeding out just from watching
TheyCallMeRoy
That's positively menstrual
RJ444
Hands? I wouldn’t stab them because I’d be missing them by the second pineapple.
KWJester49
With a knife that sharp probably just the first time
CA17ARY
Still half asleep. I read your comment as ‘I’d stab my friend 14 times’ I was thinking - what’s your friends done to piss you off.
profiledit
I like mine with rum an little umbrellas!
DuineSgith
Then might I recommend this belter of a spiced rum. https://imgur.com/DupzyYp
profiledit
Is it good?
DuineSgith
Absolutely delicious, It's a well flavoured spiced golden rum with just a touch of star anise. Not cheap though, lowest price I've seen >
DuineSgith
£25 per 500ml bottle which is roughly $32 for 17.5 oz
profiledit
Thank's, good to know.
thanexitium
For how easily that can slice through a pineapple rind, that knife is terrifyingly sharp
DataNet
Look at how it's shaped. It was his grandfathers knife.
Whatnameshouldipick
Everyday at work I cut about 70-140 pineapple and I have a tough time keeping my knifes sharp so I wonder how he does it
RideTheStimutacs
Easy. The currency for a sliced pineapple is knives.
totallyOC
Look how little of the blade is left. He's sharpened that countless times
Samja192
I was just about to say that - this knife has been sharpened more times than ive had hot meals
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I FUCKING LOVE PINEAPPLE
tryingtoohard
HELLO FRIEND.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
WHERE ARE YOU FRIEND!? LLOOOVVEE MMMMEEEEEE
tryingtoohard
FRIEND, I AM SORRY I MADE YOU WAIT. PINEAPPLE SHOULD NOT WAIT. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD PINEAPPLE?
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
BAE I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME ALREADY! I HAD PINEAPPLE 5 DAYS AGO IT WAS AMAZING.
tryingtoohard
WOW I AM SO JEALOUS! IT'S BEEN SEVERAL WEEKS FOR ME. WAIT, I'M KIDDING, I HAD PIZZA LAST WEEK W/ PINEAPPLE ON IT. UR RIGHT, IT WAS AMAZING!
tryingtoohard
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GRILLING PINEAPPLE? I HAVE HEARD IT CAN BE GOOD BUT I'M SCARED. I AWAIT YOUR EXPERT OPINION
tryingtoohard
FRIEND, I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU https://www.jellycat.com/eu/amuseable-pineapple/
MDWitCommunityMagnet
That bag tie at the end. He’s a pro.
NukeItFromOrbitMan
I think this entire method is to get product in the bag without him ever touching the fruit.
pogon
The skin is still the fruit...
AninOnin
I noticed that too. A+ anti-COVIDing!
Nize426
It's more about the acid. The gif has been around longer than covid.
AninOnin
Oh I figured it didn't have much to do with the virus, just wanted to make the comment
LoopStricken
Could just wear gloves.
AninOnin
In this economy???
AninOnin
(joking, have mercy)
Nepoleanblownapart
There's a lady working at the north Dallas Hilton who can do this, but does like 3 in 60 secs. No lie.
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
U lie
Hammertulski
“Hello, North Dallas Hilton? I’d like to talk to your pineapple lady. No, I’m from the internet. Yes, I’ll hold.”
therapeuticMayhems
... they hung up
Hammertulski
*Young Lust starts playing*
vashdaxviii
Liar.
balover1996
What up DFW homie! Hope you and yours are staying safe!
invisiblemaniac
That man has done this 10,000 times. She has done it 100,000.
moonsaves
I'm pretty sure he's just going slow for the camera
LunarShibaTerror
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yegwebdev
His shirt says otherwise
deker222
Where? Off 635 and the Tollway?
oinksteak
Which Hilton???
captain0marvel
North Dallas
YouCantChangeYourUserName
Are we still talking about pineapples?
TheDogEnd
Debbie Does Dallas Hilton
explainer
Ananas
Nepoleanblownapart
What are pineapples?
ImplodingPumpkin
Definitely not apples.
SirBonSama
They're those things you put on pizzas.
XLIILXIX
DoughSlayer
potatoterror2000
Ever seen a potato?
newrecord
It’s my safe word
FuzzyX
"pineapples" is a street name for dicks.